January 13, 2009 06:30 AM
"What About Gay Marriage?"
How dangerous is gay marriage to the fabric of our society? No matter how bad you think it would be for the country, it's worse. Way worse. This little video will let you know that even though gay marriage is the worst thing that could ever happen ever, there are things you can do to keep gay marriages from happening. Watch and learn.
From the good folks at 23/6.




That would have been funny if it didn't portray the actual mentality of the Right.
recognize the fallacy of this satire. They know Gay marriage is more like the Atom bomb we dropped on Hiroshima.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
Well I wouldn't want a somber marriage
Or shotgun.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Exposed: Prop. 8 part of 'Christian Taliban's' move to make Bible the law
Muriel Kane
Published: Monday January 12, 2009
> http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Prop._8_and_lon...
Study the symptoms not the virus...
"the bible" before it was rewritten by the controlling
religious reich was multiple wives and the wives were
the property of the man....
it's amazing that the religious reich pushes marriage,
but says nothing about divorce. more than 50% of marriages
in America end in divorce. if marriage is so sacred, then
why doesn't the religious reich make marriage permanent.
you get married.....NO DIVORCE!
and can we talk about infidelity in "straight marriage"?
can we talk about the thousands of unsupported births
created out of "wedlock" and those from divorce?
They failed to mention that if gay people get married all the other marriages will fall to ruin. Or that if gay people get married all the air will go out of your car's tires.
(hopefully adding snark to this comment isn't really necessary)
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
how those evil gays are going door to door, interrupting true family dinners like the Jehovah's Witnesses, and then standing in front of the kitchen windows and openly having sex!!
Fear, fear, fear. Personally? I could care less about gay marriage. If everyone's constitution's state equal rights for all, that's all that needs to be said. Period. End of discussion. Now go and cure the economy.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
I'm tellin y'all...Canuck is on a roll today!
Not to nitpick too much...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Lewis Black says it better than in type
There are a percentage of straight people who are so stupid they believe this shit.
They also believe the world is flat, life began on earth 6,000 years ago and humans and dinosaurs co-existed
ACTION ALERT: MISSISSIPPI
Proposed Mississippi legislation will put “just a theory” stickers in biology textbooks.
Representative Gary Chism from District 37 in Mississippi, has sponsored legislation to amend the state’s constitution in order to place “just a theory” stickers in Mississippi biology textbooks. The legislation, HB25, has been referred to the Education and Judiciary A committees for review and has a good chance of passing the committee for a House review.
http://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/20...
Amended: "Seventy-two American winners of the Nobel Prize in science urged the Supreme Court yesterday to strike down a Louisiana law requiring public schools
teaching evolution to also teach creationism. ...Creation-science is linked
closely to a literal interpretation of the biblical book of Genesis, teaching
that Earth and most of its life forms came into existence suddenly about 6000
years ago. ...The case before the high court is Edwards v. Aguillard,85-1513."
[San Francisco Chronicle, 19 August 1986 (AP)]
Study the symptoms not the virus...
Jesus Mary and Joseph, is this what America will look like in the 21st century?
Maybe it's time for the country to split up like that Russian ex-spy theorized will happen. The stupidity is becoming breathtaking.
Fuck 'em. Let them teach creationism in public schools, ...just as soon as they start teaching scientific theory and evolution in church. And only if they 1st put warning stickers in the Bible stating its cherry-picked info has been translated and retranslated and my not be accurately presented as it was 1st intended.
the world isn't,
and
life and dinosaurs/humans didn't?
Make no motto of love that worships war
Sarah Palin said she "saw the photos of human and dinosaur footprints etched in the same fossil."
came human/raptor bestiality. Question is, were the feet pointed in the same direction, and, if so, which ones were in front and which in back?
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMMlOOaBrOo
"What about TEH Gay Marriage"?
But seriously...I think the people who are the most rabidly against it...are the ones who desire a homoerotic encounter the most, but hate that about themselves, and project that hate onto the very objects of their desires....HA!
the people that are most rabidly against gay marriage really aren't. It's just a nice little distraction from the real problems facing nations. At the end of the day, if the gays are without jobs and homes, the main thing on their minds will be the same as everyone else. Survival. What is the percentage of marriage that ends up in a nasty divorce, with nobody winning, but both virtually bankrupt? Methinks the main pushers of gay marriage are lawyers.
Canuck, you're on point today!
Mine's funnier though.
From the producers of Reefer Madness Seriously it is one of the best send-ups of the situation I've ever seen. It would make a thinking person pause,but then again it's not thinking people who are the problem
Politics is ugly
and used it to beat the anti-drug message into me. Didn't really work too well...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Sanjay Gupta says reefer can make unwanted change.
But I can resist those urges. Now can I chair the RNC?
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
I'm as straight as they come, but I almost choked to death and died laughing. Too much! LOL!
And how straight do you have to be to be the straightest?
Is it anything like being the "gayest" or "unstraightest" in the crowd?
Make no motto of love that worships war
They 'come' in all straight shapes and sizes. Many gay porn stars are 'straight', for example.
Kinsey had it right.
How the hell is banning the marriage of gays/lesbians going to "protect marriage."
If you really want to protect marriage:
BAN DIVORCE!
But, golly gosh! That won't take any rights away from the people whom we choose to hate!
That would take away OUR "god given" rights.
God, as in: What GOD has joined together, let no man tear asunder.
Isn't that what yer "Inspired Word of GOD friggin' BOOK says?!
Gosh, but how would Britney ever get married for a weekender?
How would Newt be able to trade in for a newer model?
(when the old one gets cancer or somethin yucky)
Reefer madness, exactly, the church people are so easily scared.
BTW, I am not gay either. I like girls, so there church people. I still support gay marrage , none of my business.
Reminds me of this, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nus9BZlAfQ
and child of divorced parents, I've been trying to tell people to organize for an amendment banning divorce... to show an example of what this "protect marriage" lunacy is all about.
We know the catholics would be behind such an amendment. All the other self-righteous christofacists should also get behind it.
After I accomplish that... I'll be working on banning shrimp.
Not no way, not no how Mister!
the three G's are going to propel the Pukes into power again, at least that's what they think.
Most of Murca is already past this...I think
teh gays are comin' don'tcha know.
Has to be one of the funniest freaking vids I've ever seen.
"Well, when you try to put your screw in the wrong kind of hole or you rub two holes together." Pure gold!
The Federal Marriage Amendment
Snip - A crusade is under way to add a “marriage amendment” to the U.S. Constitution. Although advocates have discussed different proposals, one proposed measure states, “Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this Constitution, nor the constitution of any State, shall be construed to require that marriage or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon any union other than the union of a man and a woman.”
http://www.au.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle...
Study the symptoms not the virus...
...always seem to be on the cutting edge of tomorrow...
Make no motto of love that worships war
The retro educational films have become a huge genre since the coming of DVD and on-line downloading, and while some are funny because they are so inane, and others are so Big Brother-like they are frightening, there are some that are like filmed poetry. I have tried to find one that I saw a couple of years ago about a pastor telling a little boy about the death of his parents that just about ripped my heart out by it compassion and simple humanity, but I can’t locate it since the company that sold it disappeared into the digital haze. I’ve become a real fan of these films along with old time radio programs, and you might want to look into it by checking out the library to see if they have some in their catalogue.
And the driver’s education films make Saw look like a quilting party.
Ha!
Make no motto of love that worships war
Check out the Prelinger Archive:
http://www.archive.org/details/prelinger
This is classic! I love how they spliced in archival footage, keyed over it and re-created some scenes. This is wonderful - and INFORMATIVE!
And it's good for you too!
It's like orange juice!
Make no motto of love that worships war
"Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without Anita Bryant."
Ol Anita, she sure liked squeezing fruits, huh?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Without Mrs. Bryant, it would have been impossible to recognize the threat that beseeches us all.
I get it now! Humor always seems to drive the point home with me.
According to the video all marriage has been canceled for every US citizen. Thanks, 23/6! I always try to find a silver lining in everything.
Make no motto of love that worships war
Yeah gays should respect tradition like so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzlkvI9EZeA
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
video back in Catholic elementary school. I'm pretty sure they told us if we saw a gay person, we were supposed to crawl under our desks and cover our heads.
I think that would be:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0K_LZDXp0I
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
looks a little swishy to me.
Yes, but dirty words and dirty bombs look a lot alike.
You see.. It's like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iH1GhM2j8
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I remember that I was so paranoid as a wee child in 1959 from all of these "public errvice announcements" that I totally freaked out when I saw a blimp fly over.
I ran screaming home,"IT'S A BOMB! THEY'RE DROPPING A BOMB!" until a neighbor lady calmed me down.
We were told that communists kidnapped patriotic American boys and girls and BRAINWASHED them.
I used to have nightmares about being bombed by the communists.
Now I dream about getting bombed with the communists.
Without Communism, there would be no "detention camp" at Guantanamo Bay!
Plus, our fighting soldiers who gallantly gave their lives in Vietnam would have otherwise vainly believed that dominoes were something that could only be played on their graves.
Because it depiucted integrated classrooms.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
That's because it was played out throughout all of our childhood until it fell out of the projector sprockets in the early 90's.
Ya vanna pet my monkey?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 09:19 — nickjacket
"Without Communism, there would be no "detention camp" at Guantanamo Bay!
Plus, our fighting soldiers who gallantly gave their lives in Vietnam would have otherwise vainly believed that dominoes were something that could only be played on their graves."
Or really really bad pizza.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
who hid under thier desks whenever Father Joeseph came in the class.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
after class until we got it right.
of Jesus that was supposed to flow from my mouth if we chewed the wafer.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
The story comes alive.
Brings a whole new meaning to the Gay Divorcee.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
OMG, they would TEACH being GAY in schools. YES, our young school aged children would be taught how to be GAY, so who did the rest of the gay people learn from? YOu mean once a person is taught what gay means, they will be gay? You mean the only way a person can be gay, is to be taught?
YOU right wing Christian folk make me sick. Ghandi once wrote the following:
Gandhi said, "“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” I won't go so far as to say he's right - there are some wonderful people out there. But it seems like the people most vocal about their religion (all religions not just Christian) tend to be those who are least tolerant. Love your neighbors as yourself. Let those amongst you without sin cast the first stone. Those are both beautiful ideas that anyone could believe in. If only we could stop believing ourselves worthy to judge anyone else.
This is all reminiscent of the Briggs Initiative in California that Harvey Milk successfully campaigned against in the 70's. Californians overwhelmingly rejected the Briggs Initiative that sought to terminate the employment of any gay teacher, or any other teacher that spoke in support of gay teachers. The witchunt continues to this day with those Christifascists who simply cannot stop hating.
Big Wedge
The picture of the atomic bomb looked like a giant penis.
I guess that's why it's so popular among heterosexual men.
They 'come' in all straight shapes and sizes. Many gay porn stars are 'straight', for example.
Kinsey had it right.
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