Colbert: Keith Ablow Finds Gingrich Irresistible Even if Republican Establishment Doesn't
From Thursday evening's The Colbert Report:
Keith Ablow finds Newt Gingrich irresistible even if the Republican establishment doesn't.
More on Keith Ablow's hackery from last week here.
And TPM has more on the segment above -- Colbert: Gingrich Clearly A ‘Seductive’ Man:
“Gingrich is so seductive that three women, two of whom knew he was an adulterer, were willing to pick Newt,” Colbert said Thursday. So Ablow is saying we should look past his weaknesses to his strengths, which are his weaknesses.”
Ablow goes on to write that Gingrich showed real strength when he explained to his wives that he had fallen in love with another woman and “needed to follow his heart, despite the great price he would pay financially and the risk he would be taking with his reputation.”
“Yes, he had to follow his heart,” Colbert said. “Or whatever was throbbing so loudly.”
Which Clown College did Dr. Ablow get his degree from?
Blow The Haki clearly doesn't know the difference between arousal or retching. Your average Borneo Poison Toad has way more suave, finesse, and sex appeal than that toxic, slithering muffin-man known as Newt. In addition, the BPD has tropical coloring, and a bounce to his step quite unlike the pasty to ruddy-faced, ungainly Gingrich species.
Tilly
are what pass for national political leaders these days.
Using Dr Ablow's reasoning, Charlie Sheen should be a perfect candidate for President, too. It's amazing how the rules change when the offender is somebody you like...
he is way to honest about what he expects and wants. Newt like the sneaking around and hiding in the bushes.
The more I think of the woman in Mars Attacks.
kudos to Edwin. That one is his find.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
yeah, I can see that :)
The side-by-side comparison was from the 27 January broadcast of Real Time With Bill Maher.
Edwin came up with that one a few weeks ago. at least 3 by now.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
I suppose he'd say that Jared Lee Loughner would make a good secretary of defense because he doesn't hesitate to use force against perceived threats....
He accuses you of it.
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