Senator Ron Johnson cries the blues because the FBI won't support the GQP conspiracy theories about Hunter Biden.
July 27, 2023

Senator Ron Johnson (Q - Moscow) once again went on Fox Business with Maria Bartimoro and once again did their conspiracy theory-laden dog and pony show (I'll let you decide which is the dog and which is the pony). They did their classic version of the Deep State conspiracy by talking about all the corruption that is supposedly in the FBI and the USDOJ because they won't make up facts to support their conspiracy theories. RoJo also did his infamous "two tier justice system two step" about how it's unfair that they prosecute poor Trump with mountains of evidence but won't persecute Hunter Biden with their ghost whistleblowers.

RoJo did freshen up his routine with the argument that the fact that the Bidens weren't even around when all of the alleged obstruction was taking place, which only proves his point that the left have infiltrated the system with their Deep State ways. Oh, we lefties are soooooo clever! We can do things and the only clue we leave is not being there!

But the real fun comes a few days later, when RoJo apparently became very confused. A few days after his appearance on Fox Business, he went on Real America's Voice where he started out with the same song and dance, pointing out that there were 17 tapes that proved the Biden family was shaking down people for $10 million in bribe money. But then he slipped up and admitted that he doesn't even know if the tapes actually exist, much less heard them. But dang it! There are some explosive allegations and for that, the Bidens must be fully persecuted all the way up to until at least November 2024:

Remind me again, which party is weaponizing the government to attack their political enemies again? I keep forgetting.

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