The Lincoln Project Presents Trump (Impotus Americanus)

"Behold the small-pawed Trump," intones the David Attenborough-like narrator.
By Ed Scarce — July 31, 2020

IMPOTUS AMERICANUS

COMMON NAME: TRUMP
TYPE: NARCISSTIC SOCIOPATH
DIET: HUMAN SOULS
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 239+100lbs
SKIN TONE: NORVELL™

"Impotus Americanus is one of the heaviest leaders in the animal kingdom, and is famously known to be an orange, ruddy color not found in nature."

Another clever ad from The Lincoln Project.

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