April 5, 2023

Big cranky baby Donald Trump, fresh from his arrest in New York City on Tuesday, took to Truth Social this morning to call for defunding law enforcement. Republicans have done this before, but Trump wants the Department of Justice and the FBI defunded because he was held accountable for his alleged crimes.

Daddy Trump is no longer around to bail him out. And none of Trump's family gathered with him for support in New York City. It was just Donald and the judge. Trump started airing his grievances, then busted out in all-caps.

"The Democrats have weaponized our system of laws like the USA has never seen before," It said. "The people, however, see what is going on and they will not allow it to continue. Tremendous spirit, right now, in the Republican Party!"

"Almost every legal and political analyst has said that the unfair and morally disgusting Indictment filed against me yesterday has NO MERIT, and is not even a case," the one-term President continued. "There was no crime and, anyway, the Statute of Limitations has been violated by many years."

And then he got mad. He got MAGA mad!

"REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS SHOULD DEFUND THE DOJ AND FBI UNTIL THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES," It added. "THE DEMOCRATS HAVE TOTALLY WEAPONIZED LAW ENFORCEMENT IN OUR COUNTRY AND ARE VICIOUSLY USING THIS ABUSE OF POWER TO INTERFERE WITH OUR ALREADY UNDER SIEGE ELECTIONS!"

It's almost as if Republicans, including Donald Trump, are doing what they accused Democrats of doing. Except that their sole reason for doing it is for one terribly flawed man who doesn't have a grasp on reality.

The election was 883 days ago, and he still thinks he won after being defeated by Joe Biden in the largest total voter turnout in U.S. history. Trump has never won the popular vote, but sure, Republicans, back that guy.

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