Michele Bachmann: It's Almost Like I Have Personal Stalkers, Only They Have TV Shows
By Heather Thursday Oct 08, 2009 5:00pm
Another one of both Michelle Bachmann and Bill O’Reilly’s finer moments on Fox Noise. O’Reilly can’t understand why everyone is “after” poor little old Michele Bachmann and says she’s second only behind Sarah Palin in “far left angst” and asks Bachmann why the left is “after her”.
Bachmann: You know, it’s an interesting phenomenon, I think it happened with the competing cable networks who’ve taken an interest in me, and it’s only grown and so now it’s almost like I have personal stalkers, only they have TV shows. So it’s kind of an interesting phenomenon.
So who’s stalking you Michele? Chris Matthews? I would suspect he’ll have something to say about this on his show tomorrow.
While trying to rationalize Bachmann’s arguments on why the left doesn’t like her, Bill-O throws this one out there.
O’Reilly: Do you think, and this is an off the wall question and I’m telling the audience that it’s just something that occurred to me. Both you and Sarah Palin are good looking women. I mean you’re attractive, young… relatively young women, who other women can identify with. You’re a mom, a wife, you had a private sector job. I think that’s it. I think that the success of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann drive the far left crazy because you don’t fit, they don’t like what you believe in, but you, but you can attract others to listen to you. I think that’s what’s going on.
Yeah, that's it Bill. The left hates Palin and Bachmann because you think they're hot. And they're successful. What liberal woman could ever relate to that? And mothers...gasp. What liberal woman could relate to that either? And they had jobs... Oh my goodness what liberal woman could ever relate to another woman that had a job?
And you'd better watch it Michele or you might be getting a phone call from O'Reilly wanting you to talk dirty to him on the phone. (Warning, link definitely not safe for work.)
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Does anyone really need any more proof? The modern day republican/conservatives are stark raving mad! Do they ever listen to what they say? It has been very evident for a long time but it became full blown in your face lying and ideocy and turned into full blown psychosis during bush II.
At this time I think the only fact that can be drawn from every thing that has happened is republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness. How can we help these poor dangerous fools?
republican rehab?
How much did O'Reilly have to pay to settle the stalking case his former intern brought? Let's read those love notes again Bill.
... to learn the difference between a loofah and a falafel.
but, he'd gladly pay that much again for a chance to look up Bachmann's sweater. I'm sure he had to sit behind that desk for about 15 minutes after her segment before he could stand up.
little blue pill. ;o}
The lord will protect her from the crazies.
Angst. Heh.
More like hysterical laughter and incredulity. Every time she speaks in public, it strikes us as so astonishing that someone can be that deluded and wacky.
She really ought to drop the whole politics thing and just have a TV talk show. No guests, just her stream of unconsciousness. We could all 'stalk' her and laugh ourselves silly every night.
in her district who return her to office!!
Give the
peopledipshits what they want!crazy meeter is pegged.
If you along the highways in Bachman territory at least 3 out of every 4 billboards are anti-abortion billboards or Rush Limbaugh/Sean Hannity promo billboards. This should give you an idea of the demo in that area.
doesn't every single elected office come with "personal stalkers" in a free country? they're called the media and no, they aren't there to make your job easy, even when the news source might be sympathetic to a politician's cause. it comes with the job for every politician. no exceptions.
Sounds about right. Bachmann goes on TeeVee and spews idiocy, then then cries stalking if anybody else on TeeVee listens. Well, why was she there then?
is precisely to garner herself this sort of attention. She couldn't exist without the drama.
Together, we can find a cure for
Mad Cow Disease.
It clearly affects the muscles of the face, creating intense stares and brittle-looking expressions. Next, the vocal cords are afflicted, producing an ugly and senseless wave of noise out of the main orifice.
And, for shit's sake, don't even think about going near the udders!
Michele Bachmann is a disgrace to the USA, MN, and the 6th. If you're interested in getting rid of Bachmann, support democratic candidate Dr. Maureen Reed! You can learn more about Maureen, and donate, at:
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He sounds like he was coming on to her.
She'd better keep falafel and a loofa in her office the next time he calls, 'cause he'll be in the mood for phone sex and he'll get fired up if he imagines she's in her Capitol Hill office.
I cannot imagine wanting to WILLINGLY screw Bill O'Reilly, if if I was offered Donald Trump money to do so.
Did you notice how O'Reilly kind of drifted off there for a second? He was fantasizing about those two Bimbos together, naked, in a hot tub, loofaing each other with falafel. I think I even saw him drool just a little bit.
Isn't O'Really? the guy who sends his lackeys to stalk members of "the far left" and try to hammer them for comments? Is it a bit ironic (or perhaps moronic) that Shelley-baby would use his show to complain about stalkers?
You could tell O'Reilly was thinking "I'll bet that this bitch is psychotic enough to even want to fuck me!"
LOL and for that, thanks!
you know you want me baby".
It's almost as if Michele Bachmann says really stupid idiotic stuff.
She's like Anita Bryant meets Fargo.
Katherine Harris.
I think tonight I'll start dieting since I no longer have an appetite anyway.
That line about Anita Bryant and Fargo gave me the best laugh I had all day!
Perfect.
Well played.
And Sarah Palin's second only to Bachmann in crazy.
Bachmann wins, two to one.
Ever notice that when Bachmann does her tv appearances she's often in a 3/4 profile? Don't know there's anything *wrong* with that, it just strikes me as...odd.
Old modeling term that means your best profile. I don't know if it is still used, but the concept must be.
I thought that was only in tushy magazines.
Who knew?
That's the only way that she can keep both eyes tracking in the same direction. With a full-on face shot they tend to spin around a lot, and she ends up doing a "Marty Feldman".
isn't fully functioning.
It's probably because she's a robot.
maybe someone should change her audio chip.
Check O'Reillys while they are doing maintenance.
Thu, 10/08/2009 - 18:37 — in other news
It's probably because she's a robot.
______________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ZpVwFAlFg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgXtnI47Qe8
That Fritz Lang clip was great. Now I know what the model for Rocky Horror was.
Thanks ysbaddaden, great clip. You half expect Marty Feldman/Igor to step out and say "You got it, Mastah"
I've noticed the 3/4 pose is particularly popular with batshiat crazy congresscritters. Witness Katherine Harris:
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/08/10/katherine...
On that subject, Michele should have asked O'Reilly how Jesse Watters was doing, and if he's ambushed anyone on vacation lately.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All I hear about is how attractive Sarah Palin is and now Michelle Bachman? I was never physically enamored with Ms.Palin in the first place.
one look there and it's an "empty void".
I think they're both reasonably attractive women,but you know..the Right has a habit of using Barbie Dolls to represent conservative women.It has to be harder for normal looking women to get ahead in that environment.
How many C+L regs surf this site on the company payroll instead of doing what they were hired to do?
Or at least cheat a few times a day.
LOL . .
they can scrub your tracks for a twelve pack every Friday.
Company policy prohibits me from answering at this time. I'll get back to you...
No, actually stalkers are potentially dangerous people who might just strip you naked, gag you, bind your hands and feet and hang you from a tree with your gubbmint ID taped to your chest.
But Shreeking Shelley wouldn't know about that, I guess.
Frappin stupid cow.
"You’re a mom, a wife, you had a private sector job. I think that’s it. I think that the success of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann drive the far left crazy because you don’t fit, they don’t like what you believe in.."
Actually Bill the "far left"(everybody to the Left of O'Reilly fits the bill)respects a woman's right to work in the "private sector" or the public sector.It's you and your knuckle dragging chest pounding friends that would rather keep 'em bare foot and pregnant.
No,the thing is Bill? Ms.Bachmann is simply put..a nut.
Like you!
She's C.R.A.Z.Y.
Michelle Bachman is attractive?!?
I want some of whatever Bill O is smoking @_@
Or did he just get done watching Tales from the Crypt and Stepford Wifes?
O'Reilly's comment about the left hating Palin and Bachmann because he thinks they are hot is a Republican thought. The right would be angry at these two for treading on their turf. Maybe they can get Gen. McChrystal top put them in their place. O'Mousedick is projecting here. The left like strong women. We just don't like people who are stupid and try to tell other people how to be stupid and we hate fear mongering.
Falafel!
Just wanted all of you to know that I had Michelle in mind when I created this:
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/the_scream
Gosh, ain't I a stinker?
Thanx for the reference to Munch. We tried to help some folks when a great white attacked one of their swimmers, and that was the look I saw. It was not a look of panic, just sheer horror. I'd suggest we all take that look whenever falafel boy pontificates.
There are so, so ,so many hot women North of Sixty that mush dogs, hunt,fish, drink, drive bulldozers and do all the things that needle dick rednecks from Outside only dream of. Palin is not one of them at all.
Too chiseled.
LOL...
What's the difference? Lipstick.
Thu, 10/08/2009 - 19:14 — Arctic Dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg84zri083w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgDeL8cUTxw&fe...
gigity gigity
Sorry: Backmann and Palin....Cute is so-so when you're an idiot and can't read and can't think.... It's a turn-off for a lot of guys. Now Randi Rhodes, there's a chic for ya...Pretty and Smart...now, that's sexy.......
Palin and Back-man...stepford is such a drag.....
billo's taste in women is in the toilet. Two mutts and he thinks they're attractive.
The exceptions to the rule that "Nobody could be that stupid and live".
baked, or was she just saying phenomena instead of phenomenon? You even corrected the dolt in your paraphrasing and made her look smarter than she really is to the people who don't watch the clips ;) And her fucking comments made no sense. "...Conservative women who don't need government. I was a successful federal tax attorney, and I don't need government..." What the fuck? She's worked in government related work all her life and she doesn't need the government? Am I hearing her correctly?
all these gop idiots who are lying, cheating, and stealing to regain a Congressional majority actually say they really don't need government at all!
what a bunch of morons.
And you can just see OReally gettin a woody thinking about rubbing Bachmann down with a loofah.......
It was more like phenomaa-naa.
I noticed that too. I don't think that word is part of her normal speaking vocabulary.
So because people are willing to use her own retoric against her, she considers it stalking. As a nurse I have taken care of a woman who recently has been stalked, and it isn't pretty. The woman had been beaten, strangled and had bruises over half her body.
Once again Bachman proves she knows nothing about what she talks about. Silly troll.
Not really. The interest in these two numbskulls is more like the gawkers on the local expressway when there's a fatal automobile accident.
Everyone just wants to hear the next, more ignorant than the last, psychotic comment from their mouth that buries them.
the media doesn't report what she says, and the response is, "Why does the liberal media censor me? It's because I speak the truth."
See how that works when you're an egomaniac?
Where were Bill's hands when he spoke that spiel about Michelle and Sarah? Under the desk no doubt.
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Shorter Bachmann:
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Rush could referee it.
Who actually do stalk.
This coming from a woman who early in her MN state senate career was caught spying on a pro-gay-rights rally while hiding behind bushes.
When her cover was blown by someone who managed to take a few snapshots, Bachman claimed she'd heard a rumor that the demonstration outside was about her...so she wanted to take a peek. Even though 5 minutes earlier, Bachman had proposed a floor vote on an amendment to end domestic partnerships and ban civil unions and same sex marriages in Minnesota. The floor vote was meant to circumvent Senate rules. The move was rejected and she was chastised by fellow Republicans.
bills, bills, bills. Still thinking that Michele is on the shit list because she is hot and not because she is bat shit crazy birther, death panel, census card burnin and really dangerously ignorant.
One of my dads sister's always did the side-look thingy. Even when I was eight years old I knew she was a flake - and she was.
It's pretty delusional for an adult not to be aware of how rediculous they are, when even small kids can pick it up.
You gotta love the total lack of self-awareness of these rightwing nutjobs. No wonder they have no empathy for anyone else.
Think about it: This bimbo goes on O'Rally's show to complain about left wing stalking, when she is constantly insulting and lying about them.
This happens to be the same O'Rally who settled a multi-million dollar pervert-stalker lawsuit against himself out-of-court. During the entire interview, it is obvious to anyone that Billo is not listening to anything she says, because he is busy trying to visualize what her ta-ta's look like without the sweater.
You can't make this shit up.
Silly billy and silly filly ... these tricks are for stupid people. This pig and horsey show the right puts on around the clock is really getting old ... Bachmann is beginning to look like a hag and Bill well he just puts on more makeup to cover the age spots ... she can't last ... she is too wackadoddle. And stressed out I think. It takes a lot of energy to lie continuously ... and on the off chance she actually believes what she says then it also applies that she is on a one way track to nervous breakdownville.
These two are more boring than being alive.
Sarah Palin will always be the "naughty librarian" to me. Bachman? Not so much.
Michele better be careful. Next thing you know Bill will be calling her up wanting loofah phone sex. Gotta wonder if Bill is toying with her. He knows the woman is an idiot. Yea Bill, I'm really bothered by the fact that you seem to think she's attractive and others (only idiots) are listening to her. Makes sense to me. No doubt Billo made Bachman's day.
who have VACANCY written all over them.
This just proves how bad our world is...
Having these two bigoted wacko extremists, who promote hate, violence, and fear, spewing their BS on main stream conservative media.
Ever since she ran out of a ladies restroom at a town hall saying the lesbians were after her.
I don't understand why so many people watch Billo. He's so slimy. Why does he talk about how pretty guests are? Maybe he should say, Well, Michelle, you've said some pretty stupid things. The fact that he goes to the "you and Palin are pretty" argument is just weird, creepy. And what went through Michelle's mind when he said it? Two choices: Either - Gosh you're right Bill. Or - Oh jeez.
many things in the past that I just yawned about and moved on from...but this is completely insane.
BOR -
Progressives WANT women to have the choice to live their lives the way they see fit.
Progressives WANT women to choose work if they want.
Progressives WANT women to choose motherhood if they want.
Progressives WANT women to choose both if they want.
Progressives WANT women, no matter what they look like, to achieve success in the manner they see fit.
Progressives WANT women to know that what they look like should not determine their level of success.
Progressives WANT women to know that their talent and acumen in their chosen field should drive their career path.
Progressives WANT women and everyone else outside of the top 1% of the earners in the nation, to make more money, a lot more money for what they do because we know that makes us a stronger nation than what you fuckwads have come up with.
Progressives WANT women and everyone else to know that you are an enemy of their progress.
Your side, on the other hand, loves the idea that a 2 income family has now become a necessity for a family to tread water wildly to have the slightest scrap of a chance to get by.
We also know that you value woman based almost purely on their looks and that your diminished value of those you deem "not pretty" colors your opinion of their being as a whole to a point so deep with disgust that you barely deem them worthy of life.
But of course, that's just my humble opinion.
Paranoia runs deep into your life it will creep.
If she wasn't so damn stupid, racist and paronoid, then nobody would ever care about this hateful, Reslug whore from Minn.
Is a little trick narcissistic women use on men they want to get rid of for some reason or another. We as a society must evolve beyond these bogus, puritanical excuses to control others behaviors simply because we disagree with them or don't like them. It is dishonest, bachman should be ashamed.
Yeahh, Billo, we hate Bachmann and Palin 'cause they're hot Republican mamas. I wouldn't f*ck either one of 'em with your dick.
My kind of woman packs a set of brains, your type always keeps a spare falafel around the house.
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