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Blue Lensman's picture

Hilarious!!

Jscottfur's picture

..."Save a pretzel for the gas jets".


WWFSMD?

Artist formerly known as gempei's picture

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Skruffy's picture

That IS the most sense she has ever made.

Ape-Man's picture

Obama true to his word regarding single payer option...
Vermont Edges Toward Single Payer Health Care

How does it fit – or not – with the federal health care law?

Vermont wants to use funds offered in the federal law to build a health insurance exchange that would provide the basis for Green Mountain Care. Under the federal law, all states will have an exchange, or insurance marketplace for individuals and small business, by 2014 – or the federal government will set one up for them. But the law also allows states to seek a waiver from the specific federal requirements for running that exchange if they show they are providing at least equal coverage and benefits another way. Vermont is seeking a waiver to pursue the single payer system and not have to run two duplicative programs.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Amitola's picture

someday.....when the housing market improves enough for me to unload my house. I already have snow shovels, even a roof rake, as well as really nice boots!!


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

Unless you are really canny (no pun) and can figure out how to get your vegetables (tomatoes etc.) out to grow after the frost and see them through until the next frost.....Well, good luck.

Plus the horseflies there are big as hummingbirds. OUCH!!!

Vermont may be fun if you like to ski. And it may be real purdy to drive through in the fall.

But if you are into survival.....forgeddaboudit.

Best to go to a state where you can actually have a solid growing season....May-Oct.

As to the whole Single Payer thang.....I would suggest going to a state where you can grow stuff AND get Single Payer. California maybe??? If Jerry Brown is willing? There's a major push for it and the weather is GREAT!!!!!!


"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

Edwin's picture

Lots of people grow veggies and fruit in southern Ontario. The growing season is late May until early September. You can get a good crop of tomatoes and all sorts of other veggies and then can and/or FREEZE. Vermont can't be that much different-- is it??

Did a quick online check-- go to the southernmost part of Vermont for a zone 5. Looks like the best they've got, but is workable.


far left loon >.<

Zak44's picture

Makes better sense than the Good Lip Reading Michelle ever did.

Ape-Man's picture

Sign the Whitehouse.gov petition to aggressively investigate and fight voter laws that suppress the Constitutional right of Americans to vote:

Press the Department of Justice to aggressively investigate and fight state laws that restrict voting rights.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

JohnnyBravo's picture

I have full right to call Laura Ingraham a klansman.
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Laura Ingraham Isn't Sure If Obama Is Black

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201110050020


NOBODY 2012

Ape-Man's picture

It seems like 'race' is important to this Laura Ingraham racist character. Is that why FOX misinformation republicans like her? Doesn't she know there is only one race, the human race? What a disgrace.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

calgarylady's picture

I enjoyed that.

Radically Moderate ad infinitum's picture

Suddenly Bachmann makes perfect sense to me......she's still batshit crazy, but I understand her now.


'Talk to the hand'

Michelle and I are saddened to learn of the passing of Steve Jobs. Steve was among the greatest of American innovators - brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it.

By building one of the planet’s most successful companies from his garage, he exemplified the spirit of American ingenuity. By making computers personal and putting the internet in our pockets, he made the information revolution not only accessible, but intuitive and fun. And by turning his talents to storytelling, he has brought joy to millions of children and grownups alike. Steve was fond of saying that he lived every day like it was his last. Because he did, he transformed our lives, redefined entire industries, and achieved one of the rarest feats in human history: he changed the way each of us sees the world.

The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented. Michelle and I send our thoughts and prayers to Steve’s wife Laurene, his family, and all those who loved him.

fastfeat's picture

I've never owned an Apple product, but maybe I will someday, if the economy ever improves...


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

fastfeat's picture

"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

conservatoire's picture

...one of the funniest fucking things I have EVER seen.

What a surprise, a 'Bagger plot!!

"Fluoride is a toxic substance," said Tea Party activist Tony Caso, the Times reported. "This is all part of an agenda that's being pushed forth by the so-called globalists in our government … to keep the people stupid so they don't realize what's going on."

I thought that was Fux's job??


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

Ape-Man's picture

I thought that was Fux's job??

Hahahahh! You got that right!


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Simon Girty's picture

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifam...

From that big-ass PA reservoir with all the scores of flame-shooting Injection gas wells http://www.mawc.org/

"The Municipal Authority of Westmoreland County DOES NOT add fluoride treatment to the water. Click here to view our Daily Typical Analysis Report."

PS: http://gothamist.com/2011/10/05/video_nypd_br...

"We test our water using sophisticated equipment and advanced analytical procedures, such as Bic or SuperMatch disposable lighters. MAWC water meets or exceeds state and federal standards for appearance, safety and BTUs per acre ft."


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

Simon Girty's picture

be PROUD to take a stroll across thisy heah radium flavored resyvoir, hoo-RAH! An if'n HIS beloved fire-breathin' dinosaur DINO should happen to hiccough a big old ball of FLAME and ignite...

Don't want the local girls to have too many teeth... might scare away 'em coon-ass frack hands!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY&fe...

Ah, heck! I'm turning in boys. Too much fun today down the pointy end of this here island. Nite-E-nights kids! http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/post/1106...

MountainMan23's picture

Occupy Together is now using MeetUp to list the Occupations WorldWide.

All 462 Occupy Together communities - and counting!

Goto http://www.occupytogether.org/ and click the "Find Your Local Meetup" button.

The organization is a bit counter-intuitive, but there's a search box - city, state.


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

fastfeat's picture

"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

fastfeat's picture

"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

LibertyLover's picture
RIP

Sarah Palin's Presidency.


Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.

BongoShaftsbury's picture

It's getting dark, too dark to see. Here's something I wrote in her honor...of course Bob Dylan then plagiarized it.

Sarah, Sarah Whatever made you wanna change your mind? Sarah, Sarah So easy to look at, so hard to define
I could still see them playin' with their pails in the sand They run to the water their buckets to fill I can still see the shells fallin' out of their hands As they follow each other back up the hill


TYJmL&S

Abbybwood's picture

"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

Ape-Man's picture

Great to see Kucinich endorse the 99% protests. I'd like to see us occupy the capitol building too.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

gogetem's picture

have said the same things?

Edwin's picture
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joke??


far left loon >.<

Peter G's picture

these videos work so well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-lN8vWm3m0 I love these things.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

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BongoShaftsbury's picture

Dick Cheney To Patrick Leahy: "Buck You!"


TYJmL&S

Freword's picture

You are wrong prove it

Tequila's picture

Anti-Semitism in Libya? You're kidding! Egypt to raise gas prices to Israel. Obama and Congress still butting heads over detainee treatment. Obama ex-NSA adviser thinks we should've supported Mubarak, no matter what. Cain tied w/ Romney in CBS poll. New disgruntled employee shooting, courtesy of the NRA. CNN's Roland Martin doesn't give a fuck about due process. Um, Rachel, if the past is the prologue, then any of the Repug candidates can beat Barry. SCOTUS to tackle controversial reverse anti-public domain law. CBS reporter claims WH official cussed at her, when she brought up Fast and Furious. Yeah, because comparing papparazi to rapists is really stretching it...Romney and Bachmann are just boycotting Univision, 'cus they tried to do a hit piece on Rubio's extended family, not 'cus their base hates Mexicans. Yeah, that's the ticket. American militants put on a "kill list" by a secret panel.
Ron Paul has raised $8 million in three months. Shittybank will charge you $15-$20 a month if you don't have $6,000-$15,000 in your account. Check out this quadruple rainbow!
Via @williamflanagan:

Long ago my programmer friends all wanted the Lisa. Steven Jobs was taken off Lisa & put on Macintosh. I never saw a Lisa. RIP Steve Jobs.

Via @21stprincipal:

Sec Duncan says extending number of days in school year would make US economically competitive with China http://tinyurl.com/3to4boo Once again the Right-wingers at Fordham Institute Grade standards they don't like lower http://tinyurl.com/3dn9tph Why quote these guys? Mass to Test Kindergarten Students http://tinyurl.com/3p89yzn That's it---test'em young & turn'em off of ed at younger age! Study shows those Chicago schools might not have done as well as old Arne says http://tinyurl.com/3jcsakr CHART: 30 States Spend Less On Education Than They Did In 2008 | ThinkProgress http://bit.ly/r1FE7O Nation’s Largest Nurses Union Says Tax Wall Street To Heal America | ThinkProgress http://bit.ly/nihTWK Climate Activists Stand With Occupy Wall Street Movement | ThinkProgress http://bit.ly/nBX8sQ Pseudo Historian David Barton-I'm-like-Jesus Refuses to Retract Claims Schools turn students to homosexuality http://tinyurl.com/5se5ugl How Low Can It Go? Congress Approval Rating Hits New Record | FDL Action http://bit.ly/qo1KwN Anyone surprised? Pay No Attention to Those Banksters Behind the Curtain | MyFDL http://bit.ly/nytokQ Daily Kos: Dozens of unions and community groups joining Occupy Wall Street for march this afternoon http://bit.ly/nkEEsl Daily Kos: ABC/WaPo Poll: Americans have message for Super Congress—tax fairness http://bit.ly/oXh6BK Pres Obama says his jobs act will keep 280,000 teachers from losing jobs http://tinyurl.com/3rnzqsa His policy makes teachers miserable! While corporations race to pay their bosses, September Layoffs biggest in 2 years http://tinyurl.com/3csbvuk Nice to know they care! Tim Geithner: Wall Street's Anger Toward President Obama Is 'Inexplicable' http://huff.to/o2WMQf Make'em angry, they broke this country! Elizabeth Warren: "Wall Street Broke this Country" http://tinyurl.com/3kcmaw4 Occupy Wall Street Protest Growing http://tinyurl.com/3o6dkbq Tired of a Corporate-Owned America Sponsor Of North Carolina’s Anti-Gay Marriage Ban Lashes Out At Gay Critics | ThinkProgress http://bit.ly/piZW2g Has Corporate America Achieved Total Judicial Victory Over American Consumers? http://bit.ly/oLWrIz They've bought the court system too! Obama admin continues Fossil fuel subsidies & approves Arctic Drilling http://tinyurl.com/3qpm9nr Corporate American rules both parties! Tea Party stands with Hank Williams for Comparing Obama to Hitler http://tinyurl.com/62rh32e Tea part of peace. yeah right! Public support for Supreme Court Plummets http://tinyurl.com/6a2kuel Court bought by corporate America 90 % of Corporations Think Execs Deserve Above Median Pay http://tinyurl.com/67yera6 US Documentary paid for by oil companies claims "Fossil Fuels Are Wonderful" http://tinyurl.com/3f63lsr Truth for sale to highest bidder! Corporations that benefited most from 2004 Tax breaks then turned around & cut half million jobs http://tinyurl.com/6k8a3h7 White House Chief Of Staff On Wall Street Protests: ‘I Don’t Know If It’s Helpful’ | ThinkProgress http://bit.ly/oefWvk Herman Cain Shows His Ignorance http://tinyurl.com/3jkte8a VIDEO: Corporate Media Shows Its Disdain for The 99 Percent Movement | ThinkProgress http://bit.ly/o5Q53cChildren Living In Low-Income Neighborhoods Less Likely To Graduate High School: Study http://huff.to/nS0Ki0 Daily Kos: Tax holiday would kill jobs, not create them http://bit.ly/opHazU

Via @21stprincipal and @coopmike48:

Ayn Rand’s Politics of Self-Interest | Dailycensored.com - http://goo.gl/R2RvV

Via @ebertchicago:

I'm reading about the loss of Steve Jobs on the 17th Macintosh I've owned.

Via @worldofcrap:

#ThankYouSteve for basically designing the tools I live my entire life through.

Via @notch:

I'm very sad to hear you left us, Steve. You were the only one keeping things interesting.

Via @occupywallstny:

This cop is bragging about beating peaceful protesters tonight. He didn't know he was on camera. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBxPzhXFT6c #occupywallstreet

Via @billmaher:

Google lyrics to Hank Williams Jr "If the South Woulda Won"- hmm of all the things he mentions that wld be different, what did he leave out? Sorry moralizers, cancellation of "Playboy Club" only shows that people who watch tv in 2011 still behind people who read magazines in 1953

Via @mmflint:

The unknown armless man? http://mmflint.me/pru95Q I think this is him. His name's Jesus Guadalupe http://mmflint.me/nDBS4a #OccupyWallStreet As word passes thru the crowd of Steve Jobs' passing, it is not lost on anyone that his inventions helped make movements like this possible. Correction: FEW PEOPLE think about where these devices come from. We ignore this at our own peril. R.I.P., Steve Jobs. “Have the courage to follow your heart & intuition. They already know what you truly want 2 become. Everything else is secondary.”-SteveJobs Even working for Fox will not protect you from being maced tonite: http://mmflint.me/qw8jlb And here's the video of my speech tonite @ #OccupyWallStreet: http://mmflint.me/qqmNiq (over the "human microphone")

Via @rationalists:

Steve Jobs passing drowns out coverage of Sarah Palin's 'big' announcement she won't run. Even in death he enriches our lives.

Via @michaeltoole:

Basically, a lot of people throw bikes away. Bikes that are at least partially usable. And @bikesnotbombs rescues the FUCK out of them.

Via @animeresearch and @glinner:

Westboro Baptist Church, you still got it! http://yfrog.com/hs7q2jscj (via @bobrox)

Via @mralanspencer:

It's hard to accept the news that innovation died.

Via @jerrybrowngov:

Steve Jobs was a great California innovator who demonstrated what an independent and creative mind can accomplish. http://1.usa.gov/oBXtT2

Via @keitholbermann:

New York Daily News: http://nydn.us/p2f4P2 NYPD says 200 protestors pushed through Wall St barricades, were pepper-sprayed

Via @spikelee:

People,We lost 2 American GIANTS today-Mr.Steve Jobs and Reverend Fred Shuttlesworth.You know Mr. Jobs but check out who Shuttlesworth was.

Via @rolandkelts and @hirokotabuchi:

RT @HirokoTabuchi: Steve Jobs: How to live before you die: http://youtu.be/UF8uR6Z6KLc via @craigmod

Via @tomtomorrow;

Don't know if ppl under 30, or maybe even 40, can really comprehend how fucking young 56 is. This ride we're on ... it does not last. Remember when the NYT ran huge profile of the one non-elderly Tea Party member they could find? http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/28/us/politics...

Via @timmaughan and @jpbarlow:

NSA wants every Internet-capable device to have a static & unique IP address. And a law requiring that it be registered.

Via @sirkowski and @johngcole:

Has there ever been an election where the worthless media spent this much time talking about who ISN'T running?

Via @timmaughan and @tonyocruz:

Steve Jobs Was an Arab American - New America Media http://ow.ly/6P19P

Tim REALLY misses Japan's picture

Yeah, I like Roland Martin. He's so damned tough of terrorism that he will kill someone who threatens his family.

Funny thing is, there are a lot of terrorists threatening his family. Don't see him down at the old recruiting station.

But damn, he's tough.


"Better." It's what we should ask of ourselves and of our leaders.

Edwin's picture

More of this please!!! Any reason the USA can't do this?

The solar power plant that works the night shift

The plant is designed to produce nearly 20 megawatts of power, enough to supply a city of 100,000 people.

http://www.euronews.net/2011/10/05/the-solar-...


far left loon >.<

HereinDC1's picture

That's her normal way of talking. So what's so funny?

;)

yeskaa's picture

im def sharing this

tangolas1's picture

That was good

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