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At a Monday night event in Los Angeles, President Barack Obama was interrupted by a heckler who declared he was the "antichrist."

ABC's Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson had just told the president that "[t]he end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell is the signature achievement of our time" when a bearded man in the front row began to yell.

"Christian God is the one and only true living God, the creator of Heaven and the Universe!" the man shouted.

"I love Jesus! Jesus Christ is God! Jesus Christ is the son of God!" he continued.

"I agree," the president smiled.

"You are the antichrist!" the man screamed.

The crowd of Obama supporters began to shout "four more years!" as the Secret Service finally removed the man from the room.

"First of all, I agree Jesus Christ is Lord. I believe in that," Obama told the crowd.

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ThatBritGuy's picture

What is it with you people and religion?
Seriously?
It is not good for you, and by you I mean Americans in particular. It makes you seriously stupid!

The mere fact that your President even went there and played the "I'm a good little Christian" with this moron says even more about him than it does about the idiot who called him the antichrist.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Janeane The Acerbic Goblin's picture

This "antichirst" person is typical of the GOP base. It's good to see Obama get exposed to those type of people, because they're the ones he's been trying to woo with "bipartisanship" the last 3 years.

how can you negotiate with someone who thinks you're the antichrist?

ThatBritGuy's picture

It's just mind boggling that he felt the need to even answer such stupid, let alone actually provide the answer he did.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Janeane The Acerbic Goblin's picture

Yeah, it looked like Obama was trying to appease the guy with his initial answer, which was rather pathetic. Like saying "there's a lot we agree on, let's work together!".

ron's picture

Oh yeah, he should have just stepped from behind the podium and walked down there and slapped trhe shit out of the guy. What are you, republican?

ThatBritGuy's picture

He could have done what one of ours would have done in the same situation: cracked wise and made the heckler look like a fool and then moved on without providing any more input to such idiocy.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Loonie's picture

Better response: *shake head* "Whatever."

ThatBritGuy's picture

It would have been much more dignified and statesmen like.
The response he gave makes him look weak and amateurish.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Janeane The Acerbic Goblin's picture

I would agree. A witty, dry cutdown (which you Brits excel at) would have been much more effective. Instead, he looks like he's trying to "reason" with the lunatic.

CFAmick's picture

I hope that between this guy and the audience at the GOP debates, Obama finally realizes who's sending his opposition to Congress.

Janeane The Acerbic Goblin's picture

Obama's a little slow on realising how much the GOP hates him. It may take a few more of these encounters with the crazy GOP base, then he might understand.

miss_kitty's picture

fuck off, sunshine.

ThatBritGuy's picture

As in you American people, you loony religious superstitious sky daddy worshipping nutters.

You know, you people.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

miss_kitty's picture

fuck off. That's a small number of people in this country. They just get loads of attention. Go "You people" at redstate and teabag sites. That shite is just offensive here. Gobshite.

ricky's picture

need to employ profanity?


"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor

Tax the Rich's picture

F*ck off Ricky.

A proud liberal.

(snark)


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

ThatBritGuy's picture

From the outside you all look like "those people".
If you aren't then good for you, don't get offended because it's not you.
If you are then please feel free to be as offended as you want.

Either way, no skin off my nose, I am just calling it as I see it from across the Atlantic.
After all, you aren't our people.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Shalabi's picture

Ooooooo something touched a nerve with this magic-talking-snake believer. Did the poor baby's beliefs get shaken?? awwwwww!!!

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

As this very strange but very interesting thread has much more than 200 comments, and the indentation of the text is quite subtle, to whom were you Ooooooing at?


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

ThatBritGuy's picture

Like all superstitious people she is overly defensive and self victimized.
One could almost say pre-victimized and primed for indignant outrage at the slightest jostle.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Ah, got it... I'm not a she...Not me... I'll just sit back now and just watch the verbal fireworks...

This is a fun thread... funny how any posting related to faith matters garners more than 250 comments, differentiated from the usual 11, 30, 40...

Always a fun ride on these threade... /grin


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

Excelsior's picture

So, do you judge every group by a few of its least intelligent members? That sounds like fun. Let me try.

So what's with all the Brits getting drunk off their asses and beating each other mercilessly in the streets every time there's a soccer game? And what's with all the rioting and looting? Man, Brits sure are violent, stupid, enraged assholes. Why don't YOU PEOPLE control yourselves and learn to act like civilized adults?

Yeah, that is kinda fun. Who shall I stereotype and insult next?


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

ThatBritGuy's picture

We've been over this elsewhere.
Bow down to your superior.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Rich H's picture

My bullshit meter just broke.

ThatBritGuy's picture

Bow.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Rich H's picture

she wouldn't shut the fuc* up either.

ThatBritGuy's picture

But then you are telling me to shut up.
How respectful of the first amendment of you are, trying to silence me like that (I did get that right didn't I?).
Damn, superior knowledge of your own Constitution as well! Bet you have no idea what we do for law over here do you?

Like I said, bow down before your superior.

And please, don't invade us.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Astro's picture

"But then you are telling me to shut up.
How respectful of the first amendment of you are, trying to silence me like that (I did get that right didn't I?)."

No. You didn't. The First Ammendment:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

It has nothing to do with a private individual telling someone to shut up on a website.

Astro's picture

Please forgive the extra "m" in amendment.

ThatBritGuy's picture

I know this is a private web site, but a person who does not own it just tried to silence me.

That person has no respect for my rights under your laws.
That person does not respect the First Amendment.

Or is it an optional thing with you, these rights you bang on about all the time?


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Excelsior's picture

You were funny at first. Now you're just boring. Goodbye!

*hits ignore button*


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

ThatBritGuy's picture

At least I won't have to spar with you over your own ignorance any more.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Edwin's picture

Bow down to your superior.

The Empire ended. Get used to it. I know it hurts, but...


far left loon >.<

gogetem's picture

FIFY. ;)

ThatBritGuy's picture

It's a knowledge thing, as in people here in Europe tend to know vastly more than people in America about pretty much everything at this point.

Empire has nothing to do with it.
Or rather I would say that it is the current American empire that is perpetuating the appalling ignorance that infests and afflicts what would be an otherwise erudite population.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Edwin's picture
Ha!

It's not an empire thing

Yeah. Right. Got it, me lord.

Tell someone who will believe you, cuz I Don't.


far left loon >.<

ThatBritGuy's picture
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"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Edwin's picture

You should have a nice cup of tea.


far left loon >.<

cad's picture

And their ultra-violence over a lame sport. Don't slash me!


"Even if 50 million people say a stupid thing - it is still a stupid thing." - Anatole France

ThatBritGuy's picture

We are real men here.
We beat them with our fists until they cry.
Then we beat them some more until a cop makes us stop.

The Italians are the ones who like to stab people, they stab you in the ass while facing you.
It's an art.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Edwin's picture

You hate everyone. I see now.


far left loon >.<

ThatBritGuy's picture

I will however dance with anyone to the tune they decide should be playing, and I am an expert dancer.

Play nice and you get nice, play mean and I'll dance you into the ground just for fun.
I don't have patience with lies, personal attack and ignorance.
That last one I'll correct, and if the tune changes after the correction then let the ball begin.

Take this post of yours, he made a joke and I made a joke back. My joke was based on what actually happens here so as to dispel the idea that we stab people here at footie match brawls. As I stated, that happens at Italian footie matches. They are proud of their skill at getting you in the ass while looking you in the eye. As I said, it's an art.

You have decided to start playing a slightly more , shall we say raucous, tune than the exchange had.
Now is your chance to change the tone of the music, or you can just crank it on up and we'll have a go at the pogo.

Understand?


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Edwin's picture

What is it with you people and religion?

If that's you starting a thread, being nice, what are you like when you're being an asshole? Maybe there isn't much difference.

I'll dance you into the ground just for fun

I dare you, mealy-mouthed douche.


far left loon >.<

Rich H's picture

someone who doesn't rely on facts.

Edwin's picture

Not interested in winning. Just wanna make sure this guy knows what a douche bag he is.

PS: We like miss_kitty, but you, not so much. Be warned.


far left loon >.<

Rich H's picture

As for the other fellow, I'm sure he enjoys being a dick.

Peter G's picture

this message is from a Brit. That's a place where Catholics do not have the same rights as protestants and if you care to look at British history for the last century re Ireland you will find religious tolerance sadly lacking. That's why I avoid generalized criticisms of various nationalities. We all have motes in our own eyes.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ThatBritGuy's picture

That whole Catholic/Protestant thing is soooo 15th century.
The only place it still has hold is with the Irish who can't seem to get enough of it.
I knew you people were ignorant but seriously!


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Peter G's picture

with a Catholic assuming the throne? When was that law changed? Not the 15 th century I'll bet?


Hasa Diga Eebowai

had motes around their castles. Bad teeth born of inbreeding and bread pudding. Recessive chins.
I don't remember anything about their eyes.


"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor

ThatBritGuy's picture

Nothing wrong with our eyes!


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

ThatBritGuy's picture

And who cares who sits on the fecking throne anyway?
It's a Parliamentarian Democracy in case you hadn't heard, the Queen is forbidden to engage in any politics at all.

And here an Atheist can be PM, it's just not something that is discussed in elections or once in office. Ever.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

mudshark's picture

Are full of shit.
The Orange walk continues to this day. And do tell us why that event happens every year?
Just go to a Celtic Rangers match. If that doesn't prove anything to you, nothing will.


What is your conceptual, continuity?

Rich H's picture

When I think of Brits I think of this.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcz7...

ThatBritGuy's picture
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"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

*sigh*

What is it with people broadbrushing and using extremely large concepts as equaling some practitioners' behavior?

Religion is not religion is not religion..

Rather like a drug is not a drug is not a drug... if it were, we'd be using Tylenol to cure cancer, AIDS, etc.

When you say "religion," you are using a term that is like "politics"... Tea Party politics are not Progressive politics, etc.

I happen to be a Wiccan, marrying the love of my life who is a Wiccan Priestess and one of the most open-minded, wise and deeply spiritual and seeking people I have ever known. (Oct. 29th is the big day... the 33rd anniversary of the day we met... long story, that... would fill a book that would have to be markedt as fiction, as no one would believe it.)

I had a deep, profound and undeniable spiritual experience at the age of three, and that has been the core of my life, and the the determiner of my actions. Call it religion spirituality, or any other label... It's just a conviction of the existence of the Supreme Absolute, by whatever name one would use, and there are many. Unprovable, and profoundly private, yet a conviction I would defend to the death. Everything eles in the world's libraries of philosophy, spirituality and religion are merely commentary on the existence of the One.

Just sayin'


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

BTW, President Obama happens to be a practicing, committed and fairly conservative Christian.

These assholes just still can't get over the "boy" in "their" White House.

Disgusting, and a steady slide into the gutter.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

ThatBritGuy's picture

Given that 43% of you actually DO believe he is the antiChrist means that my brush probably can't get wide enough.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Excelsior's picture

43% of WHO, exactly? You're throwing that "you people" bullshit around pretty expansively here. Are you not aware of how much like an ignorant bigoted twit you sound?


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

ThatBritGuy's picture

I see critical thought is not your forte, no matter.
We have already established that I am your intellectual superior.
Bow down before your betters.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Rich H's picture

Hilarious. Let's ask Bush's poodle.

ThatBritGuy's picture

No need to disturb that bit of rubbish, it stank enough while it was in Whitehall without having to go stir it around with a stick now that it's staying out of the country working for your government now.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

miss_kitty's picture

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/comment/p...

14 percent of Americans say President Barack Obama may be the Antichrist.

14% and 43% are not similar numbers, and 14% doesn't rate a nasty little 'You People" from a guy who got all twisted into knots over people misinterpreting the UK riots.

I also have to question the validity of this or any poll, but looking at the numbers, I'd say they polled people who are mostly products of christianist home schooling in one of the more southern states.

I'm particularly struck by this line in tiny writing at the bottom of the graphic at your link:

"Poll conducted online within the United States beetween [sic] March 1 and 8 among 2320 adults over 18." Emphasis mine.

Online poll? Not very accurate. Misspelling in the graphic? Not very professional. But hey, they made shit up and lied, so why not you?

ThatBritGuy's picture

I see you ignored the correction in your righteous American anger to get revenge for the tinniest perceived slight.
And Harris made shit up, about the poll?
You got proof of that or are you just making shit up?

Pleases don't invade us.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Was this lovely rejoinder in answer to me? I honor the Carpenter and his simplicity, kindness and wisdom, but my path has no place in it for any such thing as Christ as interpreted by modern-day firebrands, nor is there any place for such person as an Antichrist, nor is there such a creature as Satan. I do believe there are forces in the universe that seem to display intelligence and darkness, but these concepts of modern-day right-wing christianist lunatics are foreign to my path, my faith, and my sensibilities.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

ThatBritGuy's picture

Glad to hear you don't buy into that nonsense, well, at least the institutionalized version of it.
You are few and far between on the American landscape.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

There are many, many more of us than would seem... it is just that our open-ended seeking spirit is seriously under siege.

Thus, not just Wiccans or Pagans,but all believers in a different interpretation of reality than the crop of loudmouthed, ignorant slobs would like. Therefore, as we are under siege, we meet in homes, pack out the meeting room at IHOP (and I don't mean those bigoted, insane Dominionists), and keep our opinions mostly to ourselves, except when provoked.

I live in El Paso, Texas, where there is a little fundy charismatic church on every corner, where this ignorant, rabid asshole preacher is making big noises in our local politics, where a Wal-Mart employee loses the smile when she sees my beard, my pentacle and triquetra bling, where there's pretty much the only store that has decent art supplies at a decent price also shoves their brand of "Christianity" in our faces, with orchestral "gospel" songs and muzak piped in constantly, and their signs about closing on Sundays "to give our employees time for worship andfamily"... Why is it necessary to elaborate on why you're closed on Sundays?; Many places are.

That said, the ignorant right-winger christianists are less of a majority in this country... they are just louder and more strident, and thus are tidy stories for the corporate "news" media.

Yes, we are here and we are many... and we are truly getting pissed off.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

BigD145's picture

That would make for some interesting fiction stories for young and old and likely fun conventions. Have fun with that. Keep it out of my face. And please don't start any inquisitions, crusades, or other holy wars.

Excelsior's picture

It's fairly typical of this kind of angry, contemptuous atheist. They really mess it up for the majority of atheists, who are for the most part polite citizens who don't go about cursing everyone who doesn't agree with them. These guys come off just as bigoted and pea-brained as their opposite numbers, frankly.


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

I reject the concept of atheism for deeply personal and profound reasons that are, admittedly, impossible to subject to scientific analysis and proof, but my ire is provoked by loudmouthed preachers of any path, even a path that is not a path (atheism)

You, sir, I can discuss matters with, as this is the only issue on which we seem to disagree. Dr. Carl Sagan, may he be at peace, was a deeply committed atheist. That said, an honest reading of his writings show a profound sense of spirituality and wonder... it's just not religion.

I have no patience with the atheist that seems believe it necessary to vent his/her spleen and also seems to find it necessary to call anyone that thinks otherwise a fool.

I am no fool. I am a seeker, and have always been, but my faith matters are seldom necessary to inject into every conversation. I do find myself, even here, what I've taken as a home away from home, exclaiming a "Thank the Goddess" or "Thank the One," and most here have let it slide... The vocal, angry atheists seem to make me think that they really know there's a Higher Reality out there... they're just really, really pissed at It.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

Rich H's picture

Dao. But I guess that's conversaton for another time and place.

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Notice I did not mention God... earlier I stated that I do believe in an Ultimate Reality, whether one would call it the Tao, God, Allah... that Reality is beyond names, but my conviction is that It exists, by whatever label we presumptuously attempt to apply.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

Rich H's picture

Very well expressed. Daoist Budhists have a very interesting philosophy where Budha(s) have discovered the source of the universe but are not Gods themselves.

Of course that's a brief, inconsise, and incomplete abreviation.

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Agreed.

A glance at my private library, both digital and "dead-tree" tends to make dogmatic visitors a bit uncomfortable... everything from Theravada, Zen, and Nichiren to Lao Tze, to Brother Manly P. Hall, 33rd Degree AASR, to Dr. Michael Aquino to Anton LaVey and all points in between. One doesn't have to walk a path to take what wisdom speaks to one's better self and lose the rest.

I am a Wiccan by profession of faith, and, as such, my particular faith path is one of lifelong learning and absorbing wisdom where it exists, whatever the source. I have known those who call themselves Wiccan, but are as authoritarian and dogmatic as any right-wing christianist, but that is a false and dead-end path.

My path is one of constant learning, and taking what I can use and what speaks to me wherever I can, while being well within the loose borders of Wicca, and accepted as long as it does not violate the Wiccan Rede... the closest thing we have to a Shadada... "An it harm none, do as thou wilt" which can be modernised as "So long as you harm no one, exercise your gift of will and git 'er done"

/smile


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

Shalabi's picture

No, you're wrong. Every "Christian" believes in this crap.

Peter G's picture

in your country it is illegal for a Catholic to assume the throne? Also you have an official religion and your head of state is also the head of that religion? Doesn't that make you a giant hypocrite?


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ThatBritGuy's picture

That was removed about 5 years ago.
And we do indeed have a State religion, but given the fact that over 40% of us are avowed atheists and that our taxes do not support the church (as you misinformed Yanks keep claiming) that doesn't really mean a whole hell of a lot.

And no, it makes you guys the hypocrites with your religious tests for public office and population who won't vote an atheist in. We have many atheists on our benches.

Imagine that.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

miss_kitty's picture

didn't find on that online poll you cited elsewhere as proof of something, I gotta say, you making claims where numbers are involved--not trustworthy at all.

BTW, Peter G is Canadian. You are just filled with incorrect assumptions.

ThatBritGuy's picture

How American.
I added the percentages, my mistake AND I made an edited correction to the link post that YOU seem to have completely missed not to mention this exact same explanation to you in another response that you have completely ignored.
Since you can't seem to read perhaps I could care less what you think about anything?

Please don't invade us.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

miss_kitty's picture

You post shit w/o checking it, then you correct it while I'm posting and expect me to know? I'm supposed to keep checking back? I'll keep that in mind.

And you assume everyone posting here is American. Kind of stupid, when you yourself claim not to be.

Who's raging? You are.

ThatBritGuy's picture

Not all Americans are ignorant to the point of idiocy, just enough to easily broad brush you.
That is not my fault, look to your countrymen for that.
I didn't originally think you were one of them but that impression is fading quickly.

Please don't invade us.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

miss_kitty's picture

is that supposed to be funny? Because I have to tell you I'm finding it about as hilarious as Benny Hill. Who was never funny at all.

ThatBritGuy's picture

You are sooo funny!
And here you are complaining about being stereotyped!

BTW - Benny Hill sucked.

Please don't invade us.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Stan Black's picture

Benny Hill was great. Jeez.

ThatBritGuy's picture

Now The Mighty Boosh, that shit is funny!


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Fat Belly Blues's picture

Laugh a little, ma'am.

miss_kitty's picture
ps

I didn't originally think you were one of them but that impression is fading quickly.

Damn. My life is ruined. No reason to live now.

Stan Black's picture

Wow. Outstanding comments from an islander with a quote from an outstanding American, John Waters, in your signature. Do you want to be us? All your brits belong to us.

ThatBritGuy's picture

But John Waters was VERY cool, he should have moved over here.
He was completely unappreciated by the Americans of his time.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Stan Black's picture

You seem like a bit of a nativist eh? Lovin' that English feelin'. That's perfectly fine. I'm not particularly fond of any country enough to care. But, like Gary Johnston's puppet character states in Team America:

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls."

ThatBritGuy's picture

Pretty much sums up the general feelings about the US over here.

Not really a nativist, that is really more of an American thing.
But I do know if given the choice between America and anywhere in Europe it would take absolutely no thought at all to chose Europe.
The US is in a state of collapse, it's people have been struggling with sub standard education for at least 3 decades now and you are insanely religious. Not to mention aggressive, dangerous, and far too well armed for a people in such a wrecked state.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Peter G's picture

You mean you became righteous five whole years ago? No prejudice either? So shit like this: http://articles.cnn.com/2011-02-05/world/engl... never happens?


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ThatBritGuy's picture

The EDL is a small group of idiot who hate everyone.
Every country has it's assholes.
Your own Tea Party says the same thing and is about 100 times larger.
That means you have more assholes than we do by population percentage.

Don't pull your righteous American anger routine and start pointing fingers at stuff that is a statistical anomaly compared to the same thing in your own nation.

As for prejudice, how can you accuse us of being a prejudiced nation when your countries own biases are legendary world wide! You should be blushing at your audacity!


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

miss_kitty's picture

Do tell us more with numbers! From where do you pull them?

We hang on your every word when it comes to stats!!!

ThatBritGuy's picture
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"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Peter G's picture

I'm not the one who started comments on this thread with an insulting generalization. You are.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ThatBritGuy's picture

My generalization is not really much a generalization given your 80+% religious identification rate over there, your rank hypocrisy of all things involving it, freedoms and human rights and your record across the planet.

You are an American with all the baggage that it carries, you will have to deal wiht that.
And if you aren't (Canadian perhaps) then WTF are you playing at here by pretending to be offended about something i didn't say about you?

Your general ignorance of things in other countries has already been established, perhaps you should just call it a draw and piss off?


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Peter G's picture

Having given yourself great big heaping helpings of self congratulations on how liberated your mind is you fail to note the obvious. You just demonstrated a degree of ignorance and intolerance that would grace the most benighted religious fanatic. The diversity in the US is astounding and not unlike my own country encompasses just about every religion know to exist and a lot of atheists too. So you clearly despise all Americans and perception is justified by what? You have not proved that religion makes you stupid but you have established, by example, that being an atheist does not make you smart.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ThatBritGuy's picture
BS.

The US's diversity is an illusion at best.
They separate themselves into white, black and Mexican.
And even these groups hate each other at levels unheard of over here.

The US has an astounding number of hate groups with an alarmingly large percentage of the population as members.
It is a festering bed of cross denominational hatred in it's religious populations and is the home of several virulent forms of extremist Christian cults that would never be allowed to exist here. The membership of these "church's" is staggering and influence they wield on policy there is unnerving.

Atheists? What, a full 3%? You seriously going to try and pull that one off as a lot? Not to mention they are despised, mistrusted and would never be allowed anywhere near public office or positions of authority.

It appears that I know a hell of a lot more about the US than you do and you live in the country next door!

You should be offended by your own ignorance, not anything I have posted.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Andy K's picture

The US's diversity is an illusion at best.
They separate themselves into white, black and Mexican.
And even these groups hate each other at levels unheard of over here.

Yeah, because the native peoples of the UK- the Celts/Anglo-Saxons- have always been so warm to their immigrant populations with roots in Africa and the Indian subcontinent.

Peter G's picture

are still religious and still do things like this: http://articles.cnn.com/2011-02-05/world/engl... You may no longer have religion but I have to admit you've got sanctimony down to a science.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ThatBritGuy's picture

Your ignorance is on full display Peter.
That is a tiny fringe group, not a majority.

Weak try, epic fail.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Peter G's picture

in the crowd you just watched the president addressing drowned out the idiot with chants of "four more years". At least I'm not blind.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ThatBritGuy's picture
So?

He actually responded. And grovelled before the Christian alter in his response no less.
That in itself should be causing extreme embarrassment.

But it's not. It's a cause for celebration in the US.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Karen's picture

Wow.

Conversations about America's religiosity must be had. But this thread has to be one of the worst I've ever read on C&L.

The offense, the defense . . . goodness.

We have to find a way to discuss this topic in a civil manner.

Oh, I'm guilty of perpetuating plenty of angry threads. I'm not pointing fingers. I'm just concerned. Our country's religiosity is a serious issue, and demands serious discussion.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Hey, I try to be a nice guy, even when I'm mentally foaming at the mouth!


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

. . . that'll show 'em.


Corruption favors the wealthy.

ThatBritGuy's picture

That was seriously funny!


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Janeane The Acerbic Goblin's picture

Love that Stewart quote.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

"You are the antichrist!" the man screamed.

The latest GOP nominee?


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Obama is the antichrist at the next Republican debate?


"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor

karoli's picture

That's an awesome question.

ricky's picture

would be sure to offer as a non response.


"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor

Karen's picture

I can actually see that question being asked at the next "debate."

And I can see more than one of the candidates saying something to the effect of, "Well, the proposition ought to be considered."

And I can see the audience roaring in applause at the candidate who says that.

It's all rather frightening.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

BigD145's picture

Priebus can step aside. The new head is in the house.

Simon Girty's picture

now can we? The God of Hellfire maybe? Or was that Steve Urkel? Who drives an Isetta? How about Whore of Babylon? Or Scourge of Psoriasis? Me, I always wanted evil twin Gilligan to run...

Excelsior's picture

He'd REALLY clean up this country!


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

Long Tooth's picture

"The less said about Lincoln's religion the better".

Judge David Davis 1860
campaign manger (so to speak)
for Abe Lincoln

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

"Is somebody feeling faint" moment?

BuckyBadger's picture

I seem to recall that Bill Clinton was the Anti-Christ. Then Al Gore was the Anti-Christ. Then John Kerry was the Anti-Christ. Then Hillary was the Anti-Christ, at least until Obama won the nomination, when he became the Anti-Christ. I think these freaks are both confused and have short memories.

ThatBritGuy's picture

Perhaps it's just the office of the President of the United States that is the Anti Christ?


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

BuckyBadger's picture

only if the prez is a Democrat. Otherwise, it is the Democratic nominee.

ickenittle's picture

could be many evil souls inhabiting one being, as in Citizens United.

Corporations are people- so says Mittens.

Sounds about right.


First they ignore us..then they ridicule us..now they are feeding us chicken crap- sign my petition:
http://www.change.org/petitions/fda-stop-feed...

www.ickenittlepost.com

Annoyed Canuck's picture

There seem to be more Anti-Christs than the number of heads of Al Queda who have been killed in recent years. That's a whole lot of Anti-Christs.

Funny that the Tea Nutters are the same people who called Eisenhower a commie infiltrator back in the day. The Birchers were actually funded by the Koch brother's Dad.

The Anti-Christ prize goes to Dick Cheney. As far as I'm concerned, he retired the title.

Excelsior's picture
Hm

Perhaps the Anti-Christ is like Black Lodge Bob, jumping around from body to body as it suits him. When he gets discovered in one body, he has to flee and find another.

*Sorry, seem to have Twin Peaks on the brain today.


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

SonOfLiberty's picture

Ron Paul does kind of remind me of the Log Lady... what does that mean?

Ape-Man's picture

Isn't that funny considering republicans are anti-Christian - everything about their platform goes against the gospel of Jesus Christ. This is why they are blaming the other side of the same - republicans blame the other side of what they the republicans in fact, are.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

The Antichrist is whomever their pastors tell them he is, subject to change based on circumstances.

Eternal verities my ass.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

reggiedunlopsleisuresuit's picture

the anti-christ? In order for there to be an anti-christ wouldn't there need to be a christ? Wake up morons! Yep, I said it, I stand by it.

sofla's picture

Well, if we're going to pretend... why not go all the way?

reggiedunlopsleisuresuit's picture

good point. Why not? lmao

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Ah, yes...

The European view of the "ugly American" stands. QED


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

ThatBritGuy's picture

We do like you Yanks, mostly, but yes this does provide even more grist for the mill.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

ron's picture

that shipped all the religeous nuts over here way back when.

ThatBritGuy's picture

But we had no idea that you'd still be running with it this late in the game!

Please don't invade us!


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Stan Black's picture

Super Puritans to the disaster.

ThatBritGuy's picture

Please, accept my apology on behalf of my country and it's peoples for having inflicted such injustice and intolerance upon your nation at it's conception.
We didn't know what we were doing, we just knew we wanted them the fuck out of our country.

We are deeply sorry for any distress this has caused your nation over these last 3 centuries.

Please don't invade us!


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

I think I shall respond with a "Britishism", as that is all your string of vitriol deserves...

Sod off, you twat.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

ThatBritGuy's picture

Why didn't you just take a page from your post and fuck off yourself before sending it out?
Or did you really need to prove what an American you are?
(That BTW is getting to be a bit of an insult here)


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

No, sir, I do not need to prove a damned thing. What I've seen from your postings on this ridiculously long thread is that you seem to be here solely to stir the pot, to provoke and to insult from "across the pond"

I do not tolerate fools gladly.


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

ThatBritGuy's picture

The pot decided to stir me.
I merely decided to dance with the fools.

That means you too if you are too blind, stupid or proud to see it.

Care for another spin around the floor?
I myself am pretty tired of playing with the willfully blind and would rather continue with the back and forths that have some substance. There are a few of those here and elsewhere on the site that I have enjoyed.
But then you probably willfully ignored those too just to get all righteously indignant now, why is that? Are you the fool you seem to be in this exchange you decided to initiate?


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Taarak's picture

I think all of the extreme conservative Republicans (Puritans), who are so persecuted and misunderstood here, should get themselves a big boat and travel to some backward uncivilized colony where they would enjoy freedom and be able to exercise religious intolerance and xenophobia without prejudice.

Yeah, they should just leave. On a boat (Mayflower). Overseas (Britain).

They should invade England (Where they came from).

ThatBritGuy's picture

.


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Taarak's picture

How about that "Isle of Man"?

They could invade there. Is anybody using that?

ThatBritGuy's picture

I am. :D

I think perhaps a compromise could be made though, Guernsey and Jersey are in the UK but would properly belong to France if the French had shown any balls in the 19th century when we took them back for the hundredth time.
You could take them and thumb your noses at France at the same time?


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

Taarak's picture

Nah, we already have a "New" Jersey. We don't want that either.

ThatBritGuy's picture

How about the Isle of Wight.
If you invade in June you can capture the hippie children of our politicians at the music festival and hold them for payment.
You might even get lucky and capture The Village People, they have been showing up out here every now and then...


"We need to make books cool again.
If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

yakfitguy's picture

We already have thumbed our nose at France:

Freedom Fries.


I don't believe in God. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.
-Andrew Carnegie

dadams's picture

hey gop/teabagger, YOU ARE A TURD !!!!!
and you really really really smell.

sofla's picture

Cuz we all know Jeezus was a Republican!

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