Real Time: The Hard Core Republican Base Is Like A Stalker-Rejection Just Makes Them Crazier
By Heather Saturday Nov 08, 2008 3:02pm
From Real Time Nov. 7, 2008. New Rules.
And finally New Rule, now that you've lost Republicans have to agree not to waste everyone's time spending the next four years screaming for investigations of Barack Obama over made up bulls#*t. Let's not kid ourselves. The hard core Republican base is like a stalker. Rejection just makes them crazier. You think Matt Drudge was a vindictive p#%ck before. His headline Wednesday morning was Senior Citizen and Woman Beaten By Black Man. [...] And wait till you see Ann Coulter's new book How to Field Dress a Liberal.
You know there's loyal opposition and then there's just opposition. Let's not do the 90's again except for the part where we have peace and prosperity. You know there was an entire industry back then dedicated to making Bill Clinton's life miserable over expensive hair cuts and old land deals and the Lincoln Bedroom and getting blown. But this ain't the 90's.
We've got two wars, a melting planet and the only thing keeping the economy from total collapse is Sarah Palin's shopping sprees. But you know what phrase I don't want to hear used frivolously for the next four years whenever Barack Obama forgets to put the kids in the car seat? Disrespect for the rule of law. Dick Cheney ordered prisoners tortured by name. That ship has sailed.
I don't want to hear Sean Hannity say that "Barack Obama announced that his daughters will be getting a puppy. A puppy from where? Probably a chihuahua that came in from Mexico illegally. And how do we know this isn't a dog that pals around with terriers?
You know when Obama starts a preemptive war and then f%#ks it up and makes torture our official policy and outs a CIA agent and purges US Attorneys and tries to put his cleaning lady on the Supreme Court and doesn't act on global warming and appoints at the head of FEMA an ex-d*#do salesman who was his college roommate, you know, that kind of stuff, believe me I'll be with you.
But until then I don't want to see Republicans freaking out if Obama isn't singing the National Anthem loud enough or they find out he gets his suits made in France. If he puts a moon roof in the Presidential limo, he's not making himself Fuehrer. He's just trying to get the smell of stupidity out of the seats. And mostly I don't want to hear about ACORN. Your guy lost by eight million votes. Just because you don't know any black people doesn't mean they don't exist.
So that's it. No Special Prosecutors. No trumped up investigations. If Republicans who really want to look into something for the next four years, my suggestion, try a mirror.






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I tried to listen to limpballs back in the early 1990s but I just couldn't do it!
When he gave one of his ignorant rants he ended by telling the listeners he was imparting this information to you with superior intelligence on loan from GOD!
I could never get over how much he seemed to believe the bullshit he was saying.
He would shred him a la Fargo.
He's evil -- he has no sense of right or wrong -- but ultimately he's meaningless. The moment he stops breathing he'll be forgotten.
The challenge for Obama is to satisfy his power base (big corporations and Wall Street) and yet satisfy the peasants.
I'm going to wait to see.
But I know one thing: Obama wants two terms.
It's possible Barrack really does care about the underclass. We'll see, he does have a way of seeming genuine. I think that's the best shot a highly corporatized society has anymore.
a peasant? Who do you think you are?
You need some perspective buddy. Seriously. Why don't you volunteer in a homeless shelter or a food pantry until Thanksgiving. They you'll know what your giving thanks for.
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I do need some perspective.
I've scraped bottom.
I've been in war -- Viet Nam.
Holy shit. I need perspective.
When I see homeless vets I give them money - I take food to the homeless shelter. I have a brother - deeply depressed, indigent and homeless living in my house and it's no picnic and also very expensive. We need to help each other in times like this. We could lose our own home in the next few months. Perhaps I misunderstood your use of the word peasants - I'd like to think so - but we need to help where we can - respectfully.
Best of luck to you.
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I've heard/read more than one pseudoliberal bitch about big corporations being the evil of all evils. Let's hear your plan for how they should be controlled within the current legal and tax system. Be realistic and specific. The floor is yours.
Capital gains tax.
Oh, and here's another.
Close offshore tax loopholes.
Retroactive taxation on the rich - taking back all the money Bush stole.
He literally stole 2.1 trillion from working American's, and gave 90% of it to people who were already millionaires.
Time for them to give it back. It will also be a great downpayment on getting people wroking again on roads, schools, hospitals, and other vital infrastructure.
No, he's a rightwing authoritarian. One of their SOPs is taking advantage of suckers. Limbaugh's show is a prime example.
Maher's right - he's a stalker - they all are.
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darn it.
Here you go - I found it on Youtube for you - it's great - you have to see it.
I can't get a lot of their videos either since the face-lift here. They don't post links unfortunately.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHu4p-yb0pc
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for all those great links. Maher is always fun to watch.
need to go back to their trailers and fade away. rush can console them, for they won't be part of things for a while, if ever again.
Kyl issues warning to Obama on Supreme Court appointments
After howling about ideological litmus tests for judicial nominations for the last eight years, Republicans are promising their own and Obama and the new Congress haven't even assumed power yet.
No more gentlemen's filibusters! Come on, Harry Reid, if the fuckers want to play this way, force them to talk 'til they drop. Make them go on record, and talk for hours and hours and hours about how they hate freedom and unenumerated rights. When they fall over, vote.
always seemed to me to be the rational response to a filibuster. Why not? If you think the legislation you favor is worth it have a couple cups of coffee.
Fuck that idiot Kyl. After Franken and Begich win, the right wing morons in the Senate won't be able to stop anything! Boo-freaking-hooo!
What most don't understand is that Rush and the others do not have any real ideas or beliefs. They only do it for the $$$$$$$. If they could make more $$$$ taking the other side they would be there in a a New York minute.
How much do you think it costs to support his Viagra and oxy cotin habits? Be real - he needs the dough. And he has to go overseas to find the fine selection or young boys he prefers as well. Give the guy a break here.
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spot-on with his last New Rule of the night. The sad thing is, these assholes have already started. I listen to Limbaugh every day, it's kinda like comedy to me, and he's done nothing but trash "The Messiah" since the election. The thing that frightens me is that people actually believe what these guys say.
. . . this will only emphasize to others how true Maher's comments are. Silence would be a mistake.
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The morons who believe these idiots are so long gone they don't matter. They are the cluelessly stupid who also watch Beck, Fox, Savage and all the other right wing carnival barkers, and voted McCain/Palin. Their numbers are only going to DROP significantly from their landslide defeat numbers on Tuesday!
In a few years, they, along with the corporate MSM - will be a punchline in the American political dialogue.
"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! . . . And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough . . . the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! . . . What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.' Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer . . . LET'S DO IT!" - Bluto, ANIMAL HOUSE [1978]
Classic, and Inspiring.LOL!
These guys actually set the American way. It was lost for awhile.
History repeats it's self.
I can't go on, toooooooooo hammered.:)
Adios folks, Be well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI
"Germans?....Let him go, he's on a roll"....:)
Ok, let's give those talking-poops something to talk about as well as do our civic duty to America and the American way:
Arrest Karl Rove for contempt of Congress. Convict him and jail him.
Investigate Bush,Cheney,Rumsfelt and Rice for High Treason. It's our duty to protect America and Americans from terrorism. And convict and prosecute'em if they are guilty. That should take four years. A good Attorney General should be able to do that. Call Bugliosi.
That'll give those "entertainers" something to KEEP THEM BUSY!
THAT'S what I call a Plan!
My husband and I were talking about this today. We want to see an investigation as well. Bush should be tried for acts of terrorism.
We'd like to think that this isn't happening yet because Bush would unilaterally pardon them all. Hopefully we'll see it after January 20th.
I wonder if a president can pardon himself for past crimes or even for future prosecutions/indictments?? Christ, we're getting into legal/logical moebius strips here!!!
how you think. Prosecute these creeps and keep comedians busy at the same time. It's a win-win situation.
Snap...snap...You go goy!
wants a better America.
What is a better America?
I say:
no war
better economy
rising middle class
Don't the poor ever get a break.
so do the poor.
I've been there.
I was reading in the Dallas Morning Nudes today about how the whores in Nevada brothels are complaining that the sagging economy is hurting their business.
And I was all like, "What, they want Viagra for the economy?"
all the same.
Although, I prefer women who sell themselves.
You're a fan of sarah palin?
You need the to yank the other lever to vote.
and voted (meaninglessly) for Nader.
Who is correct on every issue.
I voted for Barack Obama. I was seriously considering Brian Moore (Socialist), but I always said if it looked close I'd go for the Democrat, whoever it was.
I was for Edwards, because I liked his old school populism, and being Southern seems to help in elections (Carter and Clinton were both southerners, but it didn't seem to help Gore.) Then I was for Hillary, because her health plan was to cover everyone, whilst Obama's was children only.
Now with the Viagra needing economy that may be sacrificed.
I heard about you on the radio! They said that there would be people like you just doing what you do---just kept switching. U will not see the train not with all that fog going in and out of you mind. HE STOLE THE SHOW and we now do not have a choice but to see the cows come to roost
Throw in a little Chomsky, Vidal and Zinn for intellectual support and you've got about a realistic and accurate description of US politics and history as you could find.
But you voted and that's what is important.
I do wish Nader was committed enough to the idea of a genuine third party that he would spend time and effort on helping to develop them the remaining 3 years and 9 months out of every four year cycle that he's not running for president.
You know - doing something that's genuinely helpful to the cause.
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I just wonder how long you will keep you name
The re-Thugs should have held their convention in Vegas. I heard that the red-light business was stunningly wonderful during the MN convention.
If you can connect the idea of "stunningly wonderful" to a re-Thuglic having sex that is.
Personally, I can't . . . .
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Or if you can connect the idea of "stunningly wonderful" to buying and selling people, the rape of children, and torture.
Personally, I can't.
At least we have a voice this time around. In the 90's we did not. Also - in retrospect we'll all see that completely for what it was. F**king Bull Shit. We won't let them roll over us in the same way this time around.
And we DO have a mandate. Everyone knows how bad the re-Thugs SUCK now. The people gave them a great big middle finger last tuesday.
All the WHINING in the world by idiots like this won't make a real difference. It'll only be them throwing tantrums.
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I've never liked the idea the Dems are the "mommy" or female party and right wingers get to be the masculine or "daddy party". Whoever decided that must have been a conservative, pretty clever but total bullshit. I hope this stereotype can be broken with a strong Democrat as president who will offer masculine but thoughtful leadership founded on democratic principles that predate any "conservative" rethug ideas.
It was about the klan. Very interesting. One part in particular was how the klan got into politics using the republican party, the party more in line with their beliefs, in the 1920s. They basically took over the state of Indiana even managing to take the governor's office. They made their republican candidates sign loyalty oaths to the klan, sound familiar? They were eventually brought down because their governor basically kidnapped and raped a woman who then later died because of the ordeal. Before she died though, she wrote and signed an affidavit of what happened to her. And to think the republicans are still trying to say MLK was a republican and the republicans are the ones to thank for civil rights for blacks.
Did they mention that the Klan started as a college party prank? Some southern fraternity got drunk, dressed up as ghosts to scare the newly freed blacks. From all accounts it worked, although masked strangers on your property would spook anyone.
But almost immediately they became political.
Funny thing is one of the most liberal justices on the Supreme Court, Hugo Black, was a member of the klan. Where he came from the klan practically ran the town, so he joined out of practicality for his career. He claimed that he often got black defendents off because southern juries saw him as one of them.
He wrote various decisions that got state run prayers and religious programs out of school, always carried a copy of the constitution on him. But to his detriment although he agreed to the damage award he refused to fault anyone--lest of all the military--for Korematsu v the United States. In the 1970's he tended to support the police.
I loved the line about the moonroof in the limo. Obama put it in to get the stupid out. LMAO!
I think you're talking about the Hard Core Republican Elite. The Base is the Low Information Peons that The Elite such as Hannity and Limbaugh dupe into going against their own best interests with all the Flag Waving and Jingo. The Elite could not survive as a Party without Jacking up the easily swayed sheep-like Base.
Bill Maher at his best.
the so-called journalists in the MSM had any sense of objectivity and even honesty, they would use any one of Maher's clever observations as a preamble to their question instead of letting - ad nauseam -- hysterical lunatics like -- well, you know who and the list is long -- spew their lies and hate-filled "observations". But, of course, the journalists are in on the scam and the citizen has to turn to the satirists like Maher, Stewart and even Letterman ("And, tell me, Senator McCain, didn't you attend a fund-raiser in Gordon Liddy's living room?") for the come-uppance that these pricks deserve.
somebody's got to do it. We are lucky to have great comedians who are unafraid of them.
He was a comedian sadly taken from us well before his time.
The xtian fundies and repugs got a rare break when he passed on.
Maher's correct about Acorn - He doesn't mention that all the Acorn stuff was BS to begin with - but as he says - the vote-margin was pretty massive and that dog won't hunt even with their trumped up charge of voter fraud.
Maher's One comment -
-- is brilliant. And it probably about covers the reality for a lot of re-Thugs.
Dems are in awe because he won - and, by the way, he's black.
re-Thugs are in awe because he's black - and he won!
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He is so right these republican nuts are just rediculous
http://www.barackobamacans.blogspot.com/
Bill Maher hits it out of the ballpark again.
I used to work in broadcasting... back when there really WAS a federal Fairness doctrine. The strongest effect that I can remember was that if you interviewed one candidate at length on your local news program... you better interview the others too. Also, if you AGVE free airtime to one party or candidate... you better give equal airtime to the other(s.)
This simple idea SCARES THE BE-JESUS out of hannity and rush. It's their GREATEST nightmare... that they might be FORCED, LEGALLY to present and FAIR AND BALANCED use of FEDERALLY LICENSED AIRWAVES. If they can't do that... then they would be forced to go to COMMERCIAL SATELLITE program delivery. That way, THE DITTO HEADS and HANNITIZED NINCOMPOOPS would have to PAY for program delivery.
On that SNL presidential special.
He was given a several minute talking head to the camera spot.
What is a two minute chat/advert worth to a politician, Obama didnt get the same treatment from NBC.
Despite having a complete propaganda-like monopoly of the airwaves for 30 years, all the republican's could manage to do was become a small minority party.
Hannity and Rush are terrified now; because they know they have maxed out the racist imbecile crowd, and any type of "fairness" on the airwaves would crush them and their corporate masters for good!
Not only should Bush, Cheney and Rumpfeld be sent to the Hague but these hatemongers should be sued for libel and inciting violence. In Rwanda certain radio stations were found guilty of mobiling people to violence. These assholes are doing the same thing. Maybe we should look into their culpability in perpatrating the Iraq War lies.
The cynical politicians have used these media sluts to do whatever they think necessary to get a vote. Now that the election is over the cynics go back to thier darkened rooms to sleep in their coffins. However, they have planted the seeds of fear and loathing and they can't be easilly "unplanted"
is a twice convicted drug felon.
Once for illegally possessing Oxycontin, second for smuggling illegal Viagra through customs when coming back from the Dominican Republic (popular sex tourism hotspot).
Hes a lying Republican hypocrite.
For this guy? Can Obama use him as a speech writer? Bill Maher knows how to turn a phrase and stick it to anyone who just doesn't make sense. His ability to point out the ridiculous and ironic with comedic genius is unsurpassed.
Maher is brilliant and his writers are not too shabby either. I always especially look forward to the plays-on-words at the bottom of the screen during New Rules.
No one would have ever heard of Ann Coulter except for the fact that Bill Maher gave her a soapbox on his old show on a broadcast network, because he wanted to have sex with her.
are stroking out over a black man elected president in a landslide. If Bill was after Coulter's sex it was only until he realized Coulter is a male. Check out his adams apple sometime. These people are going the way of the dinosaur, which should actually be their party mascot.
They are stalkers all right - in the Glenn Close Fatal Attraction "I will not be ignored" sort of way. There is a co-dependancy here: the rightist pundits need adulation, and their adulators are too incomplete not to need them in their lives. A dangerous combination.
Im guessing their reaction wasnt because they didnt get the joke, but because they thought it was an actual drudge headline.
There are many of us who say, "HOW DID WE GET TO PICKING THE CHOICE OF THESE TWO?" I must admt Palin looks pretty good but not good enough to make it there. Biden is the one we should be afraid of--- McCain, well what can I say, "He is getting old by the minute. O'BAMA, who is he and why is he hiding the pieces of his life?
WHY should we be afraid of Biden? Explain.
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