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From Countdown, Keith walks us through the crazy-train that is the Glenn Beck show.

Olbermann: The comfort of today's mythical, homespun, aw-shucks, totalitarian, Lonesome Rhodes Glenn Beck is that every day he gives away the essential truth that he is... an idiot.

If you're going to warn the colonists that the English have arrived in the bay, you're not going to get very far by jumping onto a horse and yelling, the "brutish are coming! the brutish are coming!" If you try to tell Mr. Chambers that the alien book to serve man is not about helping people, but eating them, you kind of lose your credibility if you say, "Mr. Chambers, don't get on that ship! The rest of the book to serve man, it's a phone book!".

Here's Mr. Beck last week with the zeal of Paul Revere, and the panic of Mr. Chambers' assistant cryptographer Pat and the spelling ability of a third grader.

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Ah...I gotta' question. Don't you rehearse? 'Oligarhy?' Or, did Obama steal the letter "C"?!

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Not to nitpick, but Keith refers to Beck as "Lonesome Rhodes" - a character played but Andy Griffith in the movie A Face in the Crowd.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050371/

[Not nitpicky at all. I emailed the team, and it was fixed, and we used your link-Sitemonitor]

Otto Man's picture

An outstanding film, and scarily prescient.

VJBinCT's picture

I read 'lonesome roads' as 'loathsome toad'.

MinuteMan's picture

n/t

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

I've never seen or heard of the movie, but after just reading about it, sounds like Lonesome Rhodes has a meltdown at the end of the film!

Let's hope this happens soon for the Beckster.

St. Paul Scout's picture

watch it sometime, you will enjoy it.

The Sailor's picture

Andy Griffith at his best. Watch the movie, incredible performances by all involved.

You'd never guess this was the same actor as Sheriff Andy and Matlock.

Truly a great actor (good singer and player too!)

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

I just watched a few YouTube videos....seems to fit Beck to a "T" in some cases. Have to rent the movie.

Excelsior's picture

From what I've heard, he's more like that character than most people imagine. Very hard to work with, not a nice man at all.


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Watching Beck try and spell oligarchy...and he's looking back and forth at the board...LOLOLOL...and then he says..oh...on more letter.

Noo...it was unreal...LOLOLOLOL.

Simply priceless. The real kicker is not only can't his viewers also not spell the word...they probably didn't know what word he was trying to spell.

Gawwd...you can't MAKE this shit up.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Mike V.'s picture
LOL

man, you really CAN'T make that shit up.
now that there is some funny video tape.
I kept waiting for the C, I have to admit, I was cheering him on for a sec.

inappropriate's picture

he makes it up daily! Somebody call Dan Quayle. If he doesnt get angry about how to spell a common tuber and stays on the line, we need to ask him how he feels about being upstaged.

Tyler Durden's picture

... but his "random" calligraphy which I found actually more telling: He used different calligraphy on words written within the same short period of time. That is actually a tell tale indication of mental health issues.

Beck needs psychiatric attention, not a nationally televised show.

Beck needs a rubber room.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

or a rubber maid.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

savannah43's picture

.

Excelsior's picture

We sure don't want him reproducing.


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

Stupid Git's picture

Already has four kids from two marriages.

Andrushka's picture

poor kids!

Liberalicious's picture

or Fox is basically pulling a "Network", culminating with either Beck's suicide or assassination on live television. I would not put it past Fox is assassinate the man themselves when he becomes, as he is, detrimental, thus give Fox HUG ratings.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Look...bottom line. There's money to be made by putting a human trainwreck on tv.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Liberalicious's picture

why haven't I been offered a contract? By anybody?

;)

The Sailor's picture

... someone who's ratings have gone up.

P.S. I don't remember Howard Beal crying on TV.

Artist formerly known as gempei's picture

Makes Howard Beal look like a sane, that's for sure.

itslmentry's picture

Totally agree with you! This guy is nuts! Plain nuts! The paranoia, the narcissism, the manic states he displays, etc, etc. Nuts! I still wonder how this guy got his own show-even on Fox!

sixandseveneights's picture

The nutty professor.

Well, he certainly doesn't misunderestimate their intelligence.

You can't fool me, I know it's spelled "intellamajense".

Hmm...I'm going to have to look that one up in my dicto-arney thing.

If you wanna be polite, it's "intelligents".


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

The "intelligenitalia?"


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Winski's picture

gonbald has it EXACTLY right..."Beck needs a rubber room"....When will Ailes actually call the folks in the white coats to come pack him into a rubber Van to carry him to the rubber rooms...

He has gone loco.....today he's trying to demonize the folks that are spearheading the push to get his advertisers to dump him - AND are being successful at it....HA!

What a loser.....

formulas and father images.

Liberalicious's picture

That he could at least get and keep sponsors like Depends, Huggies, Luvs, and Pampers.

Stupid Git's picture

Cash 4 Gold, Christian Aid and other scammers looking to milk dumb paranoids and fundies.

pissed off patricia's picture

The gold ad with G. Gordon Liddy is still sponsoring Beck's show. Somehow, that one sort of fits with the show. Having a convicted felon selling gold on tv is about right for Glenn's audience and believers


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

con men got a check back for .17 cents. Serves then right.

Stupid Git's picture

U oll R nuthin butt a bunch of eleetist intalectials hoo theenk yor soe much smartur than us Fox Noos Reel Amaricans butt yur not cuz them ivee leeg skools you go to r all just a bunch of libral bran washine!!!

Liberalicious's picture

Uh, you're supposed to on the air right now.

Stupid Git's picture

O no! Dang libral clocks with yor big numburs and stuf!!!

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

By the way, I read today that yesterday, Beck had as his guest some African American preacher from Dallas. This guy is another conspiracy nut who believes that Obama's health care plan has a plot to kill all black people. The guy was calling Obama's administration "Marxist," and Beck was eating it up.

Again, more lies and garbage coming from Beck's show, and, in this case, because the preacher is a black man, perhaps Beck is hoping he can get some credibility with the African American community.

Beck needs to be put in a straight jacket and hauled away.

Stupid Git's picture

I guess Obama feels if he starts killing off black people he'll be able to win some support from the GOP and their base. Definitely thinking outside the box on that one.

ron's picture
Nou

yer jist bein syllie.

put down, too? What I want to know is this: If you are a man with breast cancer, what happens to you?

You get new boobs and some viagra. VIVA VIAGRA!

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Ha....that's funny.

But, you know that the headline in that Onion story is actually true. The RNC did send out a survey which intimated that under an Obama healthcare plan, Democrats would get preferential treatment over Repugs.

Stupid Git's picture

That's why I love the "opinion" from the guy who says:

"if the Republicans don't like this health care policy, wouldn't they want to be excluded?"

savannah43's picture

They should get what they ask for--nothing.

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Last week, I heard idiot conservative Mark Steyn, filling in for limpballs, talk about the socialized health care system in the U.K. He said that they are some 4000 hospital beds short for pregnant women. Therefore, he claims that women are having babies in alleys.

And, he blamed this on socialized medicine and warned that that's what would happen here if we get Obama's plan.

I don't really know what the situation is with hospital beds in the U.K., but even if true, it has nothing to do with socialized medicine. It has everything to do with either lack of planning, lack of money, or perhaps people just wanted to have a lot more babies.

Idiot liars....all of them.

savannah43's picture

"I'm sorry, madam. You cannot lay on this bed to have your baby, as it is reserved for men with 4 hour boners. Move along. I hear the bowling alley down the street has a few lanes open. Try there."This is almost the stupidest thing I've heard today. But considering the source... This did make me laugh, though. I hear Rush is in Thailand with his 9 year old lover/drug dealer. It must be serious, because he takes so much time off lately. "Rush and the little boy up a tree,..."

oldretire's picture

Faux Imitation twisted ficticous mouthings that Morons, Idiots,Clowns and White trailer trash, and the Uneducated justify as Noise (oops news??). Truly pathetic. Left the miss spellings in for the Deathers, Hate Mongers and the Right Wing RNC

pissed off patricia's picture

You should hear Beck tonight. He is obsessing over the green jobs "czar" Van Johnson. This is a black man and Glenn twists things around using some of Johnson's own words to determine that Johnson and others are planning on taking all the white people's money and giving it to the African Americans. Then he plays a clip where Johnson is talking about the new and different environmental jobs and Beck attempts to make Johnson sound like he is talking about remaking society along racial basis instead of his actual intent. He also plays a clip where Johnson says the white man is spraying poison on people of color working in the farm fields. Glenn sees this as some sort of lie, when in truth it does happen and the Palm Beach Post did a series of articles a couple of years ago about the deformities in babies as a result of the family working in fields where dangerous insecticides were used. In this case the workers were primarily Mexican.

Beck has this new thing about him just being a nobody who no one likes but he is willing to be that person to get the truth out to America before it's too late.

The MF is stirring the pot to get all the bigots fired up just as hard as he can. There is no doubt in my mind that the cornerstone of his show is racism.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Evet's picture

life is great without TV.

Why do you punish yourself by watching that? I mean seriously, doesn't your brain want to start leaking out of your ears?

Evet's picture

projectile vomit. I've blocked all the Videos so I can come here and read with out going into convulsions.

pissed off patricia's picture

I want to know what the bastard is putting out there so that, god forbid, anyone should echo that stuff back to me, I'll know the source and how it was sold. There are times when he is just funny due to his insane conclusions. Other times when he says things that are incendiary, those things aren't so humorous.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Evet's picture

before the Mass Media came into being and decided to make money off these characters.

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Hey, Patricia....did you mean Van Jones?

Beck's talking about him again this afternoon????

As mentioned, I hardly ever watch the idiot beck. I might turn him on a minute or two at a time. I did so last week 3 or 4 times over about a 2 day period.

Last week, just about every time I turned that SOB on, he was talking about Van Jones.

Howard Kurtz talked about this a bit on Sunday, basically asking why Beck was all over some low level guy. Kurtz pointed out that Van Jones co-founded Color of Change, which is the organization which has very successfully gotten close to 50 companies to pull their ads from Beck's show. And Kurtz asks why Beck doesn't mention this.

He's totally pissed at Van Jones because of the colorofchange campaign to have his sponsers drop him. He won't let up, no matter what an ass he looks like.

pissed off patricia's picture

You are absolutely right it was Van Jones, not Johnson. I was so pissed with what he was saying that my brain jumped the track and fired off the wrong name. Please forgive my error.

I hadn't made the connection with color of change or if I had heard it, I had forgotten. That explains so very much.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

You are forgiven for the incorrect name, but I'll have to think about whether or not I should forgive you for watching the idiot dunce beck! :)

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

I'm out of here....sick of beck....time for dinner and a movie!

pissed off patricia's picture

It's Happy Hour here, my reward for watching half of Beck's show tonight. The alcohol will kill the mental germs I got from watching his show.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

John F A's picture

I was thinking the same thing, that had to be a mistake, or the guy's parents were being strangely ironic by naming their kid after the whitest actor in show business.

Evet's picture

Procter & Gamble, Kraft Food, ConAgra (maker of Healthy Choice foods), Clorox, UPS, the U.S. Postal Service, Honda, General Electric, Travelocity, State Farm Insurance, Geico, Farmer's Insurance, Pfizer, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Office Depot, RadioShack, Sprint, CVS, Red Lobster, Nestle, Progressive Insurance and pharmaceutical companies Roche and Sanofi-Aventis (maker of Plavix) etc etc still advertise on Fox.

Well, maybe now they should stop advetizing on FOX.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Evet's picture

that.

I also think even Wal-Mart withdrew from Beck's show. It maybe time to update the list.

Beck should go home to his family now. They will know how to comfort him and help him get better, in time.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Frontal lobotomy.

pissed off patricia's picture

I can't imagine what it would be like to be his wife. Either she too has problems or she lives in hell.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

savannah43's picture

OOO, OOO! I know. His "prophet" ordered her to do it. Think "Big Love." That makes it the hell thing, doesn't it.

Prozac. And lots of it.

JohnnyBravo's picture

Can I have a job at Fox News? I can scare idiots and create bullshit on the fly too!


NOBODY 2012

dnegri's picture

When I saw the title of the thread, I just said, "So what? What's new?"

John F A's picture

slightly related: Something odd I've noticed lately; every bank, family restarant and old folks home I've visited has installed a big flatscreen TV that always seems to be tuned into FOX News. Is this respocible for Fox's ridiculous high ratings, or is this part of the reich's scheme to keep the public misinformed?

Navy Vet's picture

This has been the reason for FOX's high ratings for the past 8 years! More public TVs are tuned to FOX than any other station, and that inflates their numbers.


"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - Red Green
Freedom Ain't Free - Pay Your Share

John F A's picture

I moved out of the big city about six years ago, and I 'm starting to see it more in the suburbs. The screens in the banks make me angry, since all the financial news is heavily skewed and almost always wrong, but TV screens in the restarants offend me the most. I've stopped taking my family out to eat at certain places because they insist on having this garbage on.

You wouldn't stand a chance if you challenged that snivelling moron in a drool.

Mr. Anon's picture
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He said beck boils down the news for you so you don't have to. He said beck was a real american. I listened for about ten minutes and said Roger this man is an idiot.
Does anyone really believe his bullshit?
There are actually people that stupid?
unbeliveable!
republicanism is a mental illness!

Maybe he has the same problem as Erib Idle and was attabked by a bat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcCuBWXd-hc&fe...

You know Beck is nuts when you have Alex Jones denouncing him.

Kreskin's picture

This imbecile should wearing a white smock and holding a butterfly net while on the air .


"The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all."

Mike Aimer's picture

Hey Keith, to use the word anchor to describe Glenn Beck would imply that he is somehow involved in the business of delivering and or researching actual news. That's so far from the truth I don't even know where to begin. Unless.... you meant it in the context of his being an anchor which is dragging the Republicans down to the dark depths of the sea, down down through a crack in the earth's crust, through layer upon layer until finally they burn up in the earth's molten carbon core and are never heard from again.

Is that what you meant?

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