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Linda McMahon's new ad just screamed out for a mash-up, so I had to oblige.

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Auximinus's picture

LOL

LeftandLeft's picture

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

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LeftandLeft's picture

Just passing useful information to a friend. :)

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Damn it, I knew I shoulda booked marked it.

Oh well, here's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM-0S6CMVqc


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watchout5's picture
A_

That's hilarious

pissed off patricia's picture

Was that second half something that really happened once? If it was it just beamed with good family values, didn't it?


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Pretzelogic in Philly PA's picture

It's almost heartwarming, in a way. I mean, it is a "family" business, and they were just getting their little girl in on the act... bleah.


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pissed off patricia's picture

Yeah I do. I just meant was that a real fake at the end of the video or if it was a joke deal that someone else made up.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

FloydGeorge104's picture

after what some of the broun-shirts Tea-bagers have done,the girl head "stomp" , cuff up a news paper guy and others, this is no supprise.

Rich H's picture

We had to sell our four of our five houses, had to lay off most of our servants. Thankfully we did keep the $5m property in Bridgeport because we like to go sailing. But it was tough I tell ya, tough.

FloydGeorge104's picture

with all the shit that is going on, here we have a person who can put a "Smile" on your face.thanks

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

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DirtyD's picture

Absolutely hysterical. This just goes to show what the baggers consider to be quality programming...


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TheSavage's picture

She can take a punch...errr... when she gets hit hard she gets right back up and fights... wait no... uhhhh... BIG GOVERNMENT!


"I could give a flying crap about the political process.... We're an entertainment company."
- Glenn Beck - Forbes interview; April 26, 2010

Gene Gaudette's picture

She could have had a solid career as one of Rand Paul's goons.

David L. Hill's picture

She's probably the most awful writer WWE's ever had. I used to be a wrestling fan and know lots of wrestling fans and she almost single-handedly sunk the Invasion angle by writing it in a way, not that the FANS would like, but in a way that her DAD would like. Whenever she's on the screen or writing an angle, ratings go down. She's lived her entire life in the wrestling business and can't write or book to save her life.

I realize this has little to do with Linda McMahon, who raided WCW and ECW as soon as she bought them. And my favorite was that after 9/11, the took all the unsold merchandise from the XFL (remember that?), gave it away, and wrote it all off on WWE (WWF at the time) taxes.

BTW, the reason WWE is called that was because wrestling was getting so big at the time that the McMahon family was worth a billion plus. And because of that, they decided that their agreement with the World Wildlife Fund to not perform in England just didn't count. So the WWF sued the McMahons, forced them to change their name (and merchandise with the WWF logo), and cost them millions. Instead of showing any humility, WWE proceed to talk trash about WWF and used, as a new slogan, 'Get the F out'.

Classy people these, McMahon's....

Samson-'s picture

the stephanie version of the macmahon model is frightening

Plan9Studios's picture

Listen, I'm not much of a fan of Linda's politics, but most of you seem to be forgetting that wrestling is theater. It's reciting a script and acting. It's not real. She and her daughter are playing characters. It would be like saying "I won't vote for Patrick Leahy because he attends millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne's parties."

Seriously people. I'm a die hard liberal and I pride myself on telling the difference between fiction and reality.

That's not to say you should ever vote for Fred Thompson. That asshole kicked John McClane out of the control tower!!!! What a douche!!!!

MJPollard's picture

Next you'll be saying that Santa Claus doesn't exist! Evil commie liberal! Soros! Soros! Soros!


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ikalbertus's picture

someone will say that Glenn Beck is not sincere.

ixnay's picture

... Soooo predictable.


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GWMustGo's picture

I thought the add-on would be Miss Stephanie
- Topless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMXk6sxL8TU
- in bondage: she was tied to a cross in the ring for some reason http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1533401/5208672

Can't wait until her daughters see those!


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watchdog's picture

I vaugely remember that episode way back when. I used to love wrestling back in the days of Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant, but my grandfathedr ruined it for me when I was around 13 or so telling me it was fake. After that (and the lousy acting of GLOW Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling), that was all I could see.


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Amitola's picture

are merely purveyors of gratuitous violence and have no redeeming social value. They, and all those who watch and support the WWE (particularly those who allow their children to watch), are helping to degrade our entire society.

The fact that the Repukes in CT would even consider having this woman as their representative in the US Senate make me sick.


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

Bacano's picture

sounds very authoritarian and conservative to me...Shouldn't those parents have the freedom to watch whatever they want?

The Political Junkie's picture

is the fact that state returned Joe Lieberman to the Senate when they had a chance to throw the bum out. Linda McMahon would just further add to the treachery that already exists in representing the state of Connecticut.

urlnts's picture

I see someone upset that people are not accounting the "fakery",the problem there,behind the scene,THINGS ARE EVEN WORSE!
Check out the real life arrests,drugs,mayhem and DEATHS surrounding LINDA and her Wrestling Corporation!Those are not fake to anyone ,but listen to this ,it is ESPECIALLY not fake to the kids that they profess to care so much about and who are their biggest audience,including the use of steroids,drugs ,booze ,over the edge violence and THE REAL,UNSEEMLY DEATHS of many of their HEROES!

Bacano's picture

wrestling is fake and its a theatre, I got over it when I was 12 (stopped watching it at 14). I knew who was going to win and what was going to happen (thanks to online forums). They are all playing characters. Can you name the 'many' deaths surrounding Linda and WWE? because the most known one is Owen Hart.

Rich H's picture

killed his wife and son before killing himself. And there are many, very many.

Plan9Studios's picture

But that's not what the video addresses. It juxtaposes the facade of the perfect American family against their stage personas. It's a false equivalent and is unrelated to her business practices and ethics because it's not real. It's like comparing Mufasa to Darth Vader. It weakens your argument when you complain about the amount of Sergeants he killed in Empire Strikes Back.

If you want to create an ad about the abuses and corruption in the wrestling industry, more power to you. But you'll do yourself a favor by focusing on things that actually happened.

I can't believe I just had to write that.

Michelle's picture

"the facade of the perfect American family"- Are you saying that the McMahon's are the perfect American family?

Are you saying that the "stage personas" chosen by the McMahon's in no way relates to their business practices? That can't be right.

Isn't true that the McMahon's ARE the wrestling industry? Is there another group with more influence?

Additionally, the treatment of employees (even if you bend over backwards to classify them as "independent contractors") is very telling about what kind of Congress Critter you would be, no?


I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all

Plan9Studios's picture
Yes

Facade means fake or false. How does that insinuate they are perfect?

And second, yes. Any actor's on stage personality is in no way an indicator of their off stage personality. It's the difference between reality and TV folks. It's not that difficult to figure out. I've known some loving actors who brilliantly play horrible people. And I know horrible people who are always cast as the likable hero. That's not to say the McMahons aren't shady people, but basing a video on their fictional lives is weak. Weak, weak, weak.

I think I'll stop repeating myself. Criticize them all you want. But learn to separate the Shatner from the Kirk and I'll stop pointing and laughing.

Rich H's picture

Hannity and Limbaugh are all swell guys. They just play loud mouth as*holes.

Michelle's picture

Of course Stephen Colbert really is a PaPa Bear Wannabe. ;o}


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ixnay's picture

He is a "die hard liberal" don't cha know. So it must be true....


CTHULHU 2012 "Why vote for a lesser evil?"

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

Yes, she did raise real braindead Reslug dummies. Whoring your children just for the money. She's a disgusting example of a loving mom.

Nahant's picture

Where does the line form ta get a slap in also???

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/s

Palli's picture

Family members should not be allowed to vouch for each other! How absurd

urlnts's picture

Darth Vader,Sergeants? What nonsense,comparing movie deaths to the REAL deaths in a profession of hucksters,mobsters ,goons and thieves!And don't tell me that the McMahons are an exception,they are the worst in the business!Here is a List of those that died in wrestling since 1985,not all worked for LINDA McMahon , but many did!I have seen her husband extolling the use of steroids ,especially before the big Hulk Hogan ,Steroid Trials!
Chris Von Erich (Von Erich Family Tree) - 21
Mike Von Erich - 23
Louie Spiccoli - 27
Art Barr - 28
Gino Hernandez - 29
Lance Cade - 29
Jay Youngblood - 30
Rick McGraw - 30
Joey Marella - 30
Ed Gatner - 31
Buzz Sawyer - 32
Crash Holly - 32
Kerry Von Erich - 33
D.J. Peterson - 33
Eddie Gilbert - 33
The Renegade - 33
Chris Candido - 33
Test - 33
Adrian Adonis - 34
Gary Albright - 34
Bobby Duncum Jr. - 34
Owen Hart - 34
Yokozuna - 34
Big Dick Dudley - 34
Brian Pillman - 35
Marianna Komlos - 35
Umaga - 36
Pitbull #2 - 36
The Wall/Malice - 36
Emory Hale - 36
Leroy Brown - 38
Mark Curtis - 38
Eddie Guerrero - 38
John Kronus - 38
Davey Boy Smith - 39
Johnny Grunge - 39
Chris Kanyon - 40
Vivian Vachon - 40
Jeep Swenson - 40
Brady Boone - 40
Terry Gordy - 40
Bertha Faye - 40
Billy Joe Travis - 40
Chris Benoit - 40
Larry Cameron - 41
Rick Rude - 41
Randy Anderson - 41
Bruiser Brody - 42
Miss Elizabeth - 42
Big Boss Man - 42
Earthquake - 42
Mike Awesome - 42
Biff Wellington - 42
Brian Adams (Crush) - 43
Ray Candy - 43
Nancy Benoit (Woman) - 43
Dino Bravo - 44
Curt Hennig - 44
El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez - 44
Bam Bam Bigelow - 45
Jerry Blackwell - 45
Junkyard Dog - 45
Hercules - 45
Toni Adams - 45
Andre the Giant - 46
Big John Studd - 46
Chris Adams - 46
Mike Davis - 46
Hawk - 46
Mitsuharu Misawa - 46
Ludvig Borga - 47
Luna Vachon - 48
Steve Dunn - 48
Cousin Junior - 48
Dick Murdoch - 49
Jumbo Tsuruta - 49
Rocco Rock - 49
Sherri Martel - 49
Steve Williams - 49
Moondog Spot - 51
Bastion Booger/Norman the Lunatic - 53
Ken Timbs - 53
Uncle Elmer - 54
Pez Whatley - 54
The Angel of Death - 54
Eddie Graham - 55
Tarzan Tyler - 55
Haystacks Calhoun- 55
Giant Haystacks - 55
Buddy Rose - 56
The Spoiler - 56
Kurt Von Hess - 56
Moondog King - 56
Gene Anderson - 58
Dr. Jerry Graham - 58
Bulldog Brown - 58
Tony Parisi - 58
Rufus R. Jones - 60
Ray Stevens - 60
Stan Stasiak - 60
Terry Garvin - 60
Boris Malenko - 61
Little Beaver - 61
Sapphire - 61
Shohei Baba - 61
Dick the Bruiser - 62
Wilbur Snyder - 62
George Cannon - 62
Karl Krupp - 62
Dale Lewis - 62
Gorilla Monsoon - 62
Hiro Matsuda - 62
Bad News Brown - 63
Bulldog Brower - 63
SD Jones - 63
Wahoo McDaniel - 63

Rich H's picture

I was aware of a number of those - but not nearly as many as you've listed. I guess you'd have to be really sick to think this is a good way to amass a fortune.

Samson-'s picture

man, that is sad.

that list is stunning. thanks for sharing

urlnts's picture

They use these wrestlers and throw them away like trash,I am trying but can't find the waivers and contracts that these people have to sign,you would not believe the conditions?They have about as many rights as slaves!And Linda talks of helping workers,ha,she thinks the minimum wage is going too high,though she didn't know what it was,and then said that some of her workers made only that in her Corporation, but she had no idea how many,oh yeah,SHE'S HANDS ON AND WILL PRODUCE JOBS ALRIGHT???_____ JOBS!

urlnts's picture

Was from About.com -Wrestling's Dirty Secret!

cpinva's picture

is that most of her audience is intellectually incapable of distinguishing fantasy from fact. for them "a willing suspension of disbelief", required to watch almost any form of entertainment, is their normal.

jimbo92107's picture

...or are you acting now?

It gets tough to tell when these people are bullshitting, so I concluded the best thing to do is assume they're always bullshitting.

curtisp's picture

in the mafia also talk about how wonderful their mothers are.

... try to act all valuesy and familisy.

Because nothing says "functional and well adjusted family" than thinking it is perfectly OK to make tons of money off calling your mother a bitch in front of thousands of people.


CTHULHU 2012 "Why vote for a lesser evil?"

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