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President George W. Bush is warning Americans not to fall for scams trying to raise money off the disaster in Haiti.

"I need to put a pitch in for the clintonbushhaitifund.org," Bush told NBC's David Gregory. "One of my concerns is shysters show up and take advantage of people's good will and generosity. So people want to help, one avenue besides the established NGO's would be to tap on that website and we'll help make sure your money is spent in a transparent accountable way," he said.

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miss_kitty's picture

before I'd give money to anything w/ Bush OR Clinton's name on it.

As for "looking out for shysters," a 'shyster' is "a person who is professionally unscrupulous especially in the practice of law or politics," asswipe, eg, in law, John Yoo or Alberto Gonzales; in the field of politics, you and The Dick; and in law AND politics, Scooter Libby and Jack Abramoff.

"...[T]ransparent and accountable..." Asshole. Someone (probably The Clenis, no doubt the brains of the op) TOLD you to use those words, because we KNOW you have NFI what either of those words mean. Go back to Dallas you Haiti killing asshole.

ysbaddaden's picture

gonzales and yoo?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Ape-Man's picture

Republicans.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

MountainMan23's picture

.. pretty much sums up the entire 8 years of the Bush administration ..

.. and the 2000 election itself, come to think of it ..


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

Liberal AND Proud's picture

And he should know...coming from a family of longtime shysters.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Whitehouse's picture

A statement from Bush which cuts wood. The established NGO's is you can trust.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Wood is better than wind.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

calgarylady's picture

an ill wind.

;)

Evet's picture

Bush warning us to watch out for Shysters.

calgarylady's picture
yep

Rich, ain't it?

Evet's picture

I'm watching most of this stuff (U.S.A. the Movie) with disbelief anymore.

Patriot Actor's picture

requires suspended disbelief methinks...

calgarylady's picture

and it's the scariest horror movie I've ever seen.

calgarylady's picture

Ventriloquist dummies, in particular, terrify me.

The movie 'Magic' with Anthony Hopkins and AnnMargret gave me nightmares for months.

ron's picture

Who had their hand up Bush's butt? Did I miss something?

calgarylady's picture

You don't know the answer, ron? I'm surprised.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

condi.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

calgarylady's picture
and

dick.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Patriot Actor's picture

it seems the black hats out number the white ones....

We should send a few down from the Cowtown!

calgarylady's picture

Cowberry to the rescue! Yee Haw!

Patriot Actor's picture

and I thought I was the only one around that used the Cowberry pie...

Well done!

calgarylady's picture

*blushing*

:)

Patriot Actor's picture

I am currently in Phoenix taking care of my Mom...
Pretty nice down here...
The hiking and running in the sun in the Phoenix Mountain Preserve is awesome.

Sorry to rub that in....

calgarylady's picture

I'd love to be in Arizona right now. I can't complain, though. It's pretty warm here.

Enjoy yourself, PA, and all the best to your mom!

Evet's picture

relief operations.
Directing us from the sky above.
http://www.archives.gov/press/press-kits/pict...

calgarylady's picture

Astride a white horse, no less!

Evet's picture

on the horse . .

calgarylady's picture

:)

Patriot Actor's picture

is it called the manzere?....or a 'bro'?

Patriot Actor's picture

The Chucklehead Kid Rides Again.

MountainMan23's picture

".. (U.S.A. the Movie) .."

most excellent!


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

Patriot Actor's picture

part western....political thriller, war film....drama...and a comedy....

but mostly it's a love story! Because we love her...or the idea of her....

Evet's picture

The greatest blockbuster of all time.

Karyn's picture

I'm done watching the 'USA Movie'... I'll just go read some Stephen King. A LOT less frightening!!

TimMcFarland's picture

I got a text message today. I don't know where it came from, but it gave me instructions to send money to Haiti. I deleted it. I've already given via the Red Cross website. My guess is that it would be easy to find a way to send out these kind of messages, and direct people to give money under false pretenses.

Believe me, I'm not a Bush fan, but he's right on this.

Beware.

Rascalcat's picture

Like I've always said, "No one can spot a bull shitter like another bull shitter." Goes for shysters, too.

Rascalcat's picture

Haliburton, Black Fox, and Freedom Works there already?

Janeane The Acerbic Goblin's picture

As they say "it takes a thief to catch a thief"...

I think Obama should have tapped Bush's father or Carter for this. They're not as embarrassing as W.

Patriot Actor's picture
W

He has a certain way with words....

i'm trying to find a word to describe it....

embarrassing perhaps?

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Inchoate?

Sounds like the name of an Injun tribe, don't it...


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

BigD145's picture

Did Clinton ask him to say this, because that would be bloody brilliant of him.

Edwin's picture

Indeed.

Dick Cheney could finance the entire Haiti relief with just some of his skimmings (via Halliburton alone). The whole rotten gang could afford to build them a whole new country, from scratch, in a completely different sea.


far left loon >.<

Liberalicious's picture

This is Pot.

You're Black.

real_earl's picture

Yes, thank you Captain Disaster, ...in a crisis shysters show up ... wouldnt want Eric Prince or The Haliburton Kid to step in to this weeks clam-bake, but after all help takes time ....smirk smirk ...
Jesus, the irony just drips off this worm.


I'm Boycotting NewsCorp! Heres what not to buy: http://www.cjr.org/resources/index.php?c=news...

calgarylady's picture

He's still smirking, smiling and laughing at inappropriate times.

There is something seriously wrong with him.

Edwin's picture

He's a tuh-duh head.

My friend in high school said that. When I asked what it meant, she said, did you get a picture. YES, I did. That's what it means.


far left loon >.<

Liberalicious's picture
BTW

Will this count as Community Service for W?

Ape-Man's picture

If so, he should be out in time to do plenty of brush clearing.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

PSzymeczek's picture

He no longer has it.

Patriot Actor's picture

and they are Conservatives, Republicans...Libertarians..
(and thankfully one who reminds me Molly Ivans)

Well they called Bush....a Yankee....an outsider.....

"We don't know where he came from"......

Capt. Bat Guano's picture

"One of my concerns is shysters show up and take advantage of people's good will and generosity...."

And some times they're appointed by SCOTUS.


Generally speaking I don't trust anyone making over 150K a year.

dswagz's picture

The shysters re easy to spot: They're the one's shaking bush's hand at any given moment.

project's picture
Yes

bush/chenny the biggest shysters I know!

SickupandFed's picture

The only shyster that needs watching is him. And Bill

cund_gulag's picture

up for this?
All that sweat, the shakes, DT's, and all we get is "Heh, heh, heh, look out for shyster's?"
What'd you do, look in the mirror, or take a look at Uncle Dick's photo?

Whatever the poor people of Haiti may, or may not have done, they don't deserve this - I'm not talking about the horrible earthquake, I'm talking about Bush!
The horror... the horror... the horror....

rmb's picture

George W wants accountability? How about his war profiteer team swing into action. Get Blackwater down there, shoot a few looters set an example. KBR, Halliburton, oh those profitable, unaccountable Bush war years. "Shysters"? Takes one to know one by George.


This is not my father's America

I wonder if the dynamic duo of ex presidents might be more to make sure the economic state of Haiti is preserved.

A crisis like this could result an revolt among the population at large against going back to business as usual.
They have the spotlight on them and with the aid pouring in, now is the time that popular movement for some semblance of democracy to gain traction.

The two proved they were no friends of the Haitian people but have an interest to assuring things stay the same with the corporate friendly administration installed in 2004.
This seemingly bold move keeps the cameras on them and off any voices for real change that would raise Haiti from being the basket case of the Caribbean.

Yeah.
You have to watch out for shysters, for they'll take your money.
More importantly, you have to watch out for boldsters, they'll take your whole damn country.

Patriot Actor's picture

who was more conservative...Clinton or Bush?

Fiscally is a no brainer....and or getting caught with your pants down is also a strong pointer....
but.....

Evet's picture

warned by James Goldsmith and others that hiring 47 foreigners for the price of one American will cause a horrible disaster. And it has. Jobs vanishing and a flood of cheap and inferior and dangerous goods.

k1tten666's picture

I saw this and peed and pooped from laughter!

Patriot Actor's picture

your post and did the same!

sixandseveneights's picture

Bush brought a strong, healthy and prosperous country to it's knees, could you imagine what he could do to Haiti?

Dateline Baghdad 2108's picture

You're telling us? If anyone would know a shyster it's you W.

For eight long years you fronted a mafia that robbed this country blind and killed 7,000 troops and 10's of thousands of innocent Afghan's and Iraqi's.

You no good **********!


Frank Zappa - Make A Jazz Noise Here

LeftandLeft's picture

This twisted bastard Bush always seems to combine bad comedy with mass death.

fymioyo's picture

that impels him to keep going to the well in resurrecting those responsible for the worst period in our history as he *cough* moves the country forward? Making Bush a figurehead in any kind of disaster relief is an unspeakable slap in the face to all those he happily abandoned post-Katrina. I knew when I heard that Obama had called the coach of the losing team in the NCAA football championship (not just the winning coach, as per tradition) that this guy has serious "everybody please like me" issues. But Bush and disaster relief????!!!

majii's picture

IMHO, I think the president was trying to be charitable toward "W." It would have made "W' look bad had he refused. I also thought he shouldn't have asked "W" to participate. He would have been my last choice because he's done nothing to help the less fortunate since he left office, but he has spent a lot of time padding his pockets with his "motivational speaking tours." Ack.

sixandseveneights's picture

He should have told us that 8 years ago.

Edwin's picture

And that would have been the wisest thing he ever said.

(He knows what he's talking about. Takes one to know one.)


far left loon >.<

Evet's picture

from Bushes 01 Tax Rebates.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Are shysters lawyers who stammer and blush a lot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P6I4pT_tVA


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

calgarylady's picture

Thanks, ysb!

Tax the Rich's picture

Well, if anyone should know about shysters, it's definitely G-Dub!


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

majii's picture

The Former Shyster in Chief is warning Americans about shysters soliciting donations for Haiti. How rich. LOL. I donated through WH.gov to the Red Cross before Limppaw told his listeners not to donate through the WH site because Obama would take their money. My receipt was issued from the RC, not the WH.

OldKoloa's picture
...

W looks like shit and probably hung over since he's been out of office. Stupid grin is still the same. Why oh why did Obama bring in him? I hope he doesn't hit up gofuckyourself Cheney, next.


America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ~ Abraham Lincoln

majii's picture

Cheney probably cannot be found. He's hiding in his bunker eating Cheetos and drinking goat milk. He only answers phone calls from Fuchs Noose and Politico, otherwise, forget it. I'll take to the streets in a fricking rage if Cheney joins in this cause, and I hope I'll have plenty of company.

David762's picture

we're all just looking in all the wrong places (for Cheney's "hidden bunker"). Here's a hint: when Dubya eats too many bean burritos, raw onions and beer, Cheney dons a gas mask to avoid Dubya's "ill wind".

Dubya was Cheney's sock-puppet for 8 years, so you know what Cheney's hand smelled like ...


"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
-- John F. Kennedy

mikeeee's picture

As in haliburton and blackwater?

"In 1994 The 700 Club carried frequent reports on the humanitarian work being done in Zaire by Operation Blessing, Robertson's international relief organization. Typically, the reports were accompanied by appeals for donations.

What Robertson didn't tell viewers was that he also owned a for-profit company, African Development Co., which, with Mobutu's blessing, was doing exploratory mining for diamonds in Zaire.

Also unreported-- until two pilots came forward with the story in 1997-- was the fact that Operation Blessing's tax-exempt cargo planes were used almost exclusively for Roberton's diamond-mining operation, not for humanitarian purposes."

http://www.msmagazine.com/sept03/sizemore.asp

"Soon after Hurricane Katrina crashed onto the Gulf Coast, the Federal Emergency Management Agency promoted a list of charities on its website that were accepting donations for hurricane relief. Dozens of media outlets, including The New York Times, CNN and the Associated Press, duly reprinted FEMA’s list. The top three charities listed were: the Red Cross, Operation Second Harvest and Operation Blessing, which was founded by Christian televangelist Pat Robertson..."

http://www.democracynow.org/2005/9/9/fema_pro...

Edwin's picture

We need Jon Stewart to do this skit. He's got the W. move down: watch out for shysters.


far left loon >.<

bibimimi's picture

heh-heh-heh-heh!

bibimimi's picture

poop merchants?

David762's picture

the jokes practically write themselves.

Since I already know all about the C-Streeters, and the 700 Club, and all the other supposedly Christian preaching-for-profit charities, I think I will stick with the IRC or DWB for Haiti, but thanks so much for your "compassionate conservatism", of which I have already had my fill.


"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
-- John F. Kennedy

St. Paul Scout's picture

Two peas in a pod. Both are liars, both are crooks.

diffrntdrummr's picture

Both are republicans.

Nowonmai's picture

Bush warning about shysters is like water warning about being wet.

redjade's picture

I was raised knowing that the term 'shyster' was anti-Jewish.

Even if Bush didn't mean that precisely - shouldn't he apologize just like Reid is supposed to apologize for saying Negro?

shag12@sbcglobal.net's picture

This "shyster" led us in the mess we're in now. It takes one to know one.

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