From The Colbert Report:
Barack Obama loses the New Jersey and Virginia gubernatorial races, and Chris Christie uses Monty Python to attack Jon Corzine.
From The Daily Show:
The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.
From The Colbert Report:
The rest of America should follow Arizona's lead and replace the long arm of the law with the invisible hand of the market.
November 03, 2009 NBC Jay Leno
From The Onion. Slightly not safe for work.
Joe Sudbay posted this over at Americablog and I had to pass it along.
Remember Fox News' now-defunct Half Hour Comedy Hour? Not Funny. They just don't do cool, well. Case in point, teabagging rapper, Hi-Caliber. Forget about his fact-free, "patriotic rap," he just sucks. I'll let the C&L'ers pick this stinker apart in the comments. Anyone care to offer up a more appropriate rap name for this guy?
From The Daily Show:
George W. Bush breaks his silence to speak at the live equivalent of a creepy low budget infomercial for exercise equipment you'll never use.
The Rock Obama returns to Saturday Night Live, this time in response to Max Baucus, Olympia Snowe and Mitch McConnell's lack of cooperation on some actual health care reform.
The Freedom Toast presents a parody of the GOP. Theme--the "Addams Family".
October 16, 2009 CBS David Letterman
From The Colbert Report:
The cross has nothing to do with Christianity -- it's just the normal symbol of the resting place of the dead.
From The Daily Show:
Fox News ignores the gay rights march in D.C., but finds an empty sidewalk after the New Jersey "Obama song" protest worthy of live coverage.
From The Onion:
White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.
From The Colbert Report:
Stephen understands what Glenn Beck is going through when the media doubts his sincerity.
More brilliance from Stephen.
Colbert: It's like looking into a mirror-- after you've done a ton of coke off of it. Clearly... clearly Glenn Beck... clearly Glenn Beck is as sincere in what he says and does as I am in believing that baby carrots are trying to turn me gay. And folks that is great news. Because if he and I don't believe what we say... and don't mean what we feel, then you our viewers aren't just being intellectually impoverished. You're being emotionally defrauded. And that would be a cynical manipulation of Americans' legitimate fears.
In which case, we shouldn't be on T.V. at all. (Starts sobbing.) And I don't know about Glenn Beck... but that idea makes me very sad. I'm sorry... I just love my paycheck so much.
From The Daily Show Oct. 6, 2009. Jon Stewart whacks President Obama for saying he's got too much on his plate to revoke "don't ask, don't tell".
