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From Paul Hinrichs at The Aristocrats: Hey! - Let's all stick corncobs up our butts and march around the White House, stiff-legged, butt stuck way
By Frances Langum — November 29, 2009

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From Paul Hinrichs at The Aristocrats:

Hey! - Let's all stick corncobs up our butts and march around the White House, stiff-legged, butt stuck way up in the air, white as can be, with signs that say "9/13 - yo' mama!" and "Where is Reagan's Death Certificate?" We'll call ourselves the "cornholers" and we're gonna take back America from the Russians who crossed the Bering Straits while Palin was out signing books.

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