The Daily Show: Wingnuts Gone Wild
By Heather Wednesday Apr 08, 2009 5:29am
Jon Stewart takes Mark Levin, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Andrew Breitbart, Michelle Bachmann and Fox News to task for their over the top rhetoric about President Obama only a ten weeks into his presidency.
Stewart: Yes, tyranny. A.K.A. our democratically elected President. You know what guys....I think you might be confusing tyranny with losing. And I feel for you because ah...I've been there. A few times. In fact one of them was a bit of a nail biter. But see, when the guy that you disagree with gets elected, he's probably going to do things you disagree with. He could cut taxes on the wealthy. Remove government's oversight capability. Invade a country that you thought should not be invaded but that's not tyranny. That's democracy.
See now you're in the minority. It's supposed to taste like a s#%t taco. And by the way, if I remember correctly when a disagreement was expressed about that President's actions when ya'll were in power I believe the response was "Why do you hate America?". "Watch what you say." "Love it or leave it." "Suck on my truck nuts."
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For god's sake guys. You've been out of power for ten f*%#ng weeks. You've got a mid-term election in twenty months. Pace your rage!
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I love this man in a purely non-sexual way.
Yes, I love him, too....purely non-sexual!
He tells it like it is with humor. I really hope the wingnuts listen to him, but you know they probably won't. I see comments on right wing blogs about how they hate Jon Stewart.
Rush the Pig Limpballs often says that liberals have no sense of humor (including Obama). Well, screw him. These conservative reich-wingers have absolutely no humor at all.
OMG, can a clip be too perfect? :)
Are traitors. The GOP and Jeebus come first. The Good Ol USA is a distant third. The sooner they self-immolate the better off we'll all be.
I'd love to see them all tried for sedition. Reich-Wing World would explode - but it would be justice.
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OMG!! ROTFLMAO
His comment about Bachmann --- FREE RANGE COUGAR!!
I think I'm gonna die . . . .
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope the likes of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and David Letterman continue hammering in a big way these right wing nut cases.
"potato day"? - you gotta be fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!! whatafuckkkingasshole!!!!!!!!!
And the poor kid has to go to a public school in Westwood...
Musta found it in one of those librul dictionaries.
Honestly, I wince at American "English" anymore. It's becoming unrecognizable. So lazy, so sloppy, so WRONG. (An English teacher.)
PS the wingers and their ilk are the worst offenders!!!
AND Great clip.
Sweet jesus my brain almost exploded. And these are the adults? :-D
That makes my stomach hurt...funny.
The righties just throw around terminology to scare everyone. Of course the mass of the Fox audience eats it up since most of them have no higher education.
Missing in this picture is the ability to do critical thinking. The reich thrives because of their ignorant lemmings.
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You're right about that...throwing around "terminology...."....
Socialists, communists, fascists, totalitarianism, take away our freedoms, taking away our guns....
I guess they think if they say it often and loud enough, it will become true.
Time to throw their assinine rhetoric right back into their faces!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH4eCEkAh6w
Ah, ha, ha, hah!
How apropos.....like the farting dinosaurs, they stink, and they'll eventually become extinct because their leader, the Pig Limballs, stinks to high heaven!
A rerun of this show and last night's Colbert will begin at ten this morning on the comedy channel. I can't wait. From ten to eleven is my kick back and laugh time of the day.
Notice all the people he mentions in the quote in this post have serious signs of mental illness or else they are very good actors.
Yeah, it sucks to be on the losing end in politics, but if we could live through the past eight years, they can feel the suck for the next eight. If they aren't careful they are going to spin in concentric circles until they spin right up their own asses.
check it out....wingnuttia run amok!
The 'best and brightest' they have are a pretty dazzling array of stupidity - Britany Cantor, Michelle Bachnut, Oxycontin Limpballs, Manatee Sean, Bonkers Beck. This cast of characters would have more success on SNL than near anything political or, dare I say, "legitimate". Phew. The GOP has slid even further down the rabbit hole. Cowabunga!
Speaking of Brittany Cantor, did anyone see Keith's report last night about what the Evil Eric is doing? Apparently, he's had pictures taken of all of the freshman Democratic House members so Repug House members know who they are and what they look like. When a freshman Democrat gets up to speak, a repug house member will stand up and interrupt. That repug will ask a question that is totally off topic, just in an effort to distract and catch the freshman offguard, hoping to show that the freshman doesn't know what he/she is talking about.
Apparently this is allowed....but it shows how desperate these jerks are.
you knew Stewart was just waiting for enough of them to build a little montage. The hypocrisy they are engaging in is larger than life and they all seem pretty blind to it. The scary people talk about what makes them scared and they don't even realize they are scary.
Questions For Everyone Who Supported Obama: http://www.strike-the-root.com/91/browne/brow...
After you answer you see very little difference between Obama and Bush. It really brings home the hypocrisy and bigotry of Hannity, et al.
Very good list virtue. Hopefully others here will read the list. It brings up some important differences and a few areas where people will be hard pressed to find the difference between Obama, Bush and McCain.
answer me when the TARP bailout was passed.
Wingnuts are funny with their gold fish-like short term memories. LOL.
that links to articles which, among other things, wax poetic about the "Golden age" of conservative talk radio... when the rightwingers were men and the liberals ran scared.
What were you saying about hypocrisy?
I can't quote biblical sayings, but that seems like one. Jon is a child among the MSM Talking Heads & yet, he slays them day in and day out.
Manna from heaven, that's what TDS is.
Isaiah 11:6-9 (King James Version)
6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.
I just watched the first half of his show on comedy central and the whole half was funny as hell. What in the world would we have done these past years without him and Colbert? I would probably be in a padded cell about now.
Humor is a salve for the soul (and a damned effective way to speak truth to power too).
I wonder, how many people have to die before the fucktard wingnuts bloodlust is sated?
And when will it be ok for us to fight back?
a) Infinite
b) Never
To accept that.
If we ( by we I mean liberals/progressives/Democrats ) are increasingly becoming the targets of these Nazi assholes...
Is it not prudent to defend oneself?
I was just relaying what their state of mind is.
Sorry if I weren't clear on the intentions of my post.
Krishna says that we must fight back BUT without attachment and realizing the intimate unity of all..
I love the Hindu icons of divinities like Durga who are beautiful and serene, unattached, as they sweetly decimmate rakshas and demons.. sorta like Michelle Bachman though not really
I ask the whackos why they have to hate someone. It seems like that's all conservatives have to offer - not just now - since Goldwater went down in flames and the Atwater?reagan brand took over. Hate and fear, just the song from the musical South Pacific.
Didn't Atwater profess serious misgivings about what he did after diagnosed with brain cancer?
Here's a quote from a Life Magazine article:
"My illness helped me to see that what was missing in society is what was missing in me: a little heart, a lot of brotherhood. The '80s were about acquiring — acquiring wealth, power, prestige. I know. I acquired more wealth, power, and prestige than most. But you can acquire all you want and still feel empty. What power wouldn't I trade for a little more time with my family? What price wouldn't I pay for an evening with friends? It took a deadly illness to put me eye to eye with that truth, but it is a truth that the country, caught up in its ruthless ambitions and moral decay, can learn on my dime. I don't know who will lead us through the '90s, but they must be made to speak to this spiritual vacuum at the heart of American society, this tumor of the soul."
These jerkoffs learned their crap from the likes of Atwater....they need to learn from Atwater what he learned only after serious illness and shortly before he died.
... and brain cancer was the only way he could think of to make him shut up.
Deadbed confessions are the mark of the truly degenerate. No wonder he is Rove's biggest idol. I can't wait for Rove's dead bed confessions.
why they have to hate someone.
I spent a lot of time pondering exactly the same thing. The closest I can get is they need an enemy..or many.. because the only thing that sates their ego, makes them feel righteous, superior..valid, is the "John Wayne effect". They love thinking they are some kind of hero. They think they are. Maybe true in their world. Not in mine.
what can I say! hilarious and true...
Wingnuts sounds like a Mile-High Gay club.
of the last few months!
RE: Andrew Breitbart... I had never heard of him until he was on Bill Maher a few weeks ago. Michael Eric Dyson, one of the smartest people in America, was making a great point about something, and Breitbart says, "People like you are the reason I graduated college drunk. I have no idea what you're talking about!"
That moment also sums up the last few months.
drunk, fat and stupid are no way to go through life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM
...which school Breitbart's kids go to.
In fact, I defy him to show some documentation indicating that calling it "potato day" is the school's official policy.
Jon's line, "confusing losing with tyranny", describes accurately the cause of wingnut angst.
is getting to be pretty strange stuff.
Come again?
... wrong preposition.
zing!
I was just thinking yesterday, wow Barack is in Baghdad after his tour de force through Europe and he's only been in for 10 weeks and all the ground he has covered already including righting a lot of the Bush wrongs. He's moving as fast as the speed of sound as far as Presidents go. And you know what? The right wing fucktards are still bleating about yesteryear. There will be a day in the not too distant future when they will wake up in the morning and the rug will have been pulled so far from under their feet, they will not even recognise the new world order, they will be virtually speaking in tropes so obsolete that no-one is interested in listening to. Here in Australia the conservative opposition has 18% popularity. One of the brilliant strokes of 65% popular Rudd's Labor governmnet was to give cash bonuses directly to those in need, (I got $1400) then now middle income earners just got $900 each. Selfishly, EVERYONE now is thinking when do I get my cash-the conservatives would rather die in hell than give anyone cash.They whine needlessly, which just makes them even less popular, no-one wants to hear so much negativity during these times.
Excellent
of fake newsmen.
I think with the recent attack on John Stewart for his deep look at wall street and money madness segment on NBC, have put John on their hate site. Which I think is putting Obama on the defensive for John. I think normally he could have found enough hypocrisy from both side of the party. How powerful is John Stewart in influencing the Americans? Is right wingnutty pundents hatred/fear for Stewart worthy of their agenda?
I am not saying John soft pedaling Obama, but when the rightwing get this bad in reporting hysteria, then what is John to do?
For one, I think that is what he would do right away....
Every time I hear that radio interview with Bachmann, a US. Congress Woman, talking about re-education camps and fighting for freedoms, all I want to do is smack her bald-headed. If a Democratic Congressman had done that while Dick and George were in power, they would have some kind of charges brought against them lickity-split. Maybe his Administration has already had a little chat with her about it. Maybe that was the real 'confrontation' she was talking about a while back. President Obama needs to start getting tough with these seditious Republicans.
They are going to take our kids and turn them into fire breathing nationalists who will do just what the government says....kind like the ARMY Chelly? Damn girl...too late.
Of course, it's easy when you've got so much material to work with, I suppose!
... he's still DA MASTAH! Can't see myself coming up with those perfectly timed pirouettes.
Can you look into old clips of Fox News saying that sex on TV leads to sex and morale decay in society?
That would be a great point to argue that their words today are helping to incite violence.
They can't have it both ways. They can't say that media causes sex, then not be responsible later, when they are the ones stirring violence.
Know what I mean?
-steve
because I'm laughing so hard. These morons (Bachmann, Fox) actually take themselves seriously. They're clowns!
TDS always scores, and they did it again.
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