Cadet Bone Spurs is afraid of a dinner but wants a military parade in his honor. "White House Correspondents"

— Fata Morgana (@maladamus) April 6, 2018

@realDonaldTrump is too thinned skin to attend his own White House Correspondents Dinner, but Hillary was weak and I'm a snowflake...

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) April 6, 2018

Vile trump will skip WH Correspondents Dinner. It is a good thing because having a child with a tantrum will be a distraction. https://t.co/aZcnPgXCu4 @dvalls1006 @AndreasOpinions @LolitaResist

— Lisa Youngblood (@EliRadninyc) April 6, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will represent The White House at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I am completely fine with turning this into of roast of her.

Lord only knows the press deserves to take a few shots at her.

Does anyone know if Jeff Ross is available on April 28th? pic.twitter.com/x2nvdQPSsD

— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) April 6, 2018

I love it! Sending Sarah Sanders in his place at the head table is an absolute riot.

Maybe we can get some Catholic priests to hear confessions and we can watch the MSM reject Satan and all his works. (Hah!) https://t.co/L0BFFu2828

— Jerry Todd (@stablevortex) April 6, 2018

Sarah Sanders entire job description: "Tell Lies to the Press." She should not be welcomed, winkingly or otherwise, by that press. #ThanksButNoThanksJethrineBodine https://t.co/jOSkZ9585T

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) April 6, 2018