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John McCain To Pose In AARP ALL NUDE Edition!

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October 16, 2009 CBS David Letterman



Top Ten Sarah Palin Tips for Writing a Book

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From The Late Show with David Letterman Sept. 29 2009.


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From The Late Show with David Letterman Sept. 25, 2009.


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David Letterman's Top Ten for Sept. 10, 2009.


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September 08, 2009 CBS The Late Show


Top 10 Surprises In President Obama's Message To Students

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September 08, 2009 CBS The Late Show


David Letterman: Top Ten Ways to Irritate Dick Cheney

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From The Late Show with David Letterman August 31, 2009. Top Ten ways to irritate Dick Cheney.


Kim Jong-il Is Like A Bond Villain

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August 06, 2009 CBS Late Show


Top Ten Things Overheard At Sarah Palin's Farewell Party

From The Late Show with David Letterman, July 24, 2009.


Late Show: Dick Cheney's Netflix Picks of the Week

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From The Late Show May 27, 2009. Dick Cheney's Netflix Picks of the Week.


Late Show - Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses

From The Late Show with David Letterman, Nov. 24, 2008.


Late Show: Like Palin, BillO clueless about the Bush Doctrine

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Sarah Palin embarrassed herself pretty badly when she practically admitted on national television (in her first serious interview) that she had no clue what the Bush Doctrine was. Last night on the Late Show with David Letterman, BillO showed that he's just as brain dead as the Alaska Governor. The only difference is that he spent much of the last eight years actually defending the overarching premise of Bush's foreign policy.

"The Bush Doctrine? Remember that, when Charlie Gibson went, 'what's the Bush doctrine'? You got the nose with glasses on and all that. I'm sitting at home going 'what Bush Doctrine'? Is that the doctrine where I go to Crawford Texas five times a year? What Bush Doctrine is that? I don't know what that is. That was just ridiculous. It's all gotcha gotcha gotcha."

Is he serious? I could care less if Bill O'Reilly knows what the Bush doctrine is, even if he has been defending it for years now. But I certainly expect someone who could easily be the President in three months to have an opinion on whether or not it's right for the United States to attack countries that we think may present a threat to us sometime in the future. Call me an elitist, but things like that matter.


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Letterman is still pretty bitter about McCain's snub and he sure didn't hide it last night -- especially since McCain is now trying to make amends. Here's a little mash up for your viewing pleasure. His debate spoofs are classic.

Transcript via LAT:

"So now, in an attempt to save his campaign, they’re talking about coming back. You see what I’m saying? So we said, 'Sure, we would love you to come back.' And even on the phone, he said, 'I’ll bring…Sarah.' But they’re being squirrely. Politicians can be squirrely. Because we have a date picked. We do this show every afternoon at 5:30. He wants to do the show at 5. So one –- we have no guarantee he’s going to show up, period. And we’ve kind of already rearranged our schedule on his behalf to save the economy, right? By getting that big-headed kid in here to talk about the politics. You know what I’m driving at? I just don’t know if we can trust him. And by the way, I don’t need to remind you that the road to the White House runs right through here."