Jesse Watters turned into a pretzel pretending Donald Trump is a victim for being prosecuted for stealing classified documents and trying to overturn an election.
August 1, 2023

Watters may be a smirking a-hole, but he’s not stupid. And it’s pretty darned obvious he knew he was full of s**t as he first argued that a violent attack on our Capitol was no biggie that most people don’t care about. “Not everybody believes January 6th was Hiroshima,” he said. As if anything less than an atomic bomb is nothing to be concerned about. He claimed “a lot of people don’t even know what January 6th was" and that even those who do are “over it.”

As for the documents case, after falsely saying Biden and Trump did the same thing, Watters said, “Regular Americans on Main Street aren’t fussing over where the documents went. They really don’t care. It doesn’t affect them.”

I’m sure Watters knows damned well that stealing top secret documents and showing them off to people who have no security clearance and no business seeing them is not “fussing over where the documents went.” He certainly would not say that if Hillary Clinton or any Biden did such a thing.

Speaking of Joe Biden... What proved to me Watters knew he was full of crap was his attempt to suggest President Joe Biden is the real criminal: “If you find cash bribes that go into Biden’s offshore bank accounts, that’s going to light up the country,” he said. Big use of the word “if” there, buddy.

“Sex and cash bribes, that’s gonna do it,” Watters continued. Hmm, was that a Freudian slip about the Stormy Daniels hush money? You know, the first 34 felonies Trump was charged with?

Watters picked up his atomic bomb analogy again, only this time casting his favorite p***y grabber as Hiroshima. Never mind that I’d bet Watters has always been 100% in favor of dropping the atomic bomb there. And he seemed a tad confused about his metaphors as he began by calling the latest Trump indictment “political germ warfare.”

But he quickly got back on his anti-American propaganda track. “These are political war crimes, it’s an atrocity,” Watters added. “It’s, like, not just dropping one atomic bomb, you drop 15 dozen... Enough is enough. This is the establishment terrified of Donald Trump’s re-election.”

Nah, it’s MAGA Watters who’s terrified. He’s the guy who was so terrified of losing viewers that he wanted to get colleagues fired for contradicting Trump and telling the truth, that the 2020 election was legit. Only now he’s probably terrified he’ll lose them and his new prime time gig if he doesn’t lie about who really tried to steal the 2020 election.

Or maybe Watters is just terrified he’ll be indicted as a co-conspirator. He should be.

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