Stephen Colbert Gives the Tip of His Hat to Bond Villain Gingrich
Stephen Colbert couldn't quite figure out at first whether current GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich was supposed to be the hero or the villain of an episode of a James Bond movie during his tip of the hat, wag of the finger segment on the Colbert Report, but ultimately decided he's one of the villains due to his love of space mirrors.
Best lines by Colbert:
And just like Bond, Gingrich is calm under pressure, a little cocky, and is frequently seen with different leading ladies.
Plus, his half million dollar line of credit at Tiffany's proves he knows diamonds are forever.
And as David Brooks pointed out, Newt has called for a permanent lunar colony to exploit the moon's resources.”
Sounds to me like Newt is a Moonraker.
Still, tip of my hat, you know he's in the 1 top percent, which means he is creating jobs for all those evil henchmen.
Colbert's writers and his show deserve an award for that piece and I am sure Colbert's character would agree with me. :)
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
POLL BOMBSHELL: Ron Paul Is Close To A Win In Iowa
http://www.businessinsider.com/ron-paul-youth...
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
This explains why Republicans are so evil. They are all members of SPECTRE.
But this doesn't explain Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann. They remind me more of Boris and Natasha
Iowa poll released today: Gingrich 22, Paul 21, Romney 16
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Didn't you know. The media gets to pick the winners
If Ron Paul were to some how win the presidential election, the media wouldn't even cover it. It would be as if it never happened at all. They would just move on to the multi-car pile up on the interstate , and Lindsay Lohan's latest drunken escapade.
What election
Ron is like the character on a sitcom pilot or of the first few episodes of a new series, who never catches on with the producers. Who has a few scenes, and some lines, but then strangely disappears without explanation.
Ron Paul is like Ritchie Cunningham's older brother "Chuck" on Happy Days.
The media wants Fonzi to win
If Ron Paul can pull off a win! MMMmmmmmmmmm? Interesting!
That's Newtie for you--all hypocrite, all the time, And thank you Steven Colbert.
"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."
Robert F. Kennedy
LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!
Newt is self-absorbed, hateful and destructive. Colbert's wit underlies a sinister peek at a world in chaos should this little man get anywhere near power. Even people in his own party are leaking their contempt and fear.
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