March 15, 2010 04:00 PM
J.D. Hayworth Compares Gay Marriage To Bestiality
Looks like John McCain's primary challenger decided to one up the crazy from man-on-dog Rick Santorum.
J.D. Hayworth: Gay Marriage Law Could Produce Man-Horse Nuptials
Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) primary challenger, former Arizona congressman J.D. Hayworth, warned this past weekend that the same-sex marriage decision handed down by the Massachusetts Supreme Court is so loose in its logic and wording that it could lead to a man marrying his horse. Read on...
of course, of course.
"Someday somebody related to some of these sufferers, these victims, these collaterally damaged souls, may try to kill you. And I have to tell you, I think you’ll have it coming." - Christopher Cooper
box turtle.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
with wanting to marry Mr. Ed?
He was sharper than Wilbur.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
wood, primarily because of the anemic intelligence level I'd be forced to put up with, not to mention the uncanny resemblance to Howdy Doody you have going there.
Actually, give me a decent lady, and I would marry her a thousand times over than have to spend 5 minutes with you.
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Who probably has first hand knowledge regarding bestiality.
Hayworth's father taught him how.
what a shock.
these guys break the mold on a regular basis, I'll give them that..
having sex with a beast... so, in his eyes, sex is bestiality...
He is beastly indeed...
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
In the old west, this happened all the time. From Tom Mix to Roy Rogers & Hopalong Cassidy, we know they loved their horses more than the heroine. Let's not disillusion the children.
J.D. Hayworth must be really dumb to bring this up. But I state the obvious...
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As and Arizonan I'm wondering why we are still turning out these crazy Repubs as contenders for public office. 1st grandpa and now this goof. Come on Arizona and America...dummy up, haven't you had enough stupid to last a life time?
heat.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
..horse's ass your wife married.
Shoot, that was too easy. This stuff just writes itself.
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
obsession these Rethuglicans have with gay sex and bestiality? That's one bunch of twisted sisters.
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
who make such pronouncements. They know no respectable Republican woman's parents would allow the marriage if their daughter brought a horse home. A horse's ass, however, if another matter.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
And Annaliegh, I respectfully disagree with you...
A piece of wood is smarter and sexier.
Will this be the new meme amongst Rep's? "Next thing you know, people will want to marry their picket fence."
about a picket fence, but this guy might like to marry his picnic table.
;)
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
can produce wood on demand.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
That's great! I love it...
And JD just wishes he could, the closeted little freak!
...are these bedwetting conservatives such bad parents that they are actually afraid of raising people who would marry a horse if given the chance? Did I just answer my own question?
For people who claim to want the government out of their lives, they sure do spend a lot of time whining to government about telling OTHERS how to live.
And again, I probably just gave myself the answer within the statement. [sing-song] HypOCrisyyyyy!!!
Lastly, what is WITH these debased and strange bits of imagery that these guys dream up? You don't have to cuss to be obscene or coarse, as morons like this man so aptly demonstrate. I'd rather hear c*nt or f*ck a thousand times than listen to this idiot describe his fears of a man on horse wedding night. Blech.
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
People rode dinosaurs didn't they? One should be allowed to practice their love of dinosaurs.
This fruitcake has done it all, I'm sure of it.
The crazy look in this butt hole's eyes is enough to make me leave the room.
...we haven't nicknamed them "Repugnants" for nothing, eh?
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
It's a horse race to see which teabag nag can reach bottom first! Apparently Arizona election law is so loose in its logic and wording that it can lead to a braying jackass running for office.
Neil Horsley.
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
want to have sex with animals? This meme has been repeated by so many republcs that is is getting old. The first thousand times or so the beastiality angle was kind of humorous. Kind of, but now these guys can't get their minds out of the gutter. I think they are kind of turned on by it.
this is his way of coming out of the closet? I suppose that's the way self-haters do it.
i would think i would be used to it by now, but no, here we are in 2010 and we're still dealing with low-browed primitives.
evolve fuckface.
in his eye!!
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
Is anyone surprised?
by a stallion step father?
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
Dishonorable Hayworth hits below the belt.
Mon, 03/15/2010 - 16:38 — Mitch61
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He likes swollen crotches...
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It's only a matter of time before Mr. Hayworth is found trampled to death in a horse stable where he'd been attempting to seduce the horses by showing them his collection of bestiality porn.
.. or some such act revealing his blatant hypocrisy ..
.. it's required, to be a Repub!
When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?
Not soon enough!
GOOD ONE !!!
So let's see.. before we had Rick "Man-on-Dog" Sanitorium and now we have JD "Man-on-Horse" Hayworth.. You guys in Arizona will have so much fun being represented by this clown..
I give you guys about a year, maybe two, before the dust bowl Ferris wheels start going up.. water sells for $20 a gallon in the market, and mining for silver nuggets becomes a full time job in Scottsdale....
Doesn't to point of consent pretty much stop these idiots in their illogic?
I think it's a safe bet that Hayworth is either deeply gay, or heavy into sex with animals.
this is the kind of crap that a lot of homophobes believe.
instead of getting upset (which is reasonable but not progressive or practical) try to keep your wits about you when you hear someone try to pass this meme off in real life ...
and remind them that a marriage is a contractual agreement between two consenting adults.
this is why gay marriage will not lead to bigamy.
(because bigamy implies more than "2" consenting adults).
this is why gay marriage will not lead to pedophilia.
(because a minor cannot be a consenting adult).
this is why gay marriage will not lead to beastiality.
(because a horse is not a consenting adult).
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by denying gay marriage we deny a significant section of Americans the right to enter into a legal binding contract.
by modifying the rules of marriage to allow any two consenting adults to enter into marriage (rather than restricting it to heterosexual adults), we do not start down a "slippery slope" to modifying the contract of marriage to include more than two partners, or non-consenting adult humans.
You're expecting rational thought from a bunch of people that think teh gay is bad because the invisible sky daddy who made everything allowed this Very Important Choice to be completely beyond his control, and had to resort to a Security Patch from Leviticus Software?
my little sister and her awesome brother in law are republicans. and also mormons too wanna talk about bigotry bro??!
come on .. Karl Rove wanted a civil war, well, who's to say that Rahm Emanuel isn't manifesting it.
assholes like JD Hayworth are going to spread this kind of crap to their followers (people like my sister). that makes assholes like JD Hayworth ignorant. not my little sister.
Karl Rove wants republicans to hate democrats.
Rahm Emanuel wants democrats to hate republicans.
BUT!!
I don't wanna hate my awesome baby sister, and she doesn't wanna hate me.
so all I'm saying is, .... *IF* you hear a republican parroting these retarded, divisive talking points penned vicariously through Karl Rove, then do your country and your culture a favor, look beyond the emotions, and remind them of what I just articulated.
that a marriage is a legal binding contract between two consenting adults .. and therefore cannot lead to bigamy, pedophilia, or beastiality.
for chrissakes dude I really hope you aren't buying into the whole "all republicans are ignorant and evil" meme because if you are then you're buying into the left wing version of the lies that Karl Rove has outsourced Glenn Beck to spread.
many many many of your friends and family are republican.
50% of the nation, is republican.
just like 50% is democratic.
please quit spreading the divisive rhetoric.
Wait.... Did you just compare Karl to rahm? That's one bizarre leap.
Sorry to rain on your little "think positive" parade. But here in socal Karl rove has zero power, whereas the Mormons you cheerfully celebrate sure made it tough for my partner and I to get married
check your history. We're living in polarized times, and it started long before Karl ever got
into politics.
I'll refrain from name calling when the Mormons and rethuglicans learn to mind their own busines..... And practice what they preach
I can't believe that the Mass. Supreme Court has stipulated that the only requirement for marriage is "the establishment of intimacy". Please tell me that what this guy is saying is wrong.
and can count on 2 hands the number of times we made love after the cake got cut.
my previous marriage didn't establish intimacy it destroyed it.
So what's straight marriage
Necrophilia?
(I hear some wives just lay there).
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Hoowdy Doody with a very gay shirt. He really is making a fuss. I wonder why?
JD enjoy your 15 minutes...
McCain as confused as he is stands miles above you...
By the way, nice picture...makes me wonder...maybe you know about man on monkey.
Would you prefer he run for Arizona senate:
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/alice_coope...
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Humans have been marrying horses for years. How else could J.D. Hayworth have been spawned?
Didn't Caligula put his horse in the Senate?
He was responsible for the oats subsidy...
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are they going to get the horse to repeat the vows and say "I do?"
Morse code.
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Horse code?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Aiyec2czY
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what a babe.
That's always been my reaction
She was also in The Portrait of Dorian Gray with Hurd Hatfield and George Sanders (a favorite actor of mine).
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And Glynis Johns was hott too...
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But as long as we're off topic, I just watched The Lady Eve with Barbara Stanwyck, no wonder she's always been my favorite.
I haven't seen that movie but I have seen photographs and I have to agree.
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Of course I'm still a fan of:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons...
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/me...
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Hayworth knows all about that growing up on a farm with all his cute animal friends.
Is No Baa-loney.
"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."
Robert F. Kennedy
but throw barrels off of platforms. He is Donkey Kong.
Dickless bigots like Hayworth have such a need to proclaim some group beneath them.
What prejudice do you have against the dickless?
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Cattlemen?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZqRL7nJB48&fe...
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JD had better stay the hell away from my horse!
I knew this dick when he was at NC State University. It's clear that nothing has changed. I feel for the red state.
I fear for anything that wears a saddle
Arizona , where men are men and the sheep are nervous .
"The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all."
What's yer problem JD?Your wife Mary gets in bed with a Jackass every night and you haven't said "boo" about her.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
...so they can marry horses n dogs. That's why us homos wanna get married. I'd fuck him too if he weren't so completely plug ugly. I think i'd rather fuck a horse.
Is Hayworth Arizona's Roy Ashburn?
I just wanted to say that I came to look at this thread/post and comments, and right as I did, the comments were at 69. Such a deserving number for this guy. Man/Horse 69. Yea. That's the ticket.
He's crazy enough, and down right stupid enough, to get elected in Arizona.
Imagine, people supporting this nutjob because McCain is too liberal?
If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.
Well it's a step up from sheep those Rednecks like so much!
*facepalm*
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
Or for the Republicans, their blowup dolls.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
what happened to this buffoon. I grew up watching him as a SPORTSCASTER on WFBC in Greenville, SC. He was a doofus then, and has developed into a full-blown numbskull now. I thought I had seen the last of him 20 years ago; but now, like a REALLY bad penny, he pops up again. How sad for the gullible citizens in Arizona.
Do horses and dogs and other animals not come in male and female genders? What if some guy is only attracted to female dogs or female horses? Wouldn't allowing heterosexual marriage mean that he might want to marry his female horse too?
This is a (yes, sorry Palin I'm saying it) f-ing retarded argument, but I'm not shocked at all considering the source. Never thought I'd say this again, but GO MCCAIN!
own lack of mentality. Please stop it. Find another, worse word, instead of using a term that puts down innocent people, a Palin or not.
It's true. I live in Massachusetts and my neighbor just married his horsey. What a beautiful ceremony. Olympic savior Mitt Romney was the officiant. He wore his magic underpants, so you know it was legit.
Newly minted senator and God's gift to women Scott Brown was the entertainment for BOTH the bachelor and bachelorette parties, dressed in his little Chippendale's outfit. It was awesome.
a self-loathing closeted gay to me. Sad, really.
are awfully obsessed with bestiality.
Since most conservative women are married to jackasses what's the problem?
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