'Deranged' Jonathan Turley Tries To Smear Biden, Doesn't Go Down Well
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February 25, 2024

If you dig into anyone's family tree, you'll find at least one bad apple. Even more, depending on how far back you want to go. If you're having a bad day, at least you can say, "At least I'm not Jonathan Turley, who penned a vile piece of shit." At The Hill, Turley writes, "A historian recently discovered that Joe Biden's great-great-grandfather, Moses J. Robinette, was accused and found guilty of attempted murder."

Oh no. I hope Joe Biden and his great-great-grandfather aren't close. His great-great-grandfather must only be about eleventy billion years old now -- that's only ten generations removed! He didn't even face 91 felonies like Donald Trump, nor was he found liable for sexual abuse. But once again, the other side of the aisle is unfairly attacking Biden while ignoring Trump's mountain of misdeeds.

Turley somehow ties Biden's great-great-grandfather's charge of attempted murder to Joe Biden's handling of classified material. That's quite a reach, and on X, people jumped all of his shit.

Turley doesn't know who Biden really is. To the right, he's either Sleepy Joe or a Capo Dei Capi. They can't make up their minds. Let's check out Turley's ancestors, shall we?

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