The Media Morons' War on Christmas
By Heather Thursday Dec 25, 2008 6:00pmFrom GoLeft TV:
As sure as Christmas comes once a year, so do the morons claiming that there is a war on Christmas. Led this year by Fox News' Bill O'Reilly and Gretchen Carlson, the true war is between these blowhards and reality. So Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from everyone at GoLeft TV, and we hope you enjoy this special Christmas Media Moron poem.
T’was the night before Christmas,
And shakin in their shoes,
Spewing hatred and lies,
Were the folks at Fox News.
“There’s a war on Christmas!”,
Shouted Bill O’Reilly,
Being the skeptic I am,
I doubted this highly.
They’ll remove all our trees!,
Said the shrill Fox & Friends,
I guess atheists and Christians,
Will never make amends.
Sitting up in his chair,
Looking dazed and confused,
O’Reilly continued,
Our holiday we will lose!
“There’s no war on Christmas!”
I shout at my screen,
This cat named O’Reilly,
Gets marked down as mean.
And Gretchen, though pretty,
She’s still quite insane,
As for Doocy and Kilmeade,
They still need a brain.
You now get the point,
There’s no need to go on,
That’s why all of Fox News,
Is my media moron.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
From Goleft.Tv
This 2008 year!
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Frist.
May the FSM drop sauce from his noddly appendages on you.
(You are the one being mocked falaflel boy)
Something that just popped in my head:
Knives by torchlight,
Swords by Greek-fire,
Synapses of brain cells,
Lit windows of city silhouettes,
All points of light
Then Darkness returns.
Look out, Santa! Chocolate-wielding Germans target Xmas hero
More at link.
Well...duuuuuh....
There's more Odin flying through the air on on a sledge drawn by his eight-legged stag Sleipnir, on the eve of his mid-winter feast.
A couple of years ago, the hometown of St Nicholas replaced his statue with a statue of Santa Claus. http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=618 This is really sad.
as saint nicholas day was once more celebrated than christmas....this bugged the church, and they combined the holdays
Germany's War on Santa ironically aims for the soft underbelly of Billo's Holy Crusade. Because you see it's capitalism that Bill'O is really ranting against, a fact that escapes O'Reilly, whose soft underbelly is located between his ears.
Eartha Kitt is dead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg
She was the cat's meow.
...there was a time about 95 years ago when war was suspended because of Christmas. So is how I choose to remember it. I doubt we will ever again see a truce like the ones in 1914-5.
Hope you all had a safe and happy holidays.
Twas many nights before Christmas way out in Iraq
under cover of darkness came the one who attacked
Out in the streets were heard a smattering of boos
Inside a room at him came 2 flying shoes
He smirked and he joked when the shoes flew past his head
Not funny to the thousands who because of him are now dead
I sit by the fire as I toke on my pipe
I hope you all liked my story and to all a good night
'Bad Santa' in California. He won the GWOC once and for all.
How are parents going to explain that one after its been plastered 24/7 all over the TV.
Taking the small kids to the mall to see Santa is going to be a fearful thing now.
South Park says it best: http://www.americablog.com/2008/12/merry-fn-c...
Taking the the family to see Santa is going to be a fearful
thing now. O'Reilly's nazi neocon freaks might show up with a machine gun.
War on Intelligent People that are no longer intelligent because they watch FOX News
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