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November 27, 2008 05:01 PM

The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Suit

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By Heather

From The Onion:

The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving.

Tags: fake news, George W. Bush, Pardon, Satire, scooter libby, The Onion
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Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture
There are many more turkeys…
Alice X - Choms... — 11/27/08 5:26pm

There are many more turkeys where that one came from.

statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

Jo's picture
Yup
Jo — 11/27/08 5:43pm

They are as numerous as the bats in Dracula's Y fronts.

ysbaddaden's picture
Re: The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Suit
ysbaddaden — 11/27/08 5:52pm

What was boosh doing in a giant turkey suit?

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Jo's picture
Is that man
Jo — 11/27/08 6:06pm

holding the turkey Bill Buckley?

Wire Paladin's picture
Better check what that pardon says
Wire Paladin — 11/27/08 6:24pm

"I hereby pardon George Jeebus Bush, from all sins and crimes against humanity."

curtilingus's picture
I wish they had pardoned the turkey I ate tonight
curtilingus — 11/27/08 7:02pm

It was a processed roll of turkey at a buffet, with frozen peas, vile stuffing, canned yams and crap fixins.

All for 25.95 per person!

I'm sure Hometown Buffet would have been better.

If you ate dinner at home tonight, be thankful.

miss_kitty's picture
That's sad
miss_kitty — 11/27/08 7:06pm

I hate it when good food is rendered unpalatable on normal days.

I have a perfect little goat cheese pizza from Trader Joe's and a Stella Artois. Gonna pop the pizza in the oven now. It'll be ready in under 10 minutes.

Mmmmm. Pizza.

me-oww!

wisedup's picture
warning
wisedup — 11/27/08 8:03pm

I might kill for a goooood pizzzza,you have been warned!..lol..did you notice bush's face...I bet he was thinking he was that turkey for pardon reasons. (that was dick chaney in the turkey suit thinking the same thing.

miss_kitty's picture
mmm yummmm
miss_kitty — 11/27/08 8:19pm

mmm.

me-oww!

Bigmama's picture
Very cute
Bigmama — 11/27/08 7:57pm

Did you notice one of the girl scouts mentioned that the turkey said a bad word?

I can smile at this joke but I can't really laugh - the irony is too thick.

gonbald's picture
all those turkeys are
gonbald — 11/28/08 5:11am

members of the repugnican party

Kathleen's picture
Plame should Sentence Libby
Kathleen — 11/28/08 1:15pm

What a "just" country we live in. Where a bunch of thugs in the Bush administration can coordinate the outing of a CIA undercover agent whose job it is is to follow the path and sales of WMD's and purposely out her and undermine U.S. National Security...and not be held accountable. (Rove, Fleisher, Armitage, Cheney, etc)

But if you grow marijuana, steal from a gas station you could do 30 years in prison.

Just why would anyone including our Reos wonder why there is so much dis respect for this system.

newmoon's picture
I hope the CIA just takes care of this themselves.
newmoon — 11/28/08 3:01pm

Justice.

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