The Onion: Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'

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The Onion: Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'

From The Onion: Assassination plot thwarted due to suspect's fear it would seem racist.

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