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September 01, 2009 MSNBC Countdown with Keith Olbermann

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Radhika's picture

Sarah doesn't like to work much, so she could prance around babbling and playing dress ups for 4 years. Doing TV shows, blowing off speaking dates. Dick - who actually likes to run the government from the Dark Side - could reclaim his old command center in the bunker and start his 3rd term as POTUS.

calgarylady's picture
yep

I can see it all now. Run for your lives, people!

Can O Whoopass's picture

Thought Cheney had a heart condition back in 2000?

What happened, did he get an Iraqi child's heart and decide to plant it in his chest instead of eating it raw and still beating, this time?

ssteve60's picture

Dick Cheney has the heart of a child
.....in a jar
.....on his desk

EL SEGUNDO's picture

i think it should be more like palin - cheney. dick likes to be behind the scenes. he is like a turd that clings.

Bill israel's picture

would that be fun to watch!

surfjac's picture

..after that, it seems sad commentary on where the American collective psyche is at right now.
Its "the people who are paying attention to what's been said and done wanting justice" vs. "the 'they kept us safe' crowd". I just hope that JUSTICE wins out!


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

pissed off patricia's picture

How old will cheney be by then, like a hundred or something. Maybe we are focusing on the wrong cheney. Maybe Lizzy would like to run as Palin's veep. God, just thinking about that makes my stomach feel uneasy.

So if we get hit now it will be Obama's fault but when we were hit in 2001 it wasn't bush's fault? How does that work exactly?


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Blue Lensman's picture

In human years or vampire years?

pissed off patricia's picture

Both if there's a difference. He was born in 1941, so that would make him 71 in human years by 2012. His heart will be about 100 years old with the problems its had.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

lafingas's picture

?????????????

Sierra Matt's picture

Heart?

What heart??!!?

The reason he's still alive is that no one can figure out where to hammer the wooden stake to end his miserable existence.

Blue Lensman's picture

He keeps his heart in a box, more of a casket really, at an "undisclosed (but highly secure) location"

ron's picture
?

In the man sized safes?

gonbald's picture

I can't picture a dick wih a heart.
Oops, just saw his picture.
NOW I can.

-Bricked-'s picture

Doesn't matter, he has mastered Sith alchemy to the point where he can indefinitely prolong his life.

Anais's picture

Hard to believe he won't be 82, but then Dick's body always was old for his age. But I digress.
Even if that is the GOP slate, it will never get elected. People no longer trust Cheney who by then could very well be indicted for war crimes. And Palin has already shown her fondness for quitting (colleges, a governorship, but who's counting), and her inability to answer even the simplest questions without looking vacuous.

pinkobait's picture

World War IV-2013


"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "

-Jack Handy

Different Anonymous's picture
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At this point I'm actually hoping the Mayas are right and the big cosmic ctrl-alt-del in 2012 just finishes us off. The timing with the '12 elections is somewhere between eerie and scaresthef*ckouttame.

miss_kitty's picture

will just call up the big cosmic task manager.

-Bricked-'s picture

If it were up to me I'd click the Start button, Shut down, then Restart.

calgarylady's picture

I hope The End is swift and painless.

Biggus Diggus's picture

All it takes is one terr'ist attack and Amerrrkuns will be so scared they'll vote for Dead Eye. Why do you think he's on the media all the time. He's just waiting and hoping. And if it doesn't happen, he'll have his Blackwater buddies stage an attack.

noah's picture

Operation Northwoods, here we come.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northw...

sofla's picture

Dick and Hick in 2012!

TeaEyeIs's picture

doesn't start behaving like a democrat, we might well wind up with Cheney/Palin - or the equivalent.

As others have said - Obama is morphing from FDR to Carter.

Loonie's picture

Cheney kept America safe by giving the terrorists what they wanted?

bmw 528's picture

Adolf and Eva Dickie and Dufus will wow em---in Somalia!


"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."

Robert F. Kennedy

lex's picture

Warning, Cheney will stop at nothing to be elected. If he can't rig the election (like Bush did in 2000 and 2004) he will even murder our own people to get the Power he so desperately craves.
They are a joke to us but Cheney and Palin are both evil wingnut extremists and will resort to lies, intimidation, violence, fear and hate to get what they want. You know, the same stuff the Republican Party has been doing for years now.

Bonkers's picture

...buckshot to the faces of dissenters and further mutilation of the English language, too, also. ...There. Crimes that are just as bad the ones you already listed.


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

proudlyprogressive's picture

............is addicted to POWER and he would jump at the chance to be in the Executive Branch again, and squash all the bad talk about his murders, and assinations, and of course, torture. He would torture us, for the corporations.

futt the wuck's picture

What a great idea!

Maybe by then Texas will have seceded from the Union.

Those two can run for President THERE.

Sounds like a plan, yes???

Bonkers's picture

...that Batman will keep an eye on this arch-fiend!


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Joe O.'s picture

Even if this were to be a ticket for 2012 the odds of Cheney/Palin winning are pretty remote. True, there will always be those die hard nutty followers but right now most people simply loathe Cheney and Palin has proven time and time again to be a dunce when it comes to international issues.

Besides, Cheney's medical condition(s) are arguably even worse than John McCain's and Palin can't stand the intense political heat that comes with running for high office.

In my opinion, a Cheney/Palin has a slim chance at best of being successful.

MinuteMan's picture

n/t

LibertyLover's picture

Initially, though, Cheney could explain to Palin "just what a Vice-President does all day."

But on the other hand, wouldn't Palin then be accused of "pallin' around with terrorists?"(Cheney, that is)


Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.

im hoping at any rate. no one could possible have any more use for this villain. i hope his sixth or seventh or whatever heart issue finally 'resolves' itself. you know what i mean. and yes i do mean it. he doesnt care, so why should i or anyone else about him. shove it, dick.

CEO citizens eyes open's picture

I like cheney/palin twelve to twenty.CEO citizenz eyes open.

Liberalicious's picture

Dick Cheney...

Sounds like a bondage toy.

ksecus's picture

Why not Hitler Bin Laden for the repukes?
They would both do about the same damage

left of center's picture

Go fuck yourself, you betcha

RickinSF's picture

Cheney for president. He'd probably croak within the first year in an apoplectic fit over the demands put on him.
Sarah Palin would ascend to the presidency and quit, 'cause she "feels like it."

The presidency would pass to the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

I take that back, Cheney/Palin is a terrible idea.

liberalNmoderation's picture

With cheeeeeney's low approval rating amongst all Americans.
and palins quitter mentality...they would not stand a chance.

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