A 9-year-old at a town hall in New Hampshire had a couple of hard-hitting questions for presidential hopeful Nikki Haley just after she bungled her response to a simple question about the Civil War in order to pander to Trump's teabilly-base. The audience member appeared to know what he was talking about. The same can't be sad for Haley, who tried to wiggle her way out of answering the two questions from the fourth grader.
Let's just say that the boy doesn't appear to be a fan of Haley's.
"So, Chris Christie thinks that you're a flip-flopper on the Donald Trump issue," the boy named Adam said. "And honestly, I agree with him. You're basically the new John Kerry."
Adam asked the former Trump administration U.N. ambassador: "How can you change your opinion like that in just eight years, and will you pardon Donald Trump?"
Don't hold back, Adam.
"I told you, I think he was the right president at the right time. I told you that I agreed with a lot of his policies," she said. "But do I think he's the right president to go forward? No. We can't handle the chaos anymore."
Haley targeted former governor Chris Christie, who recently labeled her as a "Trump enabler," saying that she is "part of the problem and should be ashamed."
"I mean, God bless him. He's a friend. He's obsessed with Trump," Haley said. "He sleeps, eats, and breathes it every day. I'm thinking bigger than that. If we do that, we're no different than Trump. That's what we're trying to get away from—is the idea that we obsess about a person. This is about a country. We're better than that. We're bigger than that. So, I am who I am. I told my truth just like you told your truth, except I am no John Kerry."
Sure thing, lady.
As for pardoning Trump, who is facing 91 felony charges, she confirmed that she would.
"What's in the best interest of the country is not to have an 80-year-old man sitting in jail that continues to divide our country," she said. "What's in the best interest of the country is to pardon him so that we can move on as a country and no longer talk about him."
How fucking brave. I have an idea. If you're 80 years old and don't want to go to prison, don't commit crimes against our country. Weird concept, eh? As for "no longer" talking about Trump, that's never going to happen. Future historians will ensure that the Trump era is well documented as they wonder, "How did they let this happen?" And we'll point to Nikki Haley as an example. We'll explain, "Yeah, well, people like her thought that you can commit crimes with impurity if you're old. But only if you're name is Trump."
Adam embarrassed Haley with ease. He just asked two questions one after another while knowing that she wouldn't be able to provide a sufficient answer as a presidential hopeful since she's still up Trump's ass. It's too bad, with the exception of Chris Christie, that more grown-ups don't have the balls that Adam has. Oh shit. He's going to grow up and take my job from me, isn't he?
