November 17, 2009 02:00 PM
Dumb and Plumber
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Hey Larry. The only thing I care less about than Sarah Palin's new book is what Joe Wurzelbacher a.k.a. Joe the fake Plumber thinks about it. Sorry to inflict JTP on anyone who hits play on the video but I can't believe King or anyone else is still giving this guy what is way past due on his fifteen minutes of fame. Thanks a lot John McCain. Nothing like seeing your cheap campaign trick refusing to ever go away.
just like I wouldn't want a real plumber fixing my toilet...I would rather call "Joe" here cuz he looks like a guy that would genuinely love my toilet.
FAIL
I think he bonded with Palintard much like a sticky stool bonds to a toilet bowl.
that he branded into my brain was "shit runs downhill".
Joe is running downhill.
Larry King needs to retire. I loved his overnight radio talk show in the 70's and early 80's untill he went to CNN. He has done amazing interviews in the past, but he needs to hit the couch now.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
We can thank the 24-7 news cycle methinks.
The cable channels really need to find something to report on besides Sarah The Impaler. I have seen one report on the Anti-Palin book Going Rouge.
He was so interested in trying to get a peek up her skirt, he didn't hear a word she said.
I don't see palin to be any different then any of the modern day republitards.
They are all insane!
Does that mean this imbecile wants more debt, starvation and repug socialist bailouts of Wall Street rich guys? Better git yersff a reel yob, Joe da Toilet Plunger!
Larry "Freakshow" King. They gotta fill the hour...
How many more occupations can he pretend to do?
That depends on how drunk he gets.
"Anyone that makes less than $150K in this country, has no business voting Republican."
It's actually fun at times watching these mental midgets become caricatures of themselves.
"Anyone that makes less than $150K in this country, has no business voting Republican."
...I just won't click on the clip and I'll pretend that no one is paying attention to Larry King or his moronic guests.
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You know, when he would have real guests that mattered. This show went downhill ever since he had Paris Hilton *hurl* on it.
NOBODY 2012
No, really! Leave Joe alone. He's the perfect spokesperson for the rightwingnuts. Think about it... he's not a plumber but plays one on TeeVee; he owes back taxes; and he's completely incapable of forming a complete sentence. No matter what he says, he's wrong!
With spokespersons like Joe, the 'thugs don't stand a chance.
"...because I am a moron."
Forget it Joe. If you vote for her she's not gonna do ya.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Now you have to have to help me off the floor! LMAO
NOBODY 2012
Joe thought if he came on the show he might get to meet Miss Fake Boobs the ex-beauty queen and get to say something "inappropriate" to her.
Joe was nothing more than a campaign prop for the McCain campaign. Too bad Larry King was the last to know.
Funny, yesterday Oprah had Palin on her show and today her guest was a retired female porn star. This must be theme week for Oprah.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
But I'm with SFNomad. Enough of these fakes. Cover real people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX0F1fGEfKA
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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From our Nation's lowest common denominator...and proof that the USA is one ignorant Country.
We Cauckistanis may have Universal Health Care ... but we also have DavesFarm...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXTBlFbbCU8
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Canucks are crazy, eh! That is insane!
:)
he claims to be making $15,000/mo from Youtube ... for doing that ...!
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Jessco White.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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but DavesFarm has "HotJen" (...priceless)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl4DYTauCc&fe...
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Another sad side effect of the Palin media blitz is that all the losers from McCain's campaign (such as Pfotenhauer) are again rearing their heads, like Putin never existed, lol.
Thank God there was a Monday night game on.
football game involving the team from Burning River Ohio, can you?
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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Funny, moments ago I was cursing John McCain for inflicting Sarah Palin upon us. Then JTP appears again.
* There are two types of Republicans: millionaires and suckers.
"Mugsy's Rap Sheet": Recording history for those who seek to rewrite it.
As the Heather says:
There were so many cheap campaign tricks 'ol McCain used and none of them are going away.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
Larry had the brilliant duo of Naomi Wolf and Katrina Vanden Heuvel along with James Carville's lying housekeeper and some anorexic chick then incredibly went to JTP and asked this hopeless goof what the hell he thought.
Did he mention feeling horny while he was on King's show? Maybe that only happens when he shows up at a dinner where everyone is nicely dressed and he looks like he just plowed the field.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
That's his nice t-shirt he's got on. An unlicensed plumber only making $500,000 a year and not paying taxes can't afford good clothes.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
That shirt makes him look like he just came back from a Star Trek convention.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
He was born there.
http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/trekk...
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
Famous "Reality Based" Commentator
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Corruption favors the wealthy.
this guy represents the new America
anti union, bankrupt, owes taxes and popular with many Americans
a nation that makes mega profits off the sick and needy deserves joe the plumber
a nation that has wars for profits for the few deserves a joe the plumber
a nation that has 600,000 going bankrupt over medical bills deserves joe the plumber
a nation that has one out of seven children on food stamps deserves joe the plumber
a nation that worships Reagan economic ideologies deserves joe the plumber.
A nation that allows corp America to control congress and the white house deserves joe the plumber
A nation that borrow billions from a communist country then talks of communism as evil deserves a Joe the plumber
A nation that is ranked last of all industrialized countries on health care deserves a Joe the plumber
A nation that bails out Wall Street with printed money and borrowed money so Wall Street exces can continue their mega salaries and bonuses deserves a joe the plumber.
A nation that killed one million Vietnamese because they were communists and does not have the decency to ask for forgiveness deserves a Joe and plumber. As a side note mc war would have bombed every man woman and child in nam to win that illegal war so he could call himself a winner and please his military dad and grandfather and nurture his self righteous ego.
A nation that invades Iraq and continues that illegal invasion and occupation for their oil deserves a joe the plumber.
A nation that has a private military called blackwater deserves a joe the plumber and a chuck Norris that wants to kill demos.
A nation that………………….well you get the picture.
Apparently this so called Christian nation has never heard of what we sow we reap.
As pogo stated we have met the enemy and it is us.
Media will not tell you these things as they are also controlled by corp America.
"A nation that killed one million Vietnamese because they were communists"
Not enough contrition has come from America for the millions killed in the immoral wars, with a couple of exceptions, of the past century.
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein
Have often wondered how long the Vietnam Memorial wall would be if.....all of the names were on it....
You're exactly right, researcher. Nicely said.
Veitnam was a perfect example of our u.s. political irresponsability. I sometimes wonder how close that idiot Reagan was to pushing the nuclear button out of republican spite. I think even his dumb neo-conservative mind must have recognized that the ussr wouldn't have hesitated a second to kick our arrogant capitalistic asses if it came down to it. We got real lucky with the collapse of the ussr. real lucky. People often say Reagan was responsable for taming the cold war and avoiding confrontation through a show of strength. I disagree, I think it's powerful nations such as the former u.s.s.r. that kept us in political check. We would have never dared to invade iraq if the u.s.s.r still existed. That's for damn sure. We are lucky the reds didn't try to pull off the same thing to us. real lucky.
Funny Joe should say he doesn't know if he wants experts running our country. This coming from a guy who claimed to be a plumber when of course he wasn't. So who does he want to run our country, fakes and incompetent people?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
So I think incompetence may be a prerequisite for good ol Joe.
CNN and Joe the Plumber are a perfect match. (Joe the Plumber is not named Joe nor is he plumber; discuss.)
In the republican party those sorts of things don't count. Heck you can be president and say you are a cowboy even if you are scared shitless of horses.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
and not finding any oil myself. Horses can be scary.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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Yeah and I remember something about him being a Christian man. In fact he and God communicated about beginning a war that would kill thousands. God must go off the rails ever now and then.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
God? How many days did it take? On what day did he/she rest? Was there any firmament left unfirmamented?
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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And by thousands you mean over a million.
Thats right, I said that. He is important in that he has been a constant reminder of what is so very wrong in this country. He is an ever present reminder of just how desperate, misguided, pathetic, lame, comical and over all worst ever campaign that has ever been run in my 50+ years. If not in fact worst ever. The Republican party has been running candidate on image and not substance for a long time. The McLame/Failin ticket had jumped the shark the moment they put the Alaska maverick on the podium. But the introduction of this fake plumber and constant selling of him like some sort of "real american" product raised the awareness of many voters to the complete lack of vision and intellect the repubes candidate really possessed.
Yep! McCain's campaign was nothing but a small time circus. It was all smoke and mirrors with absolutely no substance. It showed us all we needed to know about the McCain of 08 with the decisions and choices he made.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
how inanely stupid I am.
I support Sarah Palin because she wants to serve her country not serve herself.
Yeah...let's quit our job mid-stream...you know...the one that was serving our country...and grab a cash advance for a book...so we can go on a sales tour...so we can serve...uh....hmmmm....our country....or....DUH...OUR SELF.
LK - time to hang it up. You just proved yourself as beneficial as Glenn Beck.
JTP deciphered...as long as she ain't no expert and is as dumb as me...I'm not threatened by what I have not taken the time or effort to understand.
That is a great headline, Heather.
Corruption favors the wealthy.
Joe the double naught Plumber doesn’t want an expert running the government? Hell, since 1980 he gets his wish every time a repulicant is elected.
doesn't joe have the most beautifully symmetrical head you've ever seen?
You'd expect with his lopsided brain that wouldn't be true.
even when he shakes it.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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When I saw Joe the fake Plumber on Larry King I said "WTF?". Why does the media keep trotting his dumb ass on camera to speak as if he anything substantive to say?
Is there anyone more appropriate to comment on Palin's book on Larry's show?
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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Maybe Todd without his shirt and showing his tanned torso. To quote Sarah, "Dang, have you seen Todd?"
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
How long after Levi's trouser snake appears on-line do you think it will be before almost mommer in law sneaks a peek?
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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We are assuming something here, don't ya think? I'm just saying she might have already sneaked a peak at the peck.
Playgirl said today that the snake will not make a full frontal appearance, probably just the rattles.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
under a puck? What a disappointment to the many women who religiously read Playgirl for the articles.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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Until all this started I would have sworn Playgirl went out of business a long time ago. See if I didn't have a teevee I would have known these things. Having the cuties is the only thing I can be proud of right now, other wise I am such a freakin' uninformed loser.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Once the wheels really come off the Palin-mobile we'll have Piper and Willow mud wrestling on "Who Wants Twenty Bucks?" on the CW.
floating over the tundra in a silver balloon.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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Dressed in his little 2008 Halloween elephant suit.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
"I wasn't the turkey Governor Palin Pardoned "08"
T-shirt.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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True
Night all. I am off to honor the hour known as Happy.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I mean these people are being promoted non stop in one form or another.
How bout something positive for once.
That should blow a little sunshine up your happy behind, my friend.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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Obama is over in China at this moment caving in on everything and all their demands the big Race to the Bottom.
In order to compete with them now we have to lower our standards (and wages)to the worst freaking example of capitalism ever. China.
Is the President Tweeting all this inside info to you? I know you aren't hearing and seeing it on the teevee you don't have.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
not TeeVee Land. You don't need TeeVee anymore.
Well maybe you don't sir but I do. Without teevee how would I know about the things that I can buy within the next ten minutes and double my order plus paying shipping and handling only on the second order. How would I even know about the Snuggie? Jeeze man!
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
And the "Slap-Chop"! You'll love my nuts!
If a drone kills a child in Kandahar, do the crying parents make a sound?
Glenn Beck just announced that he would be at The Villages here in Florida on Saturday. I know that Palin's book tour is also taking her to The Villages on one of her stops. I wonder if she will also be there on Saturday?
Beck also announced that starting next year his show is going to be different. I'm wondering could he become more
dangerousinsane?Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Beck and Palin at the same place at the same time?
Run far away. Don't stop running. It is as the scriptures foretold. The great whore of Babylon and the Beast have come together!
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
I don't know if Sarah will be there that same day. I need her schedule. From what I understand that part of Florida is red as red can get so that would explain why it appeals to the loon and goon squad.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
i am loving the JTP interviews, and the 24-7 palin coverage. comedy gold. i think (or, more like, pray to his divine noodliness) that the more exposure mainstream america has to dolts like JTP and palin the more they will move away from the wacky right
now, how 'bout some fancy pageant walkin!
Go for it Samson. Strut your stuff! Let's see that fancy pageant walkin' right now.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
picture quasimodo on meth
Palin / Wurzelbacher 2012.
I think you're right. Dumb and plumber.
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein
I would believe in God if that were to happen. A God with an amazing sense of humor and a desire to destroy his creation in the most amusing apocalypse possible.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
so people learn how to live like civilized human beings.
Until the gasoline dries up, the TV is dead and we can't even afford Wal-Marts low-low prices anymore the revolution will be sedated on Prozac.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
were in Afghanistan to keep the black gold flowing and the Oily Empire afloat for another 25 years.
Oil, the lifeblood of capitalism.
at least-minimum but I doubt NASCAR or the thinly veiled ritualized warfare where the goal is to slam people down who get in the way known as football is going away anytime soon.
What? Was Eric Estrada booked?
Ashley Todd
He was tased. That's what the LAPD does to out of work chicanos.
"The deal has to be negotiated in the real world, not on some idealized Aristotelian plane. We understand that. A 100-percent deal may be impossible."
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... that nutty, dumb people were quietly ignored.
Now, they get entire hours to spew on television. They get interviewed by Barbara Walters and Oprah.
*sigh*
In Oprah's defense, she's always interviewed really dumb people.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
quietly ignored the garbage on TV.
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Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
Please....somebody flush this hairball.
Assigned importance.
What should really matter for Palin is asking her relevant, tough questions like David Frost...although, she could almost easily say, "when the governor does it, then it is not illegal" such as one way to defend how Alaska's tax money has been spent for personal family use and why she decided to authorize the shootings of wolves from helicopters and small aircrafts.
As for Joe the Plumber, I thought his 15 mins. of fame were up, but I guess I was wrong, yet not so surprised that such idiots are allowed to more airtime than smart/intelligent people.
What a show that would be. Imagine the brains combined.
When it comes to the "wisdom" of the Sarah Palins and Joe the Plumbers, it reminds me of a quote in the movie "Clueless", where Alicia Silverstone said, "it's like trying to find meaning in a Paulie Shore movie."
I suggest that Sarah Palin makes the Alicia Silverstone character look like a Rhodes Scholar in comparison. I think we're more in "Idiocracy" territory. "Don't worry, scrote. My girlfriend is a tard, and she got a kick ass job as a pilot."
"My girlfriend is a tard and she has a kick-ass job as a helicopter pilot shooting wolves and sh*t!"
and just imagine teary eyed Joe talking all about it.
She's got it down to an art that hardly anyone with a reasonable mind could understand. I can see why William Shatner satired her farewell speech as gov. on SNL with the same words along with poetry drums in the background.
And, when she was interviewed on Barbara Walters this morning, her answers to the question sounded like she was an average to below average middle school student - or a 5th grader or some level below.
King: Joining us now, for no good reason, a guy who calls himself Joe the Plumber, also for no good reason.
Joe: Hey.
King: Sara Palin likes you. Do you like her?
Joe: Yeah. She doesn't flaunt her celebrity. She just chats with ya like a normal girl. I hate politicians who think they can skate by on their celebrity.
King: Ya think she'll run for president?
Joe: Bah, who cares? Ya know what's great about Sara? Like she said on Oprah, she can mobilize people and get things done without being in office, just by flaunting her celebrity.
King: Some people say she's not qualified to be president. What about that?
Joe: Yeah, well, there are all sorts of supposed experts with their edumacations and whatnot running things into the ground already. I say it's time to hand the country over to someone without any edumacation or expertise.
King: Good point. I say that to my many wives I've had when they tell me to take my pills. Damned doctors and their damned degrees. It's time we put someone without any education or expertise in charge of our health.
Joe: Down with doctors, scientists, edumacation and experts! Up with nice, genuine lade Sara!
King: Thanks for coming on. I guess we have to get back to news or something.
Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?
From who?
certainly not from the Sioux....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5GEg0D0ZY4
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
NO NO NO NO NO
I'm not watching the video. SAM will get no attention from me. Shame on Larry for having him on his show. SAM is in the same category as Carrie Prejean and balloon boy's dad: They deserve none of your time.
SAM has nothing important to say and has no idea how to fix this economy and end the wars. Protect your brain cells, don't press play.
NOBODY 2012
I ain't watchin either, JB!
the clips I know will raise my blood pressure. I leave that to the posters here, and concentrate on the comments.
I give that idiot handyman ZERO play time on my media devices.
Did you ever wake up in a cold sweat from a nightmare only to realize you are still in a nightmare?
"Rick Sanchez obliterates Joe the Plumber"
"Samuel, let me talk to you directly....
First, I was born in a communist country, so I'm familiar with people like you -- and Fidel Castro, by the way -- not to name drop -- who also think "that media should be abolished."
Number two, I've covered wars. And while I can't speak for war correspondents who put their lives on the line every day, I can tell you, what they do is requisite -- essential to our democracy.
Whether you've insulted them is up to them to tell you.
But I will tell you who you have insulted. Forty-one journalists were killed last year -- two already killed this year -- while trying to practice their craft. They can't speak for themselves, because they're no longer with us, Samuel.
And their children, their wives and husbands, their fathers and mothers -- they don't have a TV show.
So on behalf of them, Sam, let's see, you're not really a licensed plumber. You're not really a war correspondent. And your name isn't even really Joe. I think we all do know, though, who you are.
You know that guy who lives down the street -- the guy who shows up at the backyard barbecue when there's free food?
You know that guy?
He knows everything about everything, but really knows nothing, hates everything and everybody. He can't understand why anybody would find any fault with him. You know, the obnoxious guy -- there's always one at every party or every gathering on every block. You know that guy. We all know that guy.
Well, that guy wasn't made famous by John McCain and Sarah Palin. You were, Sam. So we're stuck with you. But it doesn't mean that we can't call you out.
In fact, I just did."
http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/rick-...
Ouch!
Be that as it may...Nailed it.
new respect for Rick Sanchez!
If she's so hepped up on serving her country,why did she quit her job serving the good people of Alaska to cash in on bogus speaking gigs?
Why is she and her husband connected to a gang of right wing secessionists in that fair state?
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
What's the difference between Joe and a turd?
I'm serious, this isn't a clever riddle . Really what's the difference?
He can read?
that republicans need to find genuine and able leadership before the next debate gets aired.
Got to :26 and had to hit stop.
Life is too short.
I want an expert running our country."
That is the quote of the year so far. Splice that in with his endorsement of Palin as a candidate and it will be the best opposition commercial in 2012.
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Didn't we try that already?
3 losers here; larry king, the guy who decides who larry king interveiws, and some idiot douchebag "plumber" handyman who wasn't even licensed and probably still isn't.
Thanks a lot John McCain. Nothing like seeing your cheap campaign trick refusing to ever go away"
Who are you referring to? Joe the Plumber or Sarah Palin?
John McCain crashed multiple planes, set a ship on fire, and inflicted Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin on America. That's a lot of damage for a "war hero".
He pretends to be a plumber, she pretends to be a governor, and both dutifully take their orders from the same place.
And to think that 45% of the electorate thought John McCain's principled judgment would serve us well in the White House. Who needs external enemies when a huge chunk of the population is asleep at the polls.
I'm sorry but doesn't he remind you of any of the kromaggs from "Slider" scifi show, both looks and philosphy?
The reason that Joe The Plumber exists is because every generation needs it's own "Kato" Kaelin.
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