August 18, 2023

After chicken-shitting his way out of his big press conference to prove his innocence with an 'Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia,' former President Donald Trump is whimpering out of participating in the debates. If he did have proof, he could have presented that in Georgia -- under oath. And his reason for skipping out of the debate for the GOP nomination is about as pathetic as it gets while claiming that he's of "High intelligence.'

"Many people are asking whether or not I will be doing the DEBATES?" Trump wrote on Truth Social. "ALL AMERICANS have been clamoring for a President of extremely High Intelligence."

"As everyone is aware, my Poll numbers, over a “wonderful” field of Republican candidates, are extraordinary," he added. "In fact, I am leading the runner up, whoever that may now be, by more than 50 Points. Reagan didn’t do it, and neither did others. People know my Record, one of the BEST EVER, so why would I Debate? I’M YOUR MAN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

Twitter users piled in:

I'm sure Lumpy's lawyers are relieved.

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