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After pointing out that Republicans are no longer having success running on issues like inner city crime and opining over New York's Time Square becoming "a Disney-fied, bubble gum, wimp company" where "the worst that could happen is one of those giant M&M's tries to flash you his peanuts," Colbert opined over the fact that
this disturbing lack of violence isn't just a problem for our cities" but for the Republican party as well.

As Colbert noted, in this last election Republicans lost the blacks, the women, young voters, Latinos by 44 percent and "even more surprising, they failed to get 100 percent of the white male vote." Colbert had a suggestion for a new wedge issues if Republicans want to turn the voter tide back in their favor -- white male patriarchy.

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Stephen Colbert took on everything from President Obama's promise to let the Bush tax cuts expire, to a poll by The Hill showing that 75 percent of Americans think wealthy should pay 30 percent or less in taxes, to a bill in Florida that would slash minimum wage for tipped workers in his Word segment this Wednesday night.

From The Colbert Report... Stephen has a "modest proposal" for the poor.

Poor people who sell their reproduction rights won't know the joy of raising a child, but they'll be able to buy a 52-inch flat screen.

From The Colbert Report April 26, 2010:

If you show the police your ID, they'll stamp your hand that proves you're here legally and allows you to drink free on ladies' night.

From The Colbert Report April 21, 2010:

Harassing Latinos with racial profiling isn't an inevitable side effect of Arizona's anti-immigration law -- it's the entire point.

From The Colbert Report March 2, 2010:

A new credit website teaches kids how to spend money they don't have on things that don't exist.

From The Colbert Report:

The American government can use the defense budget to pay for health care and just turn sick people into a weapons program.

From The Colbert Report:

Teens, sex is as natural as the birds and the bees because you will be stung to death and have your eyes violently pecked out.