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The Media Morons' War on Christmas

From GoLeft TV:

As sure as Christmas comes once a year, so do the morons claiming that there is a war on Christmas. Led this year by Fox News' Bill O'Reilly and Gretchen Carlson, the true war is between these blowhards and reality. So Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from everyone at GoLeft TV, and we hope you enjoy this special Christmas Media Moron poem.

T’was the night before Christmas,

And shakin in their shoes,

Spewing hatred and lies,

Were the folks at Fox News.

“There’s a war on Christmas!”,

Shouted Bill O’Reilly,

Being the skeptic I am,

I doubted this highly.

They’ll remove all our trees!,

Said the shrill Fox & Friends,

I guess atheists and Christians,

Will never make amends.

Sitting up in his chair,

Looking dazed and confused,

O’Reilly continued,

Our holiday we will lose!

“There’s no war on Christmas!”

I shout at my screen,

This cat named O’Reilly,

Gets marked down as mean.

And Gretchen, though pretty,

She’s still quite insane,

As for Doocy and Kilmeade,

They still need a brain.

You now get the point,

There’s no need to go on,

That’s why all of Fox News,

Is my media moron.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

From Goleft.Tv

This 2008 year!

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Capt. Bat Guano's picture
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Frist.


Generally speaking I don't trust anyone making over 150K a year.

ralph's picture

May the FSM drop sauce from his noddly appendages on you.
(You are the one being mocked falaflel boy)

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Something that just popped in my head:

Knives by torchlight,

Swords by Greek-fire,

Synapses of brain cells,

Lit windows of city silhouettes,

All points of light

Then Darkness returns.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

MountainMan23's picture

Look out, Santa! Chocolate-wielding Germans target Xmas hero

BERLIN (AFP) — Santa beware! Activists in Germany are waging an international campaign to do away with old Father Christmas and say they are gaining ground thanks to the global economic meltdown.

Armed with child-friendly stickers, web-savvy promoters and chocolate figurines, the "Santa-Free Zone" movement says it is gathering steam this year against what it calls the hollow commercialisation of Christmas.

Launched by a German Catholic priest in 2002, the campaign aims to knock Santa off his pedestal and replace what they see as a cheap, American import with the real thing: Saint Nicholas.

"The movement is intended to raise awareness of the fact that the consumption-oriented Santa launched by the Christmas gift industry has very little to do with the holy bishop Saint Nicholas," said Christoph Schommer of the Catholic aid group Bonifatiuswerk, which is rallying the Santa opposition.
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More at link.


Democracy is too important to be entrusted to politicians.
Rise Up!
Protest!

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Well...duuuuuh....

There's more Odin flying through the air on on a sledge drawn by his eight-legged stag Sleipnir, on the eve of his mid-winter feast.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

ecotopian's picture

A couple of years ago, the hometown of St Nicholas replaced his statue with a statue of Santa Claus. http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=618 This is really sad.

Uncle Joe Mccarthy's picture

as saint nicholas day was once more celebrated than christmas....this bugged the church, and they combined the holdays

Heraldblog's picture

Germany's War on Santa ironically aims for the soft underbelly of Billo's Holy Crusade. Because you see it's capitalism that Bill'O is really ranting against, a fact that escapes O'Reilly, whose soft underbelly is located between his ears.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Gunsandbigots's picture

She was the cat's meow.

jurassicpork's picture

...there was a time about 95 years ago when war was suspended because of Christmas. So is how I choose to remember it. I doubt we will ever again see a truce like the ones in 1914-5.

Hope you all had a safe and happy holidays.

Gunsandbigots's picture

Twas many nights before Christmas way out in Iraq
under cover of darkness came the one who attacked

Out in the streets were heard a smattering of boos
Inside a room at him came 2 flying shoes

He smirked and he joked when the shoes flew past his head
Not funny to the thousands who because of him are now dead

I sit by the fire as I toke on my pipe
I hope you all liked my story and to all a good night

Ferrofluid's picture

'Bad Santa' in California. He won the GWOC once and for all.

How are parents going to explain that one after its been plastered 24/7 all over the TV.
Taking the small kids to the mall to see Santa is going to be a fearful thing now.

Acting Patriotic's picture
Can O Whoopass's picture

Taking the the family to see Santa is going to be a fearful
thing now. O'Reilly's nazi neocon freaks might show up with a machine gun.

Ummm's picture

War on Intelligent People that are no longer intelligent because they watch FOX News

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