FlackCheck.org, a project of Penn's Annenberg Public Policy Center, released a video spoofing the Republican Primaries on Monday, set to the tune of 'Yankee Doodle' and other classic American songs. Titled 'The GOP (Day Before) Super Tuesday Musical', the video shows animated versions of Republican presidential candidates and takes a sharp knife to the tough primary battle and the candidates themselves.
Romney, Santorum, Gingrich: Since Obama came to town, we all called him a phoney. Now we'll see who voters pick...
Gingrich: ...If it's not me, it's baloney. I'm the most experienced
Romney: I'm a business titan.
Santorum: I'm the guy who's winning states while you're so busy fighting.
Paul: They try to ignore me, but I'm their man, Ron Paul, Ron Paul. The veteran with the hippest fans, Ron Paul, Ron Paul
Santorum: I'm a conservative, a real conservative, hence the gay jihad on my head, it's true.
Gingrich: And your vests aren't cute.
Romney & Gingrich: And voters can't even Google you!
Romney, Santorum, Gingrich: Super PACs let's keep it up, we preach that we despise you, but you say things we cannot.
Romney: You're a corporation, can I buy you?
Romney: Congress reprimanded you...
Gingrich: I'm awesome at debating.
Santorum: You're high-risk and erratic.
Gingrich: So, my best friend was Reagan.
Romney, Santorum, Gingrich: Sigh.
Gingrich: You come from Massachusetts with a doggie your on your roof.
Santorum: You're just like dear Obama, you're liberal and aloof!
Romney: But I did release my taxes.
Gingrich and Santorum: You were asked ten thousand times!
Romney: I don't make much, but if I did, I wouldn't apologize!
Romney, Santorum, Gingrich: Oh, America, we're here to set you free from socialist Obamacare...
Paul: ...and maybe gravity!