Mitt Romney Loves Cars, Lakes, Trees...and Getting Really High
I'd heard about this from last week but not actually seen the video until today. Beyond the gratuitous pandering something else struck me: "Is he ----ing high?" So, in that spirit, we present:
Mitt Romney, with backing by Cypress Hill.
Mitt Romney: "A little history: I was born and raised here. I love this state. It seems right here. The trees are the right height. I like seeing the lakes. I love the lakes. Just something very special here. The Great Lakes but also all the little inland lakes that dot the parts of Michigan. I love cars. I grew up totally in love with cars. It used to be, in the '50s and '60s, if you showed me one square foot of almost any part of a car, I could tell you what brand it was, the model and so forth. Now, with all the Japanese cars, I'm not quite so good at it, but I still know the American cars pretty well. And, drive a Mustang. I love cars. I love American cars, and long may they rule the world, let me tell you."
I love the Crooks and Liars site. I love the font and the ads on the pages. I love computers. The screens are just the right size. I love my desk my computer sits on. I love the chair I am sitting in right now. I love pencils especially the ones with erasers on one end.
See? That's how you fill space when you don't have a clue what to do with the time you are given.
Maybe Mitt is trying to sound more insane than Santorum. Insanity is all the rage in the republican party these days. It's totally cool and frighteningly awesome.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Why would you post this?
or hits from the bong.
me-oww!
And I require more than 'look I hit slo-mo and he talks funny! Derp!'
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Thanks for saying something.
I didn't, ummm, what was it that I didn't do??
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Stumped.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
..but probably just sleep deprivation.
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