From The Daily Show:

The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.

From The Daily Show:

Mike Bloomberg connects with the common man, Jon Corzine attacks Chris Christie's waistline, and Doug Hoffman passes Glenn Beck's test.

Fox News defends itself against an attack by the Obama administration by explaining that most of their shows aren't real news.

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George W. Bush breaks his silence to speak at the live equivalent of a creepy low budget infomercial for exercise equipment you'll never use.

Jon Stewart rips old "Pony Express" John McCain for stepping into the void left by Ted Stevens and his support of the "Internet Freedom Act of 2009".

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Al Franken proposes getting rid of the old "it's OK if you get raped" clause in government contracts, but 30 Republicans object.

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Fox News ignores the gay rights march in D.C., but finds an empty sidewalk after the New Jersey "Obama song" protest worthy of live coverage.

From The Daily Show: "Larry Wilmore performs magic tricks to show white people how to play the race card."

Wilmore: Did you see that? He's plaing the race card. And he's not the only one.

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Don't back down! You can't play the race card and then just take it back because it sounded stupid!

From The Daily Show Oct. 6, 2009. Jon Stewart whacks President Obama for saying he's got too much on his plate to revoke "don't ask, don't tell".

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Rio de Janeiro claims the 2016 Olympics because of its compelling presentation and its new Double Dome Stadium.

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Tea partiers give some advice to G20 Summit protesters: stay on message and get promoted by a major news outlet.

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President Obama makes a case for the Olympics in Copenhagen, leading Republicans and the media to ask if he's ignoring more important issues.

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The Democratic supermajority fails to pass health care reform, but succeeds in funding abstinence-only education.

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Sean Hannity blames the drought affecting California farmers on the government and a tiny fish.

Jon Stewart takes the GOP hypocrites to task for wanting ACORN investigated while defending the likes of Karl Rove and refusing to investigate torture, and for freaking out over a video of school children praising President Obama.