All-night Campout at Sarah Palin Book Signing
By scarce Saturday Nov 21, 2009 12:00pmPlunderbund takes you to cold and rainy Dublin Ohio at midnight to see the saddest people on planet Earth, those that camp out all-night just to get an autographed copy of Sarah Palin's book. Hilarity ensues.
Warning--video slightly nsfw.
Meanwhile in Noblesville, Indiana fans who waited all day to get their books signed were less than pleased when Palin just left without signing their copies.
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"Did ya vote for GWB? 'Yes' OK then, you can't have your country back because you fucked it up..." Awesome. Exactly.
Fuck all of you. You dumbasses aren't worthy of a country.
Does this now make Palin a 'celebrity' like they accused Obama of being?
Those people are just practicing living on the street for when Palin becomes president.
How come she can't sign everyone's books. Oh...she's rationing, now.
What a great video... "you can't have your country back" Awesome
I wonder why that is so??
count graduating at the bottom of their highschool class as their top academic achievement for their miserable and irrelevant lives.
Talk about a waste of space and oxygen.
"Sarah connects with people."
"She says what I'm thinking."
Listen to these people. She DOES say what they are thinking. THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
by stating that she is a "journalist." Obvious sign of guilt. I'll bet she's a journalist at the "West Bummfuck Weekly." She covers church suppers.
Whenever a church holds a spaghetti supper, it is a secret Flying Spaghetti Monster meeting.
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http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/arti...
are you mark mothersbaugh?
Tuna casserole and Chef Boyardee spaghetti?
And for desert a cube of shimmering green lime jello with one grape and one marshmallow inside on a bed of wilted lettuce?
The sparkling grape juice!
"Blessed are the noodly believers,
for theirs is the tomatoey dominion.
Blessed are they who are pirates,
for they shall sail the meaty ocean in the hereafter.
Blessed are they who take Ramenunnion,
for they partake of the body and blood of our most Holy FSM.
Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for spaghetti,
for they shall be satisfied.
Blessed are the midgits,
for they shall obtain coupons for BOGO spaghetti night.
Blessed are the spaghetti-stained,
for they shall see the Spaghetdeity.
Blessed are the followers,
for they shall be called Pastafarians.
Blessed are they who are persecuted In the name of Spaghetti,
for theirs is the Pirate Ship of heaven."
Ramen
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism explains clearly who the intelligent designer is, and furthermore, unlike the case for god, there is ample experimental proof that spaghetti does actually exist.
http://www.venganza.org/
"Lime Jello Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise!"
Great song - you can google it (I don't know how to do the link thingy)
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Jessica Simpson as! ;)
Or even a Rocket Sturgeon
Which would be a great new cartoon
For the Cartoon Channel
Who go for crappie stuff like that.
nope,,,, just rocket polishers
and these fools are surprised?!
how many morons are in this country!
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and they're durn proud of it! You betcha!
hahahahahahaha
The only surprise is
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 12:20 — lafingas
how many morons are in this country!
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3?
59,934,814.
every one that voted for W a second time!
.. she just quit?
NAAAAW!
The second annual I-quit-erod is upon us again, they must happen twice a year at least.
there at that bookstore! I wonder how many other times they'd been to the bookstore?
A gobsmackingly stupid collection of people! "They're the salt of the earth. You know, morons."
that's the place to go to get good door stops,
When I was little the art and music teacher gave us lessons on civilized behavior at concerts and plays. Despite living through countless concerts where no one knew the rules - those early instructions are simply the way to be civil in a crowd.
The Librarian taught us the rules of libraries and bookstores. I've been really good about those rules all my life. I know to be quiet and let others think and read. I know you never underline or write in library books and you probably shouldn't do it in your own books. I know that you don't riot in a damn bookstore. Not sure where that one came from. However - my bet is - much of the crowd simply didn't know the rules - what with never having been in an actual bookstore before. Sorry - that was childish and vindictive on my part. I need further instruction.
You needn't feel guilty for telling an honest truth.
me too,,,, I confess my sins. Need a plate of spaghetti right now
You may write all you want in your own books. They are YOURS!!! Put notes in them draw diagrams. Reference other authors. When you buy them, use them. They love it.
No Shit Fort Worth?
is how the majority of Repugs look, except some of richer and some of them are dummer.
Looking at how unbelievably stupid these people are, it is easy to understand why this country is in the toilet.
my reaction was, "Bwahahahahahahaha!"
Those are the "real" Americans.
You betcha!
Since he ignored their prayers to have Palin sign their books...
Mabey Jesus doesn't exist?
Hey! Palin stiffed an ENTIRE STATE by resigning her seat before her term was up...and this shocks you dumbshits? You're like people who get a love interest to cheat on their SO, then leave the SO for you, then are STUNNED and FLABBERGASTED your new love cheats on you.
lucky you, you dumbass ingrates. Thanks to asswipes like Palin's handlers and puppetmeisters, millions and millions are disappointed and angry over losing their jobs, homes, cars, seeing the last of their unemployment, not being able to feed their families, having loved ones comin back from 'wars' in boxes...
Freakin shallow assholes.
Soylent Green?
Now with 8 essential vitamins and minerals.
LOL
But it tastes like chicken.
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9M7bsx10I
after not hitting the 1000 goal in Indiana the Palin people reduced the number of people to get books signed to 500
even with a book signing she doesn't follow through
You just know that when Sarah tells this story it will somehow be their fault.
Word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEskm_8crsw
Apologize bitch!
... I wonder if it was the store's idea to have Palin sign 1,000 books (in three hours, that breaks down to about one book every 10 seconds), or if that was typical GOP numberitis (45,000! 50,000! 7,000,000!)?
Did Palin lack the COMMON SENSE to pace herself?
At the same time, I know authors (absent an immediate need to go to the airport for the next leg) who are gracious enough to stay as long as it takes to finish the line if it's been cutoff.
Sarah, it seems, was completely unprepared. What a surprise.
"Sarah was signing books at Barnes & Noble today and she actually had to take a break because she got a cramp in her wink." - Letterman
just because he has a section in his monologue wherein he thoroughly kicks her ass, and the segment "Things More Fun Than Reading Sarah Palin's Memoir"
LOL ! That cracked me up.
Walking into traffic! Hilarious!
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stiffed by Palin.
Purchased Palin's book = dumbass
Stand in line all night in cold rain for Palin = dumbass
Actually wondering why this sociopathic bitch ignored them =dumbasses
Congrats to the guys who filmed this. The "conversation" with the people was masterful.
Red Bull says it all. They are idiots.
response.
Red Bull will give you wings, but they can't guarantee you brains...
Ahahahahaha...great line!
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Give credit when due..... At least subject was standing to give the brain a rest.
The society has failed when so many citizens are so poorly informed.
Public education is reduced for many as only preparation for incarceration if you are black, or the military if you are not.
We have class warfare and the working class is losing badly.
We hear of emerging societies, America is a submerging society.
Alice, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Keep em dumb, then they always vote against their best interest. Not that brilliant really. USA is regressive, not progressive.
It's that the majority of the people in these videos are old enough to have attended public schools before public schools started going down the toilet due to lack of funding.
These people have no excuses. their stupidity, their greed, their maliciousnes....It's all on them.
I retired this past May after teaching social studies for 33 years-geography, ethnic studies, economics, world history, and U.S. History most of the time. The folks in my state send their kids to school, and in most cases, that is all they do. The students saw no need to learn where countries are located, how/why the U.S. government is set up the way it is, the role of European history in shaping the Constitution, how America's history affects the way the world is today, etc. They learned just enough to pass the state-mandated graduation tests. They are heavily influenced by the opinions of their parents and their pastors. I could teach the material, but it seemed as if it made no difference when it conflicted with what they thought they already knew about this country. Few of them had goals that extended beyond following in their parents' footsteps. Trying to tell them of the existence of a world vastly different than the small town in which they lived was like piling up snowballs in hades and hoping against hope that they wouldn't melt in the heat. The ones that left to attend college still clung to what they learned in their churches and homes. And since it was a small town, there was lots of pressure to maintain and pass on the outdated ideas and ways of thinking and living.
What the hell did they think you were there for? Did they think you were making things up? How did their parents justify the fact that you were teaching them something different?
It didn't matter what I taught. They have their alternative explanations and justifications for their positions. No proof needed, just strong emotions. The young lady Norah O'Donnell interviewed in Indiana is the perfect example of the type of folks these people are.
through confrontation?
I would present the facts, they would express their opinions, and I would ask them to support their opinions with facts. This would lead to lots of frustration, but no change in attitude toward the topic under discussion. Ex. They have a very skewed view of Obama, and all the facts about him still didn't change their opinion that he is bad for the country. Really sad.
Good of you to try for all that time.
Very sad that. But true. Lead a horse to water....
I see a few trans-camaros on blocks in this town.. And a smattering of teevee dishes bigger than intellect too.
He was about to retire after 33 years teaching for Columbus Public Schools. He said the deliberate destruction of public education started with the passing of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. If you can't legally discriminate against people you have to find a way to keep them down and keeping them (blacks) ignorant is the way to do it. And the working class white kids? Well according to him they are just the collateral damage.
Well, before I moved to SC I "did" twenty years in Cols, starting in 1970. Yes, there were poor blacks and some issues about the prospect of busing to achieve better racial balance, but one of the poorest areas, The Bottoms, was mostly white refugees from Kentucky and West Virginia. The people from rural areas and the hills didn't seem to assimilate well into urban life. And from what I saw just the other day in the inner city, it appears that they still don't, although I think now there ARE more racial problems than there used to be.
Sorry...dup
Cheezis Jones on a unicycle! These people probably have to work two jobs to pay for the rent of their trailers!
And they're worried about conservative values?!?
You're LIVING the conservative values, you frapping meatheads!
It's the values that take away your rights, your jobs and dictate that you must subsidize frakking billionaires!
These people are beyond stupid.
"She's a REAL PERSON!" WTF does that mean?
Charles Manson is a real person.
calls this behavior Economic Stockholm Syndrome. Very apt, I think.
but I'm still trying to finish "The Shock Doctrine".
Problem with those kinds of books is that I get steamed when I read them and have to read in small doses.
So I tend to read half a dozen books in increments.
One book that I'm reading, "Idiot America" by Charles Pierce - is also appropriate to this situation.
Economic Stockholm Syndrome...yeah; it fits.
and I should probably start on that one soon.
I've read Idiot America.
The only problem is he's not clear on what's a conspiracy, a conspiracy theory, lumps Olbermann and Maddows with limpballs and becky, and although he advocates expertise in subjects doesn't acknowledge the use of "experts" in refuting everything from evolution, the dangers of smoking or global climate change beyond basic peer review.
simplistic, too. Too many books, not enough time to read them all.
and is an easy read.
Also picked up on "The New Atheism" by Victor Stenger and have just finished the forward.
I think I'll really enjoy this one.
Talk about getting angry. And scared. Read a murder mystery while you're reading it for relief.
Actually he did address expertise some, the idea now confusing opinions with them, and essentially making all such views equal through a sense of "balance" or false equivalencies, but there are still too many scientists working where the money is, in corporations, and will use the jargon in refuting findings against them, and will hide their own results upon orders, and probably can't speak out on what they find, because their findings are considered the intellectual property for the corporations they work for.
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 13:03 — That Mick Piobr
Economic Stockholm Syndrome...yeah; it fits.
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I'm still trying to finish The Nichomachean Ethics, The Orestes, Armegeddon 2419 AD, Die Leiden des Jungen Werthers, The Wealth of Nations, The Audacity of Greed, and my Captain Underpants series.
Crazy for God, Right-Wing Women, On the Origin of Species, The Predator State, and a book on Feng Shui.
And of course I just finished The Wimp Factor the other day. :)
I've read Jane Austen, The Decent of Man and A Vindication of the Rights of Women, among other books of that period.
I haven't read though. I did recently finish Frankenstein, which as ya know was written by Mary Wollenstonecraft's daughter.
Actually I have an edition edited by James Reiger that combines the 1818 text with the 1827 annotations and the final 1831 version.
In many ways, I prefer the original, despite some lapses in continuity she fixed later. Frankenstein was less over-idealized as a stand-in for the 1831 late Percy Shelley.
Actually that's why I'm reading Die Leiden des Jungen Werthers, because it was cited along with Paradise Lost (which I read as a teenager, and Volney's Ruins, and Plutarch's Lives (which are on my list), and were all listed as the critter's favorite books.
I've already read some of Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa (Three Books of Occultic Secrets), the edited works of Paracelsus and Albertus Magnus (Boke of Secretes), because they were listed as Frankenstein's favorite works.
I know exactly what you mean. I never could finish reading one of Molly Ivens' books about G.W. I would end up getting angry and throwing it across the room, frustrated that there were so many stupid, idiotic, moronic imbeciles who would vote for that jerkoff once, then, after taking a raping from his administration, turn around and do it again! Damn right they can't have their country back.
that I had an easier time reading her.
The silliness sorta buffered the bad news - for me.
I still miss Molly alot. I loved reading her.
Excellent points.
When I think that 45% of the people in this country still support conservatives after what they did to the once great U.S., I really start to think about other places to live.
These morons are determined to destroy all of us, and they are not going to let anything stop them.
You want your country back? Too bad you fucked it up. Love that line.
And for the 100th time, who the fuck are these dimwits "taking back their country" from? The people who democractically elected the current congress and admin? Fuck these fucking ignorant fucks. Finish HS already. Take a civics class.
palin 2012! Go palin. Think its bad that you didn't get your book signed? What if she were president and getting her to sign a piece of paper would save your life. You fell good about that?
republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness that is killing America!
Who is he trying to be, Michael Moore?
To interview these folks then follow up with the Punked
You F*cked Up stuff was sophomoric.
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Have been doing for thirty years now. It is time they get it thrown back in their face.
maybe you should find a good war to win occasionally because if 2012's
delegates start bending the numbers toward republicans again, this is not your finest hour in the rain in Noblesville either.
with these chuckleheads. Yes, it IS time to throw it back into their faces.
Maybe shaming them will encourage them to listen, for a change.
If nothing else, it's fun and it feels so good!
go back into his editing software to make it look like they were morons when actually they were cold, tired and once they were punked they became confused.
As for feeling good, you already felt good. Remember?
Don't be so anxious to reveal that all is not well.
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Every once and awhile, you'll see some stupid dawg out there runnin around in the rain. Just Luvin it.
But in groups?
smarter.
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like my Aussie used to do. Had a ball.
I guess they missed one of them...
My lab would do a complete back flip to catch a tennis ball. No one ever taught her that--she thought of it herself.
would bite at the waves on the beach in Waukegan.
6 months old. I opened my car door at the edge of the beach and she flew out and ran right into the water chasing a sea gull who was soaring above the water. She finally turned around and came back to me. She certainly took her job as a bird dog seriously.
My Aussie was silly, but he used to herd my two year old son away from the gate to the street -
even though the kid couldn't open it!
than 99.9% of all humans.
We had a dog named Toby who taught himself to knock on the door to be let in.
He would hit the screen door so it would hit the front door. It made a distinctive enough sound that we would yell, "Toby wants to be let in."
When guests were over they would be startled by the sound, but we'd have to explain that our dog wanted in. They'd never believed us until we opened the door, he'd walk in and take a seat.
Fortunately we didn't have to bring him pipe, paper and slippers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ZAISx-jdw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHb7DJDCptA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU
to offend...
The Fecking Country is growing. It's getting more and more populated.
The old government will not work anymore. The government needs to evolve to keep up with the changes.
Not fast enough for my liking.
And these people are just fecking haters.period. stupid ones at that.
Palin and the rest of them keep equating limited government with the size of the government. Not one of their "leaders" has explained that limited government refers not to the size of the government, but to the restraints of checks and balances built into the Constitution to prevent the government from abusing its' powers.
Since Newt was a professor of European History, it seems he would have been more than willing to explain it to them. He knows what it means, but he will not explain it because it's politically expedient for him to keep them in the dark.
and once voters figure out that daddy warbucks government can't bail them out any longer with shell games of tax cuts and trickle down business schemes, the Dems may keep the white house in '12.
Please do not confuse them with historical facts. It will screw up their already scrambled brains.
And they're against those checks and balances when their guy is in charge, unless the opposing party has the Oval Office
Or is that Offal Office?
But my point is, that with the population of the country continually growing, the social programs will need to be expanded.
Social Security, Medicare, and the likes.
I understand the regulatory principles of government. That's something that the GOP has done well enough at eliminating. Or close enough to.
I won't even mention the environment.
the environment that was to pay for itself?
Why wouldn't it?
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marriage counselor at one time???? Oops,,, confused with somebody else. My bad
You fucked up the country and you can't have it back. Truer words have never been spoken.
...............if only she could run a book signing for starters.
Why should they be surprised?
actually came with tents----waitng to spend their cash to make Palin richer---so maybe they weren't surprised. But hey, give 'em their country back anyway.
Big Government for Dummies.
should first name what they read (upon being asked), and not months and months after the fact?
Just sayin...
...her answer when asked about her foreign policy experience. You remember, the answer about being able to see Russia from an island in the Bering Straits?
You and I both live in border states, though our states border different countries, but i think you can relate to my perspective on this, Annaleigh....The Governor of Michigan is in constant contact with the Canadian government in Ottawa, as well as the Ontario provincial government. There are a lot of common interests in trade and water issues. Palin was Governor of the state with the longest boundary with Canada. Everything that doesn't arrive in Alaska via ship or airplane has to cross through Canada....So (rhetorical question follows) WHY DIDN'T THAT IDIOT JUST MENTION DEALINGS WITH CANADA?
is it's own separate country also? (wink)
includes dealing with Mexico. If he'd been able to run for president, that would have been a credential for him. Similarly, Palin could have claimed her dealings with Canada, but I think Russia along with Iran is one of the boogeycountries right now, so she couldn't help herself with that crap.
The Axis of Boogeydom.
:D
....But she NEVER dealt with those countries.
Now maybe she hadn't herself been on an official trade mission to Ottawa...Vancouver...wherever, but at least it's a common thing for the Alaskan government to be in contact with Canadian governmental entities. She could have said, "Well, as Governor I see trade proposals with the Canadian governments crossing my desk." It's a softball for a Governor of a border state, ya know? There's a built-in safe answer for her to give. And she, instead, mentions the visibility of Russia from an Alaskan island that she hasn't visited.....She was holding a pair of fives, and tried to bluff it as if she was holding a full house. She upped the ante and lost more than if she'd just folded.
Russia's a "boogeycountry" right now, Sarah couldn't help but make up a connection to it, no matter how weak it was. I do agree she would have easily helped her case better if she'd said Canada.
a more worthy bunch. I wouldn't walk across my street to watch this babe turn straw into gold. Her admirers should have figured out by now that she is totally undependable. THe rest of us certainly have.
when interview after debate shows voters the difference between her like-ability and her electability.
How can your stilskin by rumpled in perma-press?
How many of those autographed copies are going to show up on Ebay?
I just checked ebay and they're having issues with their search engine. But when I googled "ebay signed palin", I found people are trying to sell the signed book for $100+. Morons.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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