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Pap Smears at Walgreens

Obama celebrates at the Lincoln Memorial, Jon Kyl rounds up abortion statistics to the nearest 90, and "Fox & Friends" explains why there's no need for Planned Parenthood.
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pissed off patricia's picture

I was watching Fox the morning that guy said that about Walgreen's and I could not believe he didn't correct himself. That just shows how really really stupid he is. Plus, the other two didn't correct him either so they fall in the same stupid human pile.

As for the thing about Kyle, he got caught in a giant lie and the excuse from his office just made it a whole lot worse. So now it's okay to toss out random numbers and simply say they did it to make a point that couldn't be made with the truth and facts. Nice!


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Mugsy's picture

OMG, I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

One of the best. Gawd these people are idiots!


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pissed off patricia's picture

I don't see his show at night, but I watch the rerun at nine thirty in the morning. Laughing that hard that early in the day sets the tone for the entire day. I mean he was so damned funny he about couldn't deliver all his lines and once he began laughing my own laughing increased. It was fun!


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

tampa_edski's picture

And in a good way! Have to agree that Colbert not keeping a straight face only made it funnier!

On a serious note. Fox and Kyl are scum. That IS INTENDED to be a factual statement.


not all martyrs see divinity

Amitola's picture

I'd be willing to volunteer to take Kyl, Doocy and Kilmeade to their local Walgreen's in order for them to get a 'pap' test - Right there in the aisle where they sell the Swiffers, as Colbert said. Perhaps having a speculum shoved where ' the sun don't shine' would cure them of lying.

On a more serious note, the idea that these 'men' blithely dismiss the importance of Planned Parenthood as it relates to the health care needs of millions of women across the US makes me want to puke!


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LeftandLeft's picture

Typical stupid ass man pretending to know what's best for women.

Edwin's picture

Typical stupid ass man pretending to know ANYTHING.


far left loon >.<

yellowdogD's picture

It's time for two phone campaigns right now.
First, call Kyl's office anytime he says anything, and ask if he meant that to be a factual statement.
Second, start calling local Walgreens and asking for an appointment for VD testing, pap smears, mammograms etc. and explaining to the answerer that you heard it on Fox. I don't watch Fox, so I don't know whether Walgreens advertises there,or not, but they might get a little pissed at Fox if they get enough calls.

CodeFailure's picture

I wish Stephen would run for Pres again as a joke and then end up genuinely winning. If only!

MacJr's picture

voted for Colbert, he would lose to a republican by a margin just large enough so as not to require a recount. Guaranteed. And we all know why.


Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Pap Smears at Wal-Mart?

Isn't she the new tea billy singing sensation? Her big hit's Hard Truckin' Momma.

"Hard Truckin' Momma
All hips and tits
Opens beer bottles
with her v**g**l lips!"


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Vasectomies and Weedwhackers on Aisle 9!


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RayC's picture

I laughed out loud and for me that doesn't happen that often these days. The sad part is that Kyle and the Fox ass-hats will continue to misinform the masses without a slightest hesitation. Millions will believe every word that comes out of their mouth and they will be paid millions as experts. The United States is doomed if we do not wake up soon.

Edwin's picture

Me too. He was on fire. I think I'll watch it again. Funniest bit I've seen in a while.


far left loon >.<

kathotdog's picture

I am sure that Steve Doocy and the Guy with the Brown Hair that is not Steve Doocey get their Prostate Exams at Walgreens.

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Just the parking lot out back...


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

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CafeenMan's picture

Actually go to airport men's rooms and the prostate exams they get are not medical in nature.

I don't know if my comment is a factual statement or not but it would surprise me if it wasn't.

pissed off patricia's picture

I don't think pap smears and breast exams are what the brown haired guy think they are. If his wife has said she was getting either or both at Walgreen's he might want to look into that.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Edwin's picture

Honey, I'm off to Walgreens for my weekly breast exam. See you tomorrow morning.


far left loon >.<

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Of course, he's a doctor... OK... a pharmacist... OK... a pharm tech...

Oh, alright, he's the night checkout clerk, but he comes highly recommended!


In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose

Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com

pissed off patricia's picture
Or

I think he's the guy sitting in the car in the parking lot smoking a cigarette.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Navy Vet's picture

but he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, so, ya know....


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Edwin's picture

The Obama jokes begin.


far left loon >.<

LockeNessMonster's picture

Unless the services were free or at a much reduced cost, the point of Planned Parenthood not being needed is mute. I don't recall Walgreen's really having a lot of free anything - you know, to quote Navin Johnson they are sort of in the "profit thing."


I've seen some stuff, man. And some thangs...

Chuck White's picture

That is the first time I've seen Mr. Colbert fall out of character. He only has two choices now:

1) Tell his writers not to be so funny, or,
2) Risk exposing the fact (yes, "factual statement") that he is mocking the GOP, not agreeing with them (most of them still don't know that, you know).

.... hmmmm ... which would I prefer .... hmmm


All things in moderation ... including moderation

Whitehouse's picture

Never seen Colbert crack up that loud about a stupid remark of a fellow pundit!! Hahaha!!!

jimkhm's picture

I wouldn't mind having one framed for the family room.

JohnnyBravo's picture

I'm in tears laughing right now


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