The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Suit
By Heather Thursday Nov 27, 2008 5:01pmFrom The Onion:
The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving.
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There are many more turkeys where that one came from.
They are as numerous as the bats in Dracula's Y fronts.
What was boosh doing in a giant turkey suit?
holding the turkey Bill Buckley?
"I hereby pardon George Jeebus Bush, from all sins and crimes against humanity."
It was a processed roll of turkey at a buffet, with frozen peas, vile stuffing, canned yams and crap fixins.
All for 25.95 per person!
I'm sure Hometown Buffet would have been better.
If you ate dinner at home tonight, be thankful.
I hate it when good food is rendered unpalatable on normal days.
I have a perfect little goat cheese pizza from Trader Joe's and a Stella Artois. Gonna pop the pizza in the oven now. It'll be ready in under 10 minutes.
Mmmmm. Pizza.
I might kill for a goooood pizzzza,you have been warned!..lol..did you notice bush's face...I bet he was thinking he was that turkey for pardon reasons. (that was dick chaney in the turkey suit thinking the same thing.
mmm.
Did you notice one of the girl scouts mentioned that the turkey said a bad word?
I can smile at this joke but I can't really laugh - the irony is too thick.
members of the repugnican party
What a "just" country we live in. Where a bunch of thugs in the Bush administration can coordinate the outing of a CIA undercover agent whose job it is is to follow the path and sales of WMD's and purposely out her and undermine U.S. National Security...and not be held accountable. (Rove, Fleisher, Armitage, Cheney, etc)
But if you grow marijuana, steal from a gas station you could do 30 years in prison.
Just why would anyone including our Reos wonder why there is so much dis respect for this system.
Justice.
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