February 06, 2010 07:00 PM
The Daily Show: The Blogs Must Be Crazy
From The Daily Show Feb. 4, 2010:
According to the blog headlines, Jon is a blood-crazed madman and Rachel Maddow is an eviscerating machine.
UPDATE: Speaking of crazy, who's watching Sarah Barracuda throw red meat to the Tea Baggers tonight? Sounds a lot like campaign speech redux to me.
No surprise, given how prominent C&L is. I suppose C&L can be a bit hyperbolic at times, though it seems pretty much the same level as the other blogs.
Im pretty sure that's the point.
I have a friend who said that if he were benevolent dictator, he would bar news outlets from using adjectives outside of numbers and colors (and the like). An interesting proposal coming from a conservative (a rational, intelligent one who i enjoy talking politics with...imagine a Stewart/Ron Paul discussion, rather than a OReilly/Barney Frank discussion).
I understand that it wouldn't exactly be exciting...but MAN it would be nice to see news outlets outletting news rather than telling us what to think about them.
Newsbusters is a joke... it's run by that bozo the clown guy.
They're lucky they got any recognition or mention on national television, period.
Stewart is a ret*&ded tool of f%$king MSM magnates taking orders from R@#m's Isra**i overlards.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
Ricky ricky....haven't you learned the lesson you taught me?
in mixed company. Fuck.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Uh oh. Who here is mixed?
Or the silent majority watching us four fling our words around?
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
What's amusing is that despite being in the mainstream -- comedy, not news despite imparting better knowledge of current events than FOX "News" -- everything that Stewart said here is 100% correct.
The blogosphere left, right, center, top, bottom, ******, straight, male, female, nigra, honkey, every spectrum of the Maxwell emission spectrum *is* undeniably crammed packed with extremist and emotive rhetoric designed to appeal to a nitch audience.
Stewart is right, and he shovels it out with wit and humor.
Don't you mean Niagra, that blog about the joy of male enhancement and waterfalls? Beats them single bed footed bathtubs.
"Folks, this is not your father's Republican Party."
Joe Biden
and is on her second sentence. Fortunately, NASCAR has a live race on Fux network. The V8 droning is so much more pleasant.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
The Government office quitter is slamming Democratic office holders.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
many of them have ever missed a meal either.
Did she just say something 'bout people "looking to Alaska" for freedoms?
(Sorry SM, I'll get back on topic...)
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Sarah wants to know how that hopey changey thing is working out for us.
doesn't work anymore either...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
I wouldn't give Sarah the privilege. When I get a Palinesque craving, I grab a picture of Tina Fey.
And she's dead.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Not anymore. But she wont judge left and left that's for darned sure.
Remember what one of Jimmy Swaggart's prostitutes reported in Penthouse Magazine?
Stewart often only paid her $20 to "jack off and look at your teats."
I'm having Bush nightmares.
Love-in Scot Brown... ask her what she thinks of his Pro-choice stance and watch that smirk dwindle real fast!
PS. The front of the Podium reads... GAYLORD OPRYLAND ;)
Study the symptoms not the virus...
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[I just sent an email to the big wigs, asking them to make an open thread, or let this be one for the Palin tea bagging. In the meantime, have at it. I don't want to be all hostile and stuff. This is supposed to be fun-Sitemonitor]
Study the symptoms not the virus...
God this bitch is dumb...teabag talking points.
I simply could not live with myself if I'd voted for this cretin.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Palin is a Christanic Creationist. Of *course* she's bugshit insane.
...contributed to it by quiting her job.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
new taxes on business start-ups?
Drill baby drill? When is your lobotomy scheduled?
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
He's open to discuss offshore drilling as well. He's becoming more aligned....with Palin?
PS You don't need an office or a title to make a difference, says Sarah.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
The Obama economic recovery
Study the symptoms not the virus...
That's a good chart? the economy is still bleeding jobs. Yes Bush caused it and Obama has tried to stop it, but we are not in a recovery. IMO, our economy will not look the same it did 10 years ago. American's are tapped out, wages are declining and the only thing that got us the growth we experienced was consumer debt.
It's over.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Palin just dug Reagan up. What a rambling, shitty speech.
since today is that old dead f**k's birthday. Maybe Todd knows an astrologer...
me-oww!
Listen to that egalitarian go!
Woohoo. Go people its all about YOU and your teabags!
fix as AmericansFuck up as Teabaggers.""Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
This woman is a placating, empty skirt with a bunch of bullshit catch phrases.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Gaylord Opryland - Travel Channel's "Most Christmassy" Hotel
Study the symptoms not the virus...
God, I hope so...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Did I just miss something? I switched over to NASCAR...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
WTF?
for the simply mindless.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Take a drink every time you hear Sarah Palin say "Common Sense"
me-oww!
Oh man, I *screamed* laughter! Jon Stwewart is undeniably the *bext* comedic entertainer on television, and when gets to in to top form, he delivers eviserating blows left and right.
Love it. God damn, no wonder people who watch The Daily Show know more about current events than FOX "News" rightards.
Can I suggest the latter?
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
She's already proven to us she is willing to quit if that's what it takes to get the job done.
Those of us outside the States can't view them.
How 'bout Hulu?
The whole show is here:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/125965/the-daily-sh...
but they are working on it
anyway, i cant watch tv from canada or britain...so eff em
Not true, i can watch the full episodes of The daily show and The Colbert report just fine on http://www.thedailyshow.com/ and http://www.colbertnation.com/home
Edit: I mean that people from outside the US can watch it. Not sure about you as i do not know where you are from. :)
Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/
♥ Where have I heard that? ;)
Study the symptoms not the virus...
Maybe i should have ad that i can watch it in The Netherlands, so the statement that "Those of us outside the States can't view them" isn't true.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/
when competition on the nets occurs
many blogs (including this one and raw story) have taken a page from the best of yellow journalism
You seem to have a chip on your shoulder?
With regard to yellow journalism... what is your ideal form of getting the message out?
Study the symptoms not the virus...
Hold on a second ... am I to understand that Ronald Reagan shared a birthday (or more than one) with Bob Marley?
Thanks for salvaging the day.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Full of amazingly talented musicians.
Too bad for that mess with Palin..
I think I just saw Tammy Baker speaking on politics. Where do I send my money?
deebee
..did she just quit her job as a faux news' bunny?
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
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