The Colbert Report: Tom DeLay Dances With the Stars
By Heather Friday Sep 25, 2009 5:00am
From The Colbert Report:
Tom DeLay looked so happy on the floor of "Dancing With the Stars" you'd think he'd just been arrested on charges of corruption.
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But how brain dead do you have to be to watch this insipid bullshit? This is what's passing as "entertainment" on the idiot box these days? The very fact that ABC hoists this criminal on us like he's some kind of "celebrity" makes me want to wretch. What a fuckin kook - nothing is more pathetic then seeing some authoritarian repub asswipe who thinks he's "cool".
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Dancing with the Stars coverage of Tom Delay practing in a Texas A&M
T-Shirt led me to erroneously believe and report to C&L readers that Mr. Delay was not gay, as many readers alleged, but an Aggie.
This was wrong. Mr. Delay did go to A&M as a college student, not to study for a degree, but for his future career as an alleged criminal. He apparently was caught attempting to vandalize the school before a football game while attending Baylor University, for which he was expelled. He went on to get a degree in Extermination at the University of Houston. However, while at A&M, Mr. Delay also learned the dance moves he is now making famous on Dancing With the Stars. As this video demonstrates, Mr. Delay infiltrated the chorus line of the A&M dance troupe to learn the famous Aggie Booty Move. It is not clear if the choreographer in this video is Governor Rick Perry, who played the role of "Yell Leader" while himself an A&M student.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwoMHsTVQXw
..............to see his happy ass shake behind bars. Some of the guys already in the joint are probably lickin' their chops just praying and waiitng for that "Wild Thang", aka "Sweet Tommy" to join them!
And because the public didn't dislike him enough this week we get the pleasure of ripping his ass off for another week at least. What can we say that hasn't already been said about this POS?
on my comments. I must applaud Colbert, however, for focusing on Tom's redistricting crime.
I take that redistricting crime very personally since the one Colbert showed on the map of Texas just happens to be the one I was in before Delay carved it up. The only place I want to see Delay's behind is behind bars.
since Dick Cheney had George W. Bush put the whole country on Big Brother!! That was priceless. God bless Colbert.
Tom Delay should be in prison dancing on the business end of an inmate.
I didn't watch the original show but have certainly seen the dance on other "news" shows.
Am I the only one (along with me wife) who believes he's wearing Depends under those slacks??? eeeewwwwwww
BTW...Colbert ROCKS!
commented upon by p'od patty. Nothing escapes these eagle eyed C&L bum watchers.
Gross. DeLay in polyester pants shaking his ugly ass. Gross. Bad visual first thing in the morning.
I'm rewatching my copy of the first season of The Adventures of Superman.
That first season George Reeves kicked ass.
Too bad he wasn't faster than a speeding bullet.
we will never know for sure.
I would just like to say that I'm feeling better than I have in 11 years. I'm on my 4th day of not smoking cigarettes or weed, not drinking, not staying up until 4am and falling asleep watching tv, not drinking soda, and not eating crap. I'm eating wonderfully (ever tried polenta and black beans with salsa, for instance), going to bed at 1am with a book in my hand, canoeing/kayaking on lake washington and brushing my teeth twice daily! <-joke, I've always brushed my teeth :) Completely off topic, but if you haven't tried it, you must!! Now I must continue it forever... ahh, it feels so good though I don't see why I can't. Adios, off to eat a healthy breakfast and get to work 3 hours early.
People wonder why I will not convict a guilty person when I am on jury duty, that's not happening till this Criminal and the bush crime Family gets put in jail as well as the Wall Streets. Look at the reward you get for being a known CRIMINAL.
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