Watch Bible Salesman Donald Trump Try To Say The Lord's Prayer

You will be shocked to learn that he doesn't know the words.
Watch Bible Salesman Donald Trump Try To Say The Lord's Prayer
Credit: Gage Skidmore/Flickr/CC/Compilation/license 2.0.
By Conover Kennard — April 1, 2024

Former President Donald Trump compared Himself to Jesus Christ again on Easter, the holiest day of the year, and he's hawking Bibles on Truth Social to pay his mountain of legal fees -- as one does. The former President, who is facing 91 felonies, has repeatedly warned that Christianity is under attack. But it appears that Trump just mangled the Lord's Prayer so severely that it might feel attacked. Trump didn't have a teleprompter to help him out.

This has all happened before:

He would probably rewrite it anyway.

This part probably stumped him:

And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And right-wing evangelicals will continue to support that fraud. I hope they invested money in Truth Social.

Amen!

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