South Carolina Republican Caught With 18 Yr. Old Stripper, Sex Toys and Viagra In Cemetery
By Heather Friday Oct 30, 2009 11:00am
Rick Sanchez reports on another Republican sex scandal coming out of South Carolina. Gotta' love that party of "family values".
SANCHEZ: Hey, Roge, let's see how good a move we can make over to the Twitter board real quick, because a lot of people are commenting on this. There it is. Start from the bottom if we can.
Hug bug, "What is in the water in South Carolina?" Now, let's go just above that, where it says, "Another politician with a sex scandal, that is so common nowadays and they're supposed to be role models? Ha!"
We get what you're saying, folks
Let's talk about that. Just last week, I asked this question, what's up with South Carolina Republicans? Beginning with Mark Sanford, the famously wayward governor, why can't they seem to be staying out of trouble these days? There's Governor Sanford, there's Congressman Joe "Big Scream You Lie" Wilson. We just had two county chairmen who essentially said Jews are good with money.
And as if on cue now, we have Roland Corning. Who is Roland Corning, you ask? He's a former state legislator, and as of now, his latest performance, former assistant attorney general. Why?
Get this -- a police report obtained by the "Associated Press" is saying that Corning was questioned by an officer after speeding away from a cemetery with a stripper in his car, and with a bag of sex toys. And with some Viagra, Corning, I should tell you, is 66 years old. According to the police: the stripper, 18 years old. She works, by the way, at an establishment known as the Platinum Gentleman's Club.
According to the report, Assistant Attorney General Corning and the 18-year-old stripper gave conflicting accounts as to exactly what they were doing on Corning's lunch hour? In a cemetery? It states that Corning carried the sex toys, just in case.
Neither Corning nor the stripper was charged with anything. But after word reached his boss, Corning was stripped -- pardon the pun -- of the job he'd had since 2000. I mean assistant attorney general, stripper, sex toys, Viagra, cemetery, don't look good. South Carolina -- again?
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an airport bathroom!
Republicanism is a mental illness.
Mental illness or just plain....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5BnCEPr7cU
thaTS THE DARLING of Nanaimo BC (and Canuckistan) no fair ....
Willie is old enough that Corning could have bought "Crazy" as a teenager.
It's almost Halloween. Things just got out of hand.. :)
I'm gonna become one and move to South Carolina! Health Care can wait.
move of Boeing's plane bizniz to the state...wait til you have to start paying THAT whore to stick around. And even after you do, she may sneak out early on ya...
The 18 year old said the old guy kept muttering something about her giving him a giant "BOEING"
or are you just happy to have not lost your luggage?"
He might just be wishing he'd lost his luggage before the state patrol found out just what was in it. Whatever is in the water in SC seems to interact only with Republi-con DNA...
giant "BOEING"
Was it that plane to see?
That was BAD. I just scared the cats laughing. For shame. Apologize to my cats.
'hiking the Appalachian Trail' and 'visiting a loved one's grave' or 'going to the cemetery.' Nice euphemisms, SC. Now you can 'land a 787' too.
Maybe he can only land a Cessna. Or one of those little bitty drones.
You know... there are affairs and scandals on the D side, but it takes a special Moral Majority Family Values type of R to come up with this. Let's quickly compare:
Democrat: sex with a staffer, opposite gender, a bit younger.
Republican: sex 18-year-old stripper, opposite gender at least, in a cemetery with a dildo.
Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a rope...
... was into autoerotic asphyxia?
No that's when you suck off a car's exhaust pipe
While it's running.
I had the same thought . . .
They ought to come out with a South Carolina version of Clue.
Senator Thurmond in the back room with a black maid.
Governor Sandford in Argentina with a Hot Tamale.
Asst. Attorney General Corning in the cemetery with toys, blue pills and a bimbo.
Oh, it just writes itself, doesn't it?
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What a sideshow! Those crazy repubs and their sex scandals. I love it!
This isn't news. It's a 'duh' moment.
Really?
I think it goes to show the morals of the republicans of today. They are always ready to tell you they love jesus, god bless america, i love this country. But if you just watch what they do for a little while you soon see what hypocrites they really are. I was not a bill clinton fan. He did many things that I knew were wrong, starting with NAFTA!
I could care less about Monica and what happened between them, it means nothing to me. She was an adult, they knew what they were doing, it was their decision, it was none of your or my business!
But we listened to years of horse shit, about the blue dress and impeachment, from a bunch of holy er then thou lowlife scumbag hypocrites! It is what they were then it is what they are today! Lowlife scumbag lying hypocrites! Now I am done with sugar coating for the sorry excuses for human beings. This is how it is and you should always remember that republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness!
Near Halloween? Kinky.
At least she was of legal age.
We have to give the guy credit for being with a girl.
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Are you anti-LGBT biased? (JK)
As if - he should be charged as a john either way - we know it was a . . .er . . business deal
ZOMG - they keep this up and people wil start moving there!
I haven't read much but I ssume he was:
A good church going upstanding citizen etc. etc.
If hypocrisy killed- wait that is too close to calling for violence.
You'll need a passport.
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I drive a Taurus and I don't like the Honda Passport . . .
I'm sure it was true love, and he was speeding home to introduce 'Bambi' to mom!
Legal, female, non-elicit drugs, sex toys that can be purchased in most states.
Sorry Heather--B-material...
It's sad when this is kinda weak, for a Republican sex scandal.
Of course, if this was a Democrat, it would be all over Faux News. Hmmmm, thinking of that, we should keep an eye on Cluster Fox and see if they mention this, but put a "-D" after his name "by accident".
Your wish may soon be granted...
The necro fetish angle is pretty old hat these days.
You gotta love those "Family Values" Republicans. It's not the act ... it's the hypocrisy.
Isn't that the way all 66 year old men spend their lunch hour? Drive to the cemetery, get a young stripper, some sex toys, viagra and go crazy. I thought that was what brown bagging it meant.
The guy was just too cheap. How much is a no-tell hotel in that part of the country?
Lock the door and there would be nothing to talk about.
on a budget. Quiet, cops rarely show up, long hours, good cover. Trust me, I've used them MANY times...
Everything in me wishes you hadn't shared that detail with the class. ;)
"Happy Father's Day" calls and requests for child support from your lawyer...
Oh let's not get all crazy now. My lawyer isn't your son, at least not as far as I know.
LOL...
Hasn't everyone gone bonin' in the boneyard at least once?
It's just so much more special when a 60 year old Republican politician does it.
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While alternately popping Viagra and Nitroglycerine.
Or before he has a stroke.
is much better.
than out getting us bidness...
or W. Bush "Now watch this drive!"
Beside being a republican?
The hypocrisy of the "Family Values" crowd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVlPzTPLC4M
Apparently the crime was speeding/fleeing from an officer according to the police report, but the part that is most disgusting is the hypocrisy and misuse of public trust.
All I'd trust this guy to do is his job. Since he wasn't at work, what possible effect could this have on my life? Nada. Thank you. Next story...
BECAUSE he tried to use his position to get out of a jam.
From AP article:
As I commented the other day, "I don't care about the sexual exploits of consenting adults, but I do care about public officials thinking their position gives them a pass."
Just like you were forgiving of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, right Samdog?
Regina Benjamin confirmed as Surgeon General.
Returning you to the tabloids 3-2-1…
Good for her!
Y'all just found out?
Actually the confirmation of the surgeon general came just in time.
Now they can issue a new warning:
Warning, the Surgeon General has determined that boinking teenagers in graveyards can be hazardous to your political life.
About damn time.
will this get on that "fair and balanced" fox media?.........i doubt it. SOME how... some way this will be obama's fault.
I will never be able to look at a cemetery the same way again!! Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN!!
Cemeteries breathe life into tourism
At first glance, the idea of graveyard tourism may seem ghoulish. But for visitors who seek out headstones, this sort of destination travel is about more than death and grief-seeking. It can entertain and even inspire. FULL STORY
http://www.quirkytravel.com/highgate2.jpg
but we moved West before I could even form a memory of South Carolina.
Thank you Mom & Dad!
Not much difference--just a few hundred miles...
"We just had two county chairmen who essentially said juices are good with money."
Heh, heh. Good typo.
I just have one question regarding details. Where were they going to shower afterwards? I mean all that "playing with toys" and all was sure to work up a sweat.
I mean - they would have listed baby-wipes and other toiletries I'm sure.
Oh hum, another day, another Republican sex scandal.
Democrats are just not as creative and horny as Republicans, so they have no good scandals to get caught in.
Greedy...
Sex in the cemetery is one way of getting a stiffy.
Sex in the Cemetery, sounds like the title for a new show on Fox.
Sementarry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyC0X1z4J0U
the latest hot cocktail, pun somewhat intended.
I think it already happened. Have you ever had a Zombie cocktail? A couple of those and you might as well be dead, at least you'll wish you were the next morning.
*rimshot*
Better a rimshot than a rimjob?
Depends on where you're sitting?
Found in cemetery with sex toys including a six foot long dildo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tic3VLZl3wM
Just when you think these repressed Republicans can't out kink or out perv themselves....they do. :D
I can easily see this thread evolving into the "Where was the weirdest place you ever had sex?" thread.
the Bob Eubanks clip in 3, 2, 1 ...
Eubanks:
Where was the weirdest place that you ever had sex?
Husband:
In da Butt
Wife:
Say what?
And what would motivate an 18 year old girl to take this job?
It's the Economy Barrack!
Wow! It took you this long to get some blame tossed on the President? Dude, you're losing your touch.
requires their girls to be at least 21...
girl?
I'd be freaked out if that were me, and I'm ten years this girl's senior. So I can only imagine what she thinks of that ol' perv...
*shuddering*
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Sex in a cemetery.
Puts a brand new spin on boner.
Didn't you mean Boehner?
He bonered good.
Did you see the pumpkin Colbert carved out of canned pumpkin? He said it looked like Boehner only not as orange.
Bone yard full of stiffs?
See, if *I* had done this, it would totally have been in line with both my morals, and my public persona. Not that I need Viagra *shifty eyes*. When these "god fearin' Christian types" do this it's a completely different matter...
Don't worry though, he'll pray and Jesus will help him, as his wife publicly forgives him for his transgressions.
That's the beautiful thing about being Christian, it's a fix-all when you get in trouble!
Kinda like WD-40 and duct tape?
Jesus is pretty much spiritual duct tape... That's a very good analogy...
Thank you. I pride myself on being mundane, but once in a while I slip a little.
Not a bobby pin, huh?
soon the could have a (r) lawmaker charity calendar. ENsign-R would be the main feature of course for the calendar of hypocrites.
Where can I get me 1 of them 18 year old strippers?
Don't worry I am registered Independent.
Try the baby-sitters club.
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I thought I heard baby-strippers club?
(Okay - EW!)
Well,the stripper for starters.
She didn't have dirt all over her and was partially decomposed
I loooove that musk you're wearing honey.
I love the smell of embalming flood in the morning and at noon too.
...
Okay, that went way over my head. Does it have to do with my dad being an embalmer? To be very honest I can recall exactly what embalming fluid smelled like and in those days, it wasn't good. I don't know how the chemicals have changed over the years.
Glad you don't have memories of the smell.
Hopefully your dad's cells don't remember the effects either... :)
She won a Composure Award from Miss. Yardley's School for Ghouls.
Maybe the word is composture?
Than would wooden clothespins be needed
For the nose too and not just the nipples and nazzes?
surprised someone hasn't made a board game like this yet...
Sarah Palin did it in the forest with her "Bushmaster".
Larry Craig did it in the master bathroom with the...um, gosh, I don't know the slightest thing about men's shoes!
lol
Men's shoes have tongues.
:D
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stuff Republican after all!
Cause he was trying to stuff a stiffy somewhere.
:P
I heard Todd quit drilling the in badlands?
per engagement, you'd make friends with Mr. Handypants, too.
Corruption and Liars? Fashioned after Chutes and Ladders.
myself. Chutes and Ladders was always too hard. Like chess.
If you keep the pieces out of orifices from which they don't belong...
Go Directly to Jail!
You have been caught in a police sting while getting a blow job in a cemetery. You picked the location, hoping the residents wouldn't notice.
Go Directly to Jail!
"..caught in a police sting while getting a blow job in a cemetery."
That is definitely going to look bad on his resume.
This is an AWESOME idea - I hope someone runs with it.
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They sure love their tricks, and they can't get it up without their treats.
Yo Thugs: Ask your doctor about Viagra. It's not as hard as you think!
the underage tail was he? This seems to be a popular local pastime.
Is there a reason why you haven't corrected the "...juices are good with money." quote yet?
I saw the clip and thought he said "jews" not "juices".
And of course one is correct and one is surreal.
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This is a super important story as opposed to health care and wars and stuff.
We had a story about the war in Afghanistan here today. There are a mulitude of stories every day here regarding health care and I believe this story seriously qualifies as "stuff". Plus, just wait until you refresh your screen on the C&L homepage, there is a new post about health care.
Thanks sweetheart, I can read AND I know how to scroll through the website.
Well, I'm just so happy for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfuRz1w_8ss
I could not help but notice, POP, that your comment started out with "We had a story...". Are you a member of the C&L team? I have not noticed any articles by you posted here.
[No she's not, but like you, a long time poster. I find it rather childish of you to come back over 7 hours later to snipe-Sitemonitor]
Sorry it took me 7 hours, but I have a business to run. I do not have the luxury of hanging out 24/7. It upsets me that more comments are posted on these types of threads than WAY more important issues. Thanks for setting me straight though. Peace.
Republican sex scandals every other week? Wow! No wonder they're not making more progress. They're frickin' exhausted!!
Yet another hater republican getting caught..
They are the party of no...unless it`s a stripper, sex toy, or a cemetery!!!!
You mean to tell me that a GOP member was caught in the act of lewd sexual michief with... with... a .... with a WOMAN ?! AAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!
He's late. He's straight. Get used to it.
For an erection lasting less than 4 hours call your embalmer immediately.
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