Super Ultra MAGA Alpha-Male Donald Trump took to his struggling Truth Social platform to complain that he can't go to his golf course in Scotland for the Staysure Senior PGA Championship because he has to fight against the big meanies who are holding him accountable for his alleged crimes. Golfing. That's his priority right now.
"I have the Staysure Senior PGA Championship in Aberdeen, Scotland, on my great course, and I can’t go," he wrote. "I have to stay around and fight off the Crazed Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Marxists, and Fascists."
"I wouldn’t want to be in Europe and watch this COUNTRY DESTROYING Scum work their disgusting and illegal “magic” on unsuspecting Republican “leaders” who just don’t think it is appropriate to Fight Fire With Fire," he added. "BUT WE WILL WIN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
The twice-indicted one-term former President is facing 91 charges with 4 arrests in a four-and-a-half-month span.
On Monday, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis will present the first details of her sprawling anti-racketeering case against Trump, his White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, and 17 other co-defendants at a federal court hearing. Of all those people, only Trump is crying sad MAGA tears over not being able to play golf at his fancy pants course in Scotland.
