Shorter McLaughlin Group:
Pat Buchanan - Obama needs to take over the economy before Inauguration Day or disaster will strike!
Monica Crowley - Government spending bad!
Mort Zuckerman - I'm the token liberal on this show? Bwa ha ha! I sold short? Double bwa ha ha!
Eleanor Clift - As the real token liberal on this show, poor people suffer more than you, McLaughlin!
John McLaughlin - Do NOT!