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Donald Trump: I'm Impressed with 'Jim Perry'

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Business mogul/reality star Donald Trump was so impressed after his Wednesday night dinner with Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry that he couldn't remember the Texas governor's name the next day.

"I had dinner last night with Jim Perry," Trump told The Street. "I was impressed with him."

The billionaire added that he would consider running again if Republicans picked the "wrong" candidate.

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pissed off patricia's picture

Ha, Ha, Ha, Donald Duck. Everyone knows the candidate's name is Jim Parry. (Yes Colbert, that one's for you)

Well Trump treated "Jim" better than he did Sister Sarah. At least this POS got a dinner that didn't include plastic sporks.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

gump's picture

Could have said Gaylord Perry.


is intended to be a factual statement

SFnomad's picture

That's true. The first person to win the Cy Young award in BOTH leagues, American and National, and baseball Hall of Fame'r would probably be quite offended.

And I don't think that he was a spitballer/cheater like his brother.

Trump is such a stupid fuck.

Tax the Rich's picture

He's a very smart guy, just ask him.


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

chefbob50's picture

It's obvious the Donald's hair piece is stapled to his head...


A small mind is easier to lose...

Gene214's picture

Staples are for pussies. A nail gun would be the way to go!


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

Phylter's picture

That "Hair" is actually an alien from the planet Deneva (Star Trek) but has morphed into a hairpiece, because their original "fake rubber vomit" appearance wasn't fooling anyone...

Come to think of it, neither is the hair... It looks like, I dunno what.... Anything but hair!

miss_kitty's picture

the Flying Ace Novelty Joke Barf Episode.

Phylter's picture

Other than the fake vomit thing, I enjoy that episode, it reminds me of republican creeps, you know, that whole mind control thing...

Maybe all we need to do to destroy them is really bright light...

Gene214's picture

Maybe they should start examining FOX viewers to see if they have that fake vomit thing attached to their spines.


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

justguessing's picture

"I've never pictured Hell as a place of fire, sulfur and demons with pitchforks, I've always imagined it as a place of excess and broken dreams and hopes."

Gene214's picture

Jim Perry

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Donald Schmuck can't even get the guy's name right! That's quite an endorsement, huh? What a fucking tool!


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

RoccoRyg's picture

What, Sesame Street?


The book of the year...

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0058KSKHW

kaybee's picture

Headline of the day

Chatsworth's picture

Why does Trump's opinion on some Republican Looney Tune candidate matter at all??? On anything? Sheesh,why not ask him for hair advice while you're at it?

Gene214's picture

Jeez - Trump, Perry - why doesn't the GOP just change it's name to Hair Club for Men.


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

RayC's picture

Maybe he was thinking of "Jim Crow"?

Samson-'s picture

he was distracted wondering when his 'friend' was coming over for some top-shelf blow

Sheeple Awake's picture

enough said. Jim, Fred, Joe, I don't give a shit. They're both morons and terrible for the country, wake the sheep up!


Embrace diversity

Samson-'s picture

it happens to the best of, Banky

GOG's picture

I think he meant Rick Parry, the guy who really won the Iowa straw poll.

Phylter's picture

But you got a bit of it wrong, it's (P)rick Parry. See, it's a silent P, but when you spell it, you have to include all the letters. ;)

EmmaLib's picture

His hairspray sniffing problem is seriously affecting his ability to recall.... I would like to remind him he is still a dumbass, with a really bad comb-over!

Liberal AND Proud's picture

GIve him a break. Those Texans all look alike.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Winski's picture

Can you imagine this stooge in any form of elected office?? Maybe in the state legislature in Florida to representing the Glades and Landfills... Walking dribbling definition of Buffoon.

TremoluxMan's picture

So says one Bullshit artist about another Bullshit artist. Blowhards of a feather flock together.


...I CRAP bigger than you.

Auximinus's picture

Jim Perry was the host of Card Sharks.

ricky's picture

Only really close friends like Donnie John get to call Jimmy Rick Jim.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/61684192/Rick-Perry...


"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor

ronspri's picture

I see your point but it really makes no difference. Almost no one knew that. That means that he wasnt doing himself or jimmy rick any favors. Anybody that knows about advertising, which the Donald should, knows you dont obscure things like that. Why would he look like he doesnt know what he is talking about? Is it cool to be obscure? Me thinks not. Sorry Ricky, however you look at it it is an unforced error. The fool hat is covering all that Donald hair.

Peter G's picture

Jim Perry was their Maitre'D at dinner.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

Dradeeus's picture

"But you know who I think won the debate? Michael Bachmann."

Phylter's picture

Wasn't he in the Doobie Brothers? Oops, my mistake, that was ANOTHER guy with big hair, Michael McDonald. Love his voice though...

Edwin's picture

Donald Trump: I'm Impressed with 'Jim Perry'

Thanks for a great morning laugh (out loud). Just settled down with me coffee and read this. What a fucking DOUCHE!!!!!!!!


far left loon >.<

ikalbertus's picture

I'm surprised the sheer amount of phoniness and stupidity in that small space did not create a gravitational vortex that sucked the entire planet into its black hole. Wouldn't the ferret on Trump's head at least attack Perry and find the Terminator beneath the good hair.

minidriver's picture

Big Jim Slade from the Kentucky Fried Movie.

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Actually, Rick Parry's first name really is "James," or "Jim."

But you gotta wonder what transpired between those two to make Trump call him "Jim." Maybe Parry's wealthy donors get to call him that?

Tax the Rich's picture

Jim Parry is impressive.

Rick, not so much.

And Trump is an idiot.


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

Heraldblog's picture

Jim Perry (b. 1935) was a major league pitcher and is Gaylord Perry's older brother.

Perry was a three-time All-Star and won the 1970 AL Cy Young Award, when he posted a record of 24-12. He also won 20 games in 1969, and won at least 17 games five times. As a batter, Perry was a switch-hitter and posted a respectable .199 batting average in his career. On July 3, 1973, brothers Gaylord Perry (Indians) and Jim Perry (Tigers) pitched against each other for the only regular season game in their careers. Neither finished the game, but Gaylord was charged with the 5–4 loss. Two Norm Cash home runs helped Detroit.

Captain Kangaroo's picture

I wonder if Donald Duck called him Jim throughout the whole dinner and if he did then "Jim" just sat there and let him. Hahahahahahahah Lolololol

Alerta_Alerta's picture

A more important thing is how Trump ate his pizza.


Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/

Scottie's picture

So...who's this Jim Pinkus guy again?

Skruffy's picture

All Trump can do is dilute the Repugs' chances of taking the White House. By his own proclamation that he'll run if he's not happy with whomever they put up, it's a given that he'd take votes from the Repug candidate.

Run, Donald, run!!!

John F A's picture

I understand the Donald is a big fan of 90210.

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