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Newt Gingrich (R-GA) loves the country so much that it has caused him to stray from his marriages.

At least, that what the former House speaker seemed to be saying in a recent interview with CBN's David Brody.

"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate," Gingrich said.

"What I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn't trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them," he said.

Gingrich has been married three times and divorced twice.

His second wife, Marianne, revealed to Esquire last year how the former speaker had presented his first wife with the terms of their divorce while she was in the hospital recovering from surgery for uterine cancer in 1980.

Rumors about Gingrich's fondness for oral sex with other women have circulated for some time. A 1995 Vanity Fair profile explained how Anne Manning had claimed she had been intimate with him.

In 1999, over the Mother's Day weekend and on the same day his second wife had been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, Gingrich informed her he had found someone else.

In fact, he had reportedly been having an affair with Callista Bisek for six years.

Gingrich divorced his second wife in 2000 and married Callista that same year.

The Georgia Republican has launched a website to take donations for a possible 2012 presidential bid, but he will have to work hard to get conservative votes.

"He's the last person I'd vote for for president of the United States," Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) told the Tulsa World in August. "His life indicates he does not have a commitment to the character traits necessary to be a great president."

Gingrich "doesn't know anything about commitment to marriage," he added.

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pissed off patricia's picture

He loved his country so much he had to fu*k someone other than his wife? Damn, that's some serious country love.

But I guess in the circle he runs in that might be a ligit excuse. Vitter loved his country even more. He loved it so much he had to fu*k someone other than his wife and he even wore diapers to prove it.

I bet that's why Charlie Sheen is so screwed up, he just loves his country so damned much.

Then there is president Clinton, he didn't love his country as much as Newt and others, but he was getting close.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Paul the Sax Guy's picture

I guess when you've got nothing, any answer will suffice.

Wow... just wow...

Sorry, officer, I was driving at 135 miles per hour down Dyer St. because I'm just so passionate about my country, the adrenaline just made my foot do its own thing.

Sorry, dear, I was just so passionate about my country that I accidentally knocked her down and my dick fell in.

Yes, Your Honor, I'm just so passionate about my country that I robbed that 7-11 because I wanted a lot of Presidents' portraits to carry around with me....

Damn... that seems to work with so much!


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Yeah Newt, eating a woman other than your wife's pussy isn't cheating in your perverse hypocritical book. Like Palin, this asshole knows that he can never be President but like that other tramp, he also realizes that he can get rich manipulating the millions of angry dumbasses by telling them that he will indeed run.

Phoenix Justice's picture

I really can't see Newt pleasuring any woman in that way. I think his current wife was in it for the power, not for Newt's tongue.


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The Political Junkie's picture

had to blow Newt in order to become the current Mrs. Gingrich.

What some women will do for love, or money, or power, for that matter - EWWWWWW

Phoenix Justice's picture

And people make call girls and rent boys out to be bad people.


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smithersSOCAL's picture

but hey at least he isnt blowing cops in airport restrooms.

he's virtually normal!

NS57's picture

like one of those aliens on "V"

Artist formerly known as gempei's picture
NS57's picture

when faced with the "act" to lie back and think of England. Maybe that's what Newt was doing while in one of his many daliances, lying there thinking about the USA, that's what gets his pecker up.

At a Canadian political rally, an incumbent said: I love my country, if my country were a woman, I'd marry her. A perceptive heckler from the crowd yelled: You may as well, you've been fucking her enough.

miss_kitty's picture

"Honey, I fucked her because I love my country with a blinding passion."

and by the way, republicpartyofresponsibility Newt dude

"...things happened in my life that were not appropriate..."

You mean hardons? Those things just don't 'happen,' self-appointed guardian of the public morals. Those hardons are your responsibility. You made them happen. Just abstain, Newt! Don't do it! Just say no!! See how easy that is? Shove that "Do as I say..." crap.

Loonie's picture

Well he's certainly done his best to fuck America.

pissed off patricia's picture

Chris Matthews is doing a segment on this tonight. Some times I think Chris' staff just comes here to C&L and uses the stories here to do his show.

I hope I never love my country as much as Newt does and god help my husband if he ever does.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

xagzan's picture

Yes, I, too get aroused when I see the flag

pissed off patricia's picture

Is that why we all stand up when we salute the flag, so no one will notice how passionate the gentlemen are?


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xagzan's picture

Depends what you mean by "salute the flag."

Ba-dum tsshh

has sooooo much potential for hilarity. :)


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Phoenix Justice's picture

Actually, if you stand up, the boners are more visible.


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Geometry. And the older gal who taught it to him in high school before he married her.


"That's fu*#ing retarded."
Big City Mayor

freder421's picture

sorry to tell you, but god does not vote in american elections. So that lie you told on god does not work.

gump's picture

I got a great passion for my country. Just check out my Graigslist personal. Just in case you didn't see the small print, no fatties.

Newster.

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ICQ***********


is intended to be a factual statement

ron's picture

we all needed a laugh after enduring the last post about Wisconsin.

Medical Diagnosis by Video's picture

I wanted to fuck the country, but I fucked the easiest woman instead. In fact, I fucked them both.

Karen's picture

"I felt compelled to seek god's forgiveness. Not god's understanding, but god's forgiveness."

Dear America, please stop believing that believing in fairy tales gets you off the hook for your own misdeeds.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

Mr. Green Jeans's picture

Instead of god's understanding, he meant to say god's underpants.


"Let's talk dirty to the animals"

Alerta_Alerta's picture

Now i get it, That's why i can't get anybody. Listen up female population of the world, I LOVE MY COUNTRY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Come at me. :D


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ron's picture

don't get Neutered.

Phoenix Justice's picture

You mean Newtered?


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Alerta_Alerta's picture

Hee, you two are not female. I only want serious reactions. :p

Edit: i love ma country, yo!


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Jones N.'s picture

Newt dumped his sick wife for a more attractive woman. That's about as bad as getting a blow job from your 21 year old intern in the oval office. Scumbags all.

Phoenix Justice's picture

Nah, getting a blow job from your 21 year old intern in the Oval Office is steps above divorcing your wife while she was in the hospital with cancer.


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NavSpecWarVet's picture

This slimy asshole dumped two sick wives. He had an affair with the woman who became wife number two. Then she had the misfortune to come down with MS. Then he started giving the high hard one to the Stepford Clone who became number three. This while he was slamming Clinton. Man, I hate this hypocritical son of a bitch. If you listen real close to what he is saying he doesn't really say anything.

citizensane's picture

is a pathological LIAR and a narccissistic psychopath.


Religion will be the downfall of Humanity.

"He's the last person I'd vote for for president of the United States," Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) told the Tulsa World in August. "His life indicates he does not have a commitment to the character traits necessary to be a great president." Gingrich "doesn't know anything about commitment to marriage," he added.

Yeah. Coburn's been nipping at Gingrich's heels since they were in the House together. He thinks the Newt-Wit is too liberal, and feared that the country was moving too much to the center under his Speakership.

I almost want to vote for Gingrich in a Republican primary just to piss Colburn off. Frankly I don't need any self-righteous, religious ass-hat scolding me for moral failures.

By the way, who would Coburn vote for? Alan Keyes.

Oh, and Newt, you know what the right answer to this question is? It's very simple: "Yeah, I was wrong. I own it." Stop dancing around it with more religious banter.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

Phoenix Justice's picture

By the way, who would Coburn vote for? Alan Keyes.

Senator Coburn would never vote for a black guy, no matter how bat shit theocratic fascist he was.


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pinkobait's picture

Jeezuz Newt your gall is suffocating.


"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "

-Jack Handy

jmj680's picture

Is there a more smarmy jerk in politics than Gingrich? God, I hope not. What a complete asshat.

Roket's picture

Yeah, God has forgiven him twice. So far. But who's counting?

Geronimo.'s picture

Gingrich munches scat!! That's all we need to know about him. That cannot be repeated enough. He is a complete and utter scat muncher!!

R.I.P. Bill Hicks.


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Phoenix Justice's picture

This time I won't argue with you.


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can't get married ... they must have out of marriage sex to prove how much they love the USA?

And I guess all the faithful husbands just don't love their country enough

Coulda had a V-8's picture

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Step aside, Powers.

There's a new lover in town. Austin Gingrich, Southern Nationalist Man of Misogyny.

"Do I make you horny, baby? Do I make you randy? Oh! God forgive me!"

Anais's picture

Sort of like the guy who made it. Just how stupid does he think we are?

Patriot Actor's picture

of someone who has no business telling anyone how to live their life....

Mirror mirror on his wall....
he sees no reflection....
none at all....

fitley's picture

Newt Gapehole "Pussy Patriot".

Newt as the little kids say, if you love America so much then marry it (and leave the women you hurt alone - it's the only decent thing a creep like you can do.)


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Paul the Sax Guy's picture

Oh... my... god...

OK, I'm sorry my GI son raped your daughter and killed all your relatives... you see, he's so passionate about his country, sometimes he just can't control himself...

Oh... my... god...


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bad behavior, huh?


"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui

unrepentant_expat's picture

If God has been granting the Newt with all the forgiveness he requires, the dude is over worked.

moonbatlulu's picture

caught in adultery and other sexual misconduct ...

On the other hand, the rich and oppressive powerful got short shrift from him

BTW, Mr. Gingerich, does your forgiving God also forgive all those Muslim terrorists and those young girls getting abortions because they were raped????

and trashing their lifestyle. But, while many are serial adulterers and serial marriers, I cannot think of any that left a wife in the recovery room after cancer surgery for their mistress. The latest wife was the mistress when he was married to wife number two, (also his first known mistress). He even admits to other affairs that didn't result in marraige. By Newt's patriotism standards, Larry King is one of the most patriotic guys alive and I think he at least got divorced before he began dating again. Mickey Rooney was pretty patriotic too. It would be fun to see him in the primaries against Trump, also thrice married and a cheater on wife #1. Romney, the guy that could argue for multiple wives has only had one, but of course Mormon wives are the same as Stepford Wives. When all is said and done, it's hard to imagine being married to any of these creeps. I guess the upside for these women is that the men are either in DC or on the road a lot.

redsaunas's picture

I think he means something that sounds like 'country'.

At least the first syllable...

glogrrl's picture

I think you're right!! He's addicted to the poussee!


“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”

moraltrumpslegal's picture

Newt suffers from the most dangerous addiction: http://www.strike-the-root.com/most-dangerous...

Edwin's picture

Over 300,000,000 Americans and look at the sorry assholes that will run for president. USA USA USA-- don't get no finer, no way, no how.


far left loon >.<

character first's picture

Senator Tom Coburn is right Newt doesn't have the right character, but the same can be said of Coburn.

A Vietnam Era draft dodger claims to be pro-life. You cannot believe the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim and claim to be pro-life.

Who will be the next Asshole to speak.

ronhohn's picture

earthquakes happen, tsunamis happen, shit happens but his transgressions did not happen - he orchestrated them.

I just find it amazing that all these worthless creatures gravitate to Fox.


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If you need funds to pay for frivolity, you have a spending problem

integrity in the history of western civilization. This entire sector of the spiral arm is stooopit'r for him having uttered such bullshit. Imagine what a newly convicted criminal would get if he make such shabby excuses just prior to being sentenced: " Oh, well in that case...all's forgiven"? Not likely. One more proof that the Sociopath Gingrich is psychologically and morally unfit for any position of trust, influence or power.

johnlal's picture

With so many people out of work, his complaints are going to offend millions. There are a lot of people who want to get work to support their families. Newt complains that his hard "work" was the cause of his dalliances in DC. Incredible.

Martin Johnson's picture

So much for conservatives taking responsibility.

TJ's picture

Newt loves his country so much it gives him a Boehner.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Just another narcissistic asswipe.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

appnzllr's picture

I can see his point.

He and his buddies have F*@K'd up the country pretty good.

Mike.K.'s picture

As Sen Bullworth said, "I do it for the p*ssy!" In rap, no less!
I still have seizures when I try to imagine Bush 2 or Cheney saying that. Otherwise, excellent movie.

Bogie's picture

You might enjoy this hilarious faux Mrs. Gingrich the Third's twitter feed.

LockeNessMonster's picture

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF CLINTON HAD USED THE "I WAS WORKING SO HARD FOR THIS COUNTRY' EXCUSE!!!!!!! Somewhere John Edwards is thinking, "f*#k, why didn't I think of that!"
Newt knows he doesn't stand a chance. He just wants to get some measure of support, so when he endorses a front-runner, he gets something in return.
My first question to him in a debate: "Sir, you have stated that the pressures of being Speaker caused you to do bad things. The office of the President will no doubt present even more challenges, pressure, and stress. How, then, can you assure the American people you will not, once again, for a third time, commit adultery while holding public office?"


I've seen some stuff, man. And some thangs...

patasalada's picture

The Gingrich logic is one to which only a snaggle toothed, collard eating, cousin ph**king retard with a southern accent could subscribe. And to imagine that there are sufficient numbers of morons and imbeciles to elect such a charlatan is beyond belief.

Before I retired from life as a clinical psychologist, such B.S. from a patient would suggest the probability if not the necessity of any of a number of compelling DSM diagnoses.

mcnairbo's picture

Logically, Bill Clinton was working a lot harder, being the president of the United States, so he must be Really patriotic. I'm sure Newt forgives him, not.

Nobody for President's picture

But he can't vote.

I remember alll the crap this guy has pulled and I don't forgive.

And I vote.

character first's picture

If Anne Manning says Newt was "morally corrupt" then Newt in joining the Roman Catholic Church must feel right at home.

Now he can cover up the crimes of the pedophile priests.

jodieez's picture

Working hard goes all the way to my pants. The power in my loins takes over my brain and makes me do things that are pleasurable and result in a very large Boehner.

okami's picture

Christine O'Donnell said that masturbation is adultery.

Newt Gingrich claims patriotism drove him to adultery.

Therefore masturbation is patriotic.

DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY, 'REAL AMERICANS'!


Reality ain't.

clara13's picture

If Newt doesn't have photo-shopped images of "lady Liberty" in the nude.

Clouseau2's picture

(from memory)

Clark Griswold: I was just swimming in the pool and I was hungry and this nude cocktail waitress jumped in to take my order.
Rusty Griswold: That's a good story dad. You think mom will buy it?
Clark Griswold: Good talk, son. Now go to bed.

ozarkmtalien's picture

Can't people see that the only reason he will run for president since he and everyone knows he will never win,
is for money. This way he gets money donated to him and it keeps him as a commentator on Fox and probably another book. It is how he makes a living, he is like a slug living off the donations and then sliming his way onto fox news. Sorry about comparing fox with news.

Jaycubed's picture

Newt claims to be a devout, family values supporting, born-again christian. But, if he truly believed in his fairy tale he should demand that both he and Callista, his adulterous partner in fornication (as his marriage is not valid to either his god or his professed religion), should be put to death as commanded by his god: "the people of the land shall stone him with stones."

By his professed moral code, religious belief & behavioral standards:
There is no ambiguity as to what he is, a criminal serial adulterer.
There is no ambiguity as to what is the punishment for his crimes, death.

Luke.16
[18] Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.

Mark.10
[11] And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
[12] And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.

Matt.5
[32] But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Lev.20
[10] And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
(All KJV)

It is obvious that Newt does not actually believe in the existence of his professed god or in the rules of the fairy tale book he professes is the word of that god. He obviously does not fear the eternal damnation that his repeated actions should bring him according to his stated beliefs.

The only possible conclusion is that Newt Gingrich is a closet Atheist.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Including schtupping interns?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

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