The head of President Obama's now defunct deficit commission apparently decided to see if he could outdo himself after his offensive "milk cows" statement on Fox's Your World with Neil Cavuto.
Alan Simpson Invokes 'Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg' In Scolding Fears Of Cuts To Social Security:
Alan Simpson, co-chairman of President Barack Obama's debt commission, furthered his penchant for colorful commentary Monday when he unleashed a rambling diatribe targeting what he characterized as a generation of disrespectful youth and their confused grandparents.
"This is a fakery," the former Wyoming senator said on Fox News, referring to retirement-age Americans expressing fears about having Social Security funds slashed. "If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that -- I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don't like them!" [...]
In February, Simpson exhibited his flair for the dramatic when he called the White House's spending cut effort a "sparrow belch in the midst of the typhoon." The deficit, he later said, was "a stink bomb in the garden party and it’s never going to go away.”
Amazingly a little later in the segment as the topic turned to raising the debt limit, even Simpson admitted here that if there is a government shutdown, it will be the Republicans who end up taking the blame for it.
Maybe this guy is a fan of the short lived Nickelodeon cartoon "Invader Zim" and is referring to Poop Dog: Gangsta Spectre of Defeat.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
Please go fuck yourself.
Well said , ditto that MD . Another high and mighty jerk , so outta touch with the average American that he may as well be residing on Pluto .
"The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all."
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Christianity. What a damnable disgrace.
So, let 'em shut the gov't down. We peons will break out the pitchforks and torches.
The United States aspires to democracy, but no true democracy is attainable when the process is determined by economic power.
I've never liked this bastard. Then when his relatives in Springfield got their own show, well, that was the final fucking straw.
awesome! Grampa Simpson lives!
And people think Charlie Sheen is crazy?
"By words the mind is winged." - Aristophanes
and tell the American public what good has occurred during Obama's tenure so far..... instead of allowing an old man to spout bullshit?
I believe Obama wants only a single term......I voted for a Mohammed Ali and I got Juan Williams...WTF!!!!!
Oh, so this guy is a cranky old man! Wait, why was he having anything to do with making decisions for anything other than which right wing radio blowhard he listens to? It reminds me of this old guy I remember from a barber shop about 15 years ago. He said we should basically start a war and a draft just so us yunguns would stop being so entitled and get some respect. These people have no place in rational discussion.
I think Obama made a huge mistake with this guy. Maybe that's why he's defunct.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
Wow, I'm torn.... I was raised to respect my elders... and I'm 63...
So this petrified piece of excrement is my elder... but ..
Awww, what the f__k, I can't say anything respectuful aboput this old fool.. He makes Grandpa MCSlappyhappy... look sane.
You dumbass, if you are going to criticize why not at least try and get your facts, details correct you old piece of Shiite!
He's into the recreation defecation!
Personally I find Grandpa. Simpson's obsession with poop deeply...deeply offensive.
I guess I should cut him a little slack though given that he's now at the age where having a poop is a major accomplishment and when he does it's into a pair of "Depends".
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
Get the fuck off my lawn!
Why is this fossil allowed to speak?
"No one ever said these people were logically consistent."
- watchdog -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21wjkle8P2A
This old man's brain must have shrunk to the size of a walnut. I sure wouldn't want to be him. What an unpleasant creep.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
but that music does suck.
I have to agree. Rap back in the days was about something. Now it's all about BS. (but that's just my opinion, man)
Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/
about something. Mostly white. Vaguely skinhead. But something.
"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor
Chuck Norris has met his match! (You decide the category)
Technoviking is all kinds of colour. But you are right, he's mostly white stroboscope light.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/
My take on Old-man Simpson's latest outburst. What a dumbass.
Is the same as Enema Man's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMDqMGj3wrM
He was making fun of old people and their rationale for not caring about their grandchildren.
"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor
he was giving voice to their rationale and generally supporting it.
But he seems to have a constant thread of anger about his fellow geezers coursing through most of his commentary.
"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor
Mr. Simpson is one of the most insidious "insiders." He has always been the snake's "Go To Guy" for cover-ups, diversions, and perpetuation of outright lies. Why should anyone take anything he says as credible and not in the interests of his puppet-masters?
These so called "conservatives" are so culturally ignorant it's not even funny. They've been doing this for years and years (talking about "offensive" music) and it's getting so old and tired.
These so called "conservatives" are so culturally ignorant it's not even funny. They've been doing this for years and years (talking about "offensive" music) and it's getting so old and tired. They're proving how out of touch with the times they are. They are just making fools out of themselves at this point
This old man is so old he probably thought the Beatles were offensive too.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
The sheep who tune in to Flocks News get to listen to Alan Simpleton's trash talk. There might be justice in that.
"Trust no one, Mr. Mulder." - Well-Manicured Man
Hopefully the real Snoop will have a reply to ol' man Simpson that is as righteous as the one he had for ol' man O'Reilly.
Jackanape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJeNok-lTEw
or did you forget?
lady gaga has a classical education and look at her synthetic aesthetic, not everybody can go to juilliard, but this guy did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEC8nqT6Rrk
course he dropped out, didn't seem to hurt him none.
i only listened to less then a minute and i need my barf bag, what a pos
enorceht
I wish liberals would pick our battles more carefully, rather than just shout down anyone who voices their objections to some aspects of popular culture. Some people find the language offensive. It's within his rights to speak his mind about this. That's my feeling as a card-carrying liberal.
Go fuckin figure, another old crotchety conservative dickwad who hates America and working class Americans.
Is there not one Republican who has even a splinter of a soul or a shred of humanity?
They used to have Russia and Russians to hate.
Now they have America and Americans to hate.
WTF is wrong with these people?
Beer-i.e., God's Sweet Nectar- is a magic drink that makes you smarter, stronger, and more sexy.
-S. Colbert
What really happened was Obama gave Simpson and his ilk their shot at fixing everything they were complaining about Obama for. What it showed was how callous and careless this group is and that they totally negated their own efforts.
AHHHHHH! It's the Tall man from Phantasm! "Boyyyyyyy!"
....that in the tags Eminem is capitalized and "Snoop Dogg" is not?
I'm just sayin....
Hey asshole Simpson. So u think that my grandmother is stealing from me every month when her SS check arrives in her bank account? Well how about this. Explain to me who pays the lunch bill when me and grandma go to cracker barrel and she buys? How about this you scumbag. My good friend takes me to lunch every day because I cannot afford lunch sometimes thanks to you rich assholes. Guess where the money comes from? Yeah, see he gets a nice check every month (his was deposited today in fact, right on schedule) paid by the SS taxes me and my employer work and pay in to every day. He takes that check and makes sure he and I eat a nice meal every day for lunch at one of Lansing's small businesses and then he tips the waitperson for the service. See asshole, that's what SS does for me already. It's paying me back years before I have even become eligible. It's feeding people, it's keeping small businesses running so they can hire employees and pay them wages.
As far as I am concerned you grandpa mcpoopy pants asshole, you owe your life to this country. U should be walking around handing out dollar bills to everyone, thanking them for the privelege to be in this country. Yet what do you do when given the chance to make it a better place? You seek to drive people into poverty. You work to destroy it. You plot to see that you and yours are treated better than others. That is not the American way.
his hips....to the disgust of many....
and then he became the King.
Used to tell us how they called him "Elvis the Pelvis", back then.
We have not been scuffling in this waste-howling wildness for the right to be stupid.
Toni Cade Bambara
In the 20s (and for many years later) they came for my jazz
In the 30s, they came for my swing bands
In the 50s (and for many years later)they came for my rock 'n roll
In the 60s, they didn't know who to come for (and the Dead already had folks following them)
In the 70s, they came for disco (and we rejoiced)
In the 80s, they came for punk and heavy metal, who didn't give a f---
And hip-hop, well, that already fit a preconceived category, pre-disapproved, you might say
And when I digitized my library, they came for me
But I've always wondered, what the hell do these people listen to? Lawrence Welk? Old Osbornes LPs?
there were 'like' and 'fan' buttons.
you deserve both.
Reality ain't.
old fart!! Sad state of affairs the narrow-minded, shallow & greedy people that are elected to positions of power in the U.S.
I'm rather hoping to hear what Eminem might come up with in response to this disconnected old man.
I snarfed my coffee when I read this. I just saw it on Rachel Maddow and I can't stop laughing! WTF? How old is this crypt keeper anyway?
Is that you Alan? ALAN! You have to speak up. He's got to be hard of hearing.
Save the jokes you prune dick pickle fart. Nobody cares. Sit down, shut up. Make yourself useful and empty your underwear yourself this time. Rifle through old lady McCain's purse and get yourself some happy pills so we won't have to listen to your cranky old yap. Sheesh.
Personally, I hope there is a government shutdown. I'd love to see the Republicans take the hit for fucking up our lives like that. It might finally be the nail in the coffin for their arrogant, obstructionist, do-nothing party.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
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petrified piece of excrement"
The inteligentsia have spoken. Dude's old. And Anal.
"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor
. . .but i like Eminem & Snoop Dogg, and the LAST thing i do is blame kids for the screwups done by so-called 'adults'.
Reality ain't.
I think you need an enema, man.
...of an art. He's been a jerk as far back as I can remember, which is several decades.
Yet, even a nearly complete A-hole realizes that shutting down the government is a terrible idea. We can only hope that the suicidal tendencies of the Right Wing are allowed to flourish and destroy the Republican Party and the wart on the end of its nose, the Tea Party. We have to hope that the Thug Scott Walker destroys both his own and the future of the GOP in Wisconsin. Democrats are never going to triumph over the Wingers -- so we need them to commit suicide.
Shall we sing another chorus of "My Dingaling"? I bet he's heard of Chuck Berry.
I dunno... yeah, yeah, he's older than Methuselah... but for me , it's got a lot less to do with that than just the sheer ick factor...
I mean, c'mon... Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg? Seriously?
Enema man?
I don't think he was mocking his generation... I just think he is that culturally ignorant.
These appellations sound like something out of Romper Room.
In the marketplace of ideas, too many people shop in the bargain basement.
-- Thunder BlueRose
Why, yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU
http://saxman.bravepages.com
Turn scores of millions of previous "I'm above politics!" citizens into Dem Party political activists in a span of a week when the shutdown starts to hurt their wallets.
I was a Fed civil servant back when they did it last time (1995). It caused an enormous amount of fiscal hardship for those who were furloughed, and the ones left to do the job were driven to the wall. It convinced me and a lot of other capable, dedicated Fed workers to leave in disgust. Never went back. Keep that up, and you'll get only the 'best of the rest' handling critical social service jobs.
They think Wisconsin is bad for Rethugs? Shut the Feds Gubmint down this time and it will be Wisconsin x 50. Lots of O'Reilly's demi-conscious 'Folks' will find out real quick when they don't get the checks that they live on just how dependent they are on the government they've been conditioned to despise.
Speaks volumes as to the corrupt and out of touch reality of our governing bodies when bigoted and demented old fools like Simpson are enlisted to dictate how average citizens of this country should be required to live! This man was a disgrace as a senator and Obama has shown his stripes by appointing him to the "Cat Food Commission" and actually PRAISING! his "work"! Our entire governmental system is broken down to the local level in most instances and is demonstrating a precipitpous slide into fascism with the republicans as the party of th anti-democracy movement, the T-Baggers as their "Brown Shirts", and the right-wing militias, border vigilantes, skin heads, and bible thumping evangelical wackos starring as the "Black Shirt" contingent! The democrats, of course, are fulfilling the role as the Weimar republic quite nicely, thank-you, and seem to be comfortable in suffering the same fate!
... was the revelation that Homer's dad used to be a US Senator. Who knew?
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