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Boy this guy's batting 1000 isn't he?

BP CEO: We Have Got To Stop This Spill -- I Want My Life Back!:

Tony Hayward announced over the weekend that while he's "sorry for the massive disruption" the oil spill has caused, "there's no one who wants this thing over more than I do."

"Y'know, I'd like my life back," he said. "So there's no one who wants this thing done more than I do, and we are doing everything we can to contain the oil offshore, defend the shoreline and return people's lives to normal as fast as we can."

Tell that to the people who's lives you've destroyed Mr. Hayward. He told the CNN reporter in the same press conference that they're doing a good job of containing the oil offshore. So let's see, first he said that the oil spill impact was "very modest". Then he admits that it is an environmental catastrophe.

But he's also saying that the sickened cleanup workers probably have food poisoning. Heaven forbid it's the toxins in the oil and dispersants that are making them sick. And he's denying that the giant underwater oil plumes exist.

We may need BP's engineers and experts to help get the oil well plugged but Hayward and their attorneys are doing nothing but damage control. Personally I'd rather be seeing this guy take a perp walk than doing any more television interviews.

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And this criminal sonofabitch "wants his life back"?

This mother fucker belongs in prison washing cellblock lover Big Tyrone's dirty drawers, while making his man fried homemade baloney sandwiches on their cell radiator.

StillSickOfIt's picture

Maybe you should have thought about that before selling your soul to a corporation that has no respect for life, the planet or anything else except for money.

I really feel for Tony Hayward the way I feel for all environmental rapists. I feel it's too bad he and his stock holders don't have to personally clean up the spill with their own blood soaked hands. I also feel that BP should have come up with the idea to stop the leak by using it's board of directors bodies in the junk shot. Nothing would be as fitting as to see the man who took 3.158 million GBP in compensation last year from BP to be used as garbage to stop the leak he created.

project's picture

This would not have happened. The problem is money trumps life! It's to bad if you die as long as I make the big bucks it's all good baby!

Gazenthia's picture

I don't think it was him, personally, who told the crew to pump the mud beyond the drill and do all of those things out of order. He may not have known, although he should have known. You can't tell me that a phone or video conference is to good for him.

As for the stream of bologna, that would be his job. Or at least the half of it that actually matters to him. He isn't missing a beat! See he is making up for his lack of oversight after all...

StillSickOfIt's picture

To still be personally responsible. It isn't the direct orders that make disasters like this, it's the corporate environment that is dictated by scumbags at the top, like Tony.

Cut corners, push your equipment and people to the breaking point, hire under-skilled people, don't train and retrain, don't report problems required by law to be reported. All of these are things he has control over. BP didn't become the most unsafe petroleum company in the world by accident. It was many years of designing a company focused on money and blind to laws and safety that caused this problem.

The blood is on Tony's hands just as if he had pulled the trigger himself.

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